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July 08, 2005

NOT A TRAGEDY, WE GUESS

When seals act like sheep.

(Thanks to Mollenkamp)

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"mummified seals" WBAGNFARB

Hey, I was first, too!

it wasn't suicide, they were all males who wouldn't stop to ask for directions. it was too late to turn baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

"There are 50 mummified seals that appeared to have committed suicide by heading over a bluff in the Dry Valleys area," he said.

Idiots! Those aren't seals. Those are lemmings!

"I don't think they're too smart. There was evidence of alcohol consumption, drug abuse and SM practice. These seals partied hearty and felt the oppressing weight of their situation. They probably felt there was no other way out. All they needed was a Seal of Approval to counsel and help them on their way."

crossgirl- my thoughts exactly.

Head Smashed In Seal Jump.

Purgatory Lake ...Isn't that a Bob Segar song?

MOTW - *snork*

See the movie: Invasion of the (seal)Body Snatchers starring The Lemmings!

*hee, hee, I said snatcher*

dang...trystan beat me to punch line.

the

It's those endless, lonely, bitter-cold Antarctic nights - after a while, some teenage seals just can't take it any more. Wonder if any of those had goth tattoos or punk hairstyles?

"The trouble is sometimes mummified seals look like rocks and you don't always see them until you're a metre away. Others stand out like sore thumbs."

Poor little seals, sticking straight out of the ground like that. Such an undignified death.

*twiddles thumbs anxiously awaiting the remainder of js's comment*

sarcasmo...lol
please insert the naked "the" between the words "to" and "punch line" in the previous post.
thank you.

(loves sarcasmo some de-caf coffee)

"I don't think they're too smart," Cary said.

Understatement of the article if you ask me.

Would "The Antartic Seal Death Cult" BAGNFARB?

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