SUUUUUUUUUURE

We definitely believe this.

Comments

[snif]

At least he didn't use the old "I dropped my contact lens" excuse...

[Melody]

And he was in the women's outhouse changing his clothes because...why? And his ring fell off because...why?

This just shows that a man who jumps into a vat of poo cannot be trusted. (This was a HUGE revelation for me.)

[GDogg]

He was down there because he dropped his jacket down the hole.

He didn't care about the jacket...just the sandwich he had in his pocket.

[Lou Bricant]

Does Rid-X take care of creepy wierdo's hanging out in septic tanks looking for a "wedding ring"?

[mudstuffin]

"Kancamagus Highway" anagrams to:

Washing a mucky haag
Huh? Gay maniac gawks
Is whacky gaga human
Huh? Away, sick gagman!

And yet the authorities did nothing.

[Somewhere North]

I wonder if he had to change his clothes again after he found the ring....

[snif]

home sweet home commode
I wallow in excretions
heavenly abode...

[mudstuffin]

There once was a man named Moody
who was found neck-deep in some dooty
why would he sit
in a huge pile of it?
to get a good look at some booty!

(Sorry, someone had to do it)

[queensbee]

thank you mudstuffin. and precisely who would believe that dooty-man here was married???? wedding ring, yeah, right. proves that there is NO end to the types of excuses bozos create.
But officer, I swear, I didnt stab anybody! this guy here just fell on my knife 12 times! he's clumsy ....

[Jessica R.]

Scenario: Your husband drops his ring into the commode while changing clothes in the ladies' room.

Question: Do you want him to come home without the ring or to come home with the ring but covered in raw sewage?

Another question: Do you want the cross-dressing and/or peeping tom to come home or to just send home the alimony payments?

[KOW]

Did it occur to anyone that the raw sewage may have been so toxic that it ate away at the ring in such a short period of time? He actually may be telling the truth!

[insomniac]

("This Diamond Ring"-Gary(Moody)&The Playboys)

I took a dive for my diamond ring
It slipped off my finger now, I couldn't see a thing!
This diamond ring doesn't smell like it did before
And this diamond ring should be boiled for ten years or more.
So if you don't care much about the goo
It could shine for you...

[PollyPI]

LOL Mudstuffin!

Me thinks that it would take nothing short of accidentally dropping the freakin' Hope Diamond (or Brad Pitt) in a vat of raw sewage to get me to climb in and fish it out.

[mudstuffin]

Yeah, men are pitiful creatures. A friend once said this about a very attractive female co-worker: "I would crawl through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkee-talkee." The rest of us nodded soberly, knowing just where he coming from.

[qetzal]

Fabulous, insom! Gary and the Playboys never sounded better!

[FCDA]

When I was a CDA I went into the Ladie's bathroom on the 3rd floor of the Courthose and walked to the farthest back stall (was I going to sneak a cigarette - who said that) and the door was open and there was a well-known MALE attorney facing outward and pulling up his pants!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!! Unfortunately we made eye contact, I said, "This never happened" and walked out!

And then I told everyone I saw for the next 3 days *snork*

[Jeff Meyerson]

And then I told everyone I saw for the next 3 days *snork*

Who said women can't keep a secret?

Everyone, I guess.

[FCDA]

Jeff - you don't really think that should have been kept secret, do you? And don't you think it was smart of me to say that so I could get out safely? He was a very big man......

*waits for Jeff's re-analysis of the situation*

[FCDA]

It was pretty scary, actually....

[U.O]

No ring?

When your average person (who has just gotten a bit mussed or soiled at work) takes a bath, they leave a ring ... how can a septic tank/outhouse NOT have a ring ...???

[ArcaneJill]

FCDA: I say good for you. *waves small flag with GO FCDA! on it*

[Eleanor]

Thank you Aj - I still feel what I did was right - :)

[fcda]

Thank you Aj - I still feel what I did was right - :)

[fcda]

Thank you Aj - I still feel what I did was right - :)

[U.O]

So, El ... if two wrongs do not make a right, and two Wongs do not make a white, what do three rights do?

[alanboss]

His spokesman is Scott McClellan.

[aekb]

He hid in the tank out of embarassment? Like it's more embarassing to be in a women's outhouse than it is to be found in a vat of poo with people (presumably) peeing on your head???

[js]

for some reason, this reminds me of the guy sittin' on the park bench, lookin' up at the bird flyin' overhead and sayin' "go ahead. everybody else has"

[everysandwich]

That alibi would do Larry David proud.

[scrabbler]

"Scenario: Your husband drops his ring into the commode while changing clothes in the ladies' room.

Question: Do you want him to come home without the ring or to come home with the ring but covered in raw sewage? "

THAT'S NOT FAIR!
This is a guy, so the proper question is:

"Do you think your wife would prefer you come home without the ring or with the ring but covered in raw sewage?"

We guys honestly don't know.