NOT A TRAGEDY, WE GUESS
When seals act like sheep.
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
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"mummified seals" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 08, 2005 at 07:58 AM
Hey, I was first, too!
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 08, 2005 at 07:59 AM
it wasn't suicide, they were all males who wouldn't stop to ask for directions. it was too late to turn baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Posted by: crossgirl | July 08, 2005 at 08:02 AM
"There are 50 mummified seals that appeared to have committed suicide by heading over a bluff in the Dry Valleys area," he said.
Idiots! Those aren't seals. Those are lemmings!
Posted by: Trystan Shout | July 08, 2005 at 08:18 AM
"I don't think they're too smart. There was evidence of alcohol consumption, drug abuse and SM practice. These seals partied hearty and felt the oppressing weight of their situation. They probably felt there was no other way out. All they needed was a Seal of Approval to counsel and help them on their way."
Posted by: MOTW | July 08, 2005 at 08:22 AM
crossgirl- my thoughts exactly.
Posted by: opiesgirl | July 08, 2005 at 08:35 AM
Head Smashed In Seal Jump.
Posted by: golfwidow | July 08, 2005 at 08:48 AM
Purgatory Lake ...Isn't that a Bob Segar song?
Posted by: Sean | July 08, 2005 at 09:42 AM
MOTW - *snork*
See the movie: Invasion of the (seal)Body Snatchers starring The Lemmings!
*hee, hee, I said snatcher*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 08, 2005 at 09:56 AM
dang...trystan beat me to punch line.
Posted by: just sayin' | July 08, 2005 at 10:00 AM
the
Posted by: js | July 08, 2005 at 10:02 AM
It's those endless, lonely, bitter-cold Antarctic nights - after a while, some teenage seals just can't take it any more. Wonder if any of those had goth tattoos or punk hairstyles?
Posted by: MrToad | July 08, 2005 at 10:29 AM
"The trouble is sometimes mummified seals look like rocks and you don't always see them until you're a metre away. Others stand out like sore thumbs."
Poor little seals, sticking straight out of the ground like that. Such an undignified death.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 08, 2005 at 10:31 AM
*twiddles thumbs anxiously awaiting the remainder of js's comment*
Posted by: Sarcasmo | July 08, 2005 at 10:33 AM
sarcasmo...lol
please insert the naked "the" between the words "to" and "punch line" in the previous post.
thank you.
(loves sarcasmo some de-caf coffee)
Posted by: js | July 08, 2005 at 10:55 AM
"I don't think they're too smart," Cary said.
Understatement of the article if you ask me.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | July 08, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Would "The Antartic Seal Death Cult" BAGNFARB?
Posted by: alanboss | July 08, 2005 at 09:35 PM
did you see that this was the ad at the end of the article (ewwwwwwwwww)
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Posted by: Loraney | July 11, 2005 at 03:16 PM
did you see that this was the ad at the end of the article (ewwwwwwwwww)
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Posted by: Loraney | July 11, 2005 at 03:17 PM