JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR OPINION OF GIANT SQUID COULD NOT GET ANY LOWER
...you read something like this.
« Previous | Main | Next »
July 28, 2005
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-
Giant Squid anagrams to icky, squishy phallic fish
Posted by: thirst for.... | July 28, 2005 at 07:22 AM
The giant squid's only known enemy is the sperm whale. Whales have been found with squid in their stomachs, and battle scars believed caused by its suckers.
*wants to make a comment about this, but is unable to formulate one. suffice to say a comment is needed*
JOSHKR!
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 07:24 AM
Cannibalimari!
Posted by: GDogg | July 28, 2005 at 07:26 AM
"accidental self-ingestion" WBAGNF something, I'm just not sure what.
Posted by: Reddsuss | July 28, 2005 at 07:28 AM
Well, what else are you gonna eat down there? The takeout stinks.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | July 28, 2005 at 07:30 AM
haaaa cannibalimari, whaaaahaa. with white or red sauce?
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2005 at 07:30 AM
See, this is what happens when you introduce slang to other species. The whole "eat me" thing goes right over their heads, or into their mouths, or something.
Posted by: Christobol | July 28, 2005 at 07:31 AM
Hey, EVERYBODY loves a good plate of Calamari.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | July 28, 2005 at 07:35 AM
The Giant Squid Sucker Scars WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Leetie | July 28, 2005 at 07:38 AM
"Mmmmmmm! We taste just like chicken!"
Posted by: Mike | July 28, 2005 at 07:39 AM
...and battle scars believed caused by its suckers.
Humans get those too. They're called Hickies!
And all too often the scares last a long time...
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 07:42 AM
I'm not sure how they can stand eating each other without tartar sauce and chips.
Posted by: GDogg | July 28, 2005 at 07:42 AM
[MORE] Sperm whales with battle scars believed caused by its suckers.
If I were a betting man, I'd say the scars were left by the beaks. Suckers good. Beaks bad!
Posted by: DaBlade | July 28, 2005 at 07:46 AM
Make that scars.... mumblemumblemumble
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 07:46 AM
Cannibalism!
What's a squid to do about
Calamari bites
Posted by: Russell | July 28, 2005 at 07:46 AM
Squiddles piddles inky-do
ookey gookey slimey too
Posted by: snif | July 28, 2005 at 07:50 AM
MeThinks that was a haiku snif?
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 07:51 AM
"They have eight arms as thick as fire hoses and large and complex brains."
I think I'm in love.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 07:53 AM
Wait a minute...fire hoses...sperm whales...suckers??? Is this some kind of marine biologist porn site?
Posted by: bbescuela | July 28, 2005 at 07:55 AM
bbescuela, my Net Nazis software didn't catch it!
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 07:56 AM
a true squid haiku...
tentacles long with suckers
where's my pet sperm whale?
Posted by: snif | July 28, 2005 at 08:01 AM
YEA!
Posted by: kibby F5� | July 28, 2005 at 08:04 AM
And here I thought sperm whales only ate lost seamen.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | July 28, 2005 at 08:26 AM
Nah, that was Rod Stewart.
Posted by: Leetie | July 28, 2005 at 08:34 AM
Leetie -
*snork*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 28, 2005 at 08:38 AM
Careful, Leetie. Trystan may come and shake his finger at you ;)
Posted by: djtonyb | July 28, 2005 at 08:43 AM
I have a few battle scars from my, umm, suckers
Posted by: Joshkr | July 28, 2005 at 08:45 AM
"scientist Simon Jarmon said while the study could not rule out accidental self-ingestion"
i wonder, do the tentacles regenerate like lizard tails and starfish arms? perhaps they are completely self sustaining. ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2005 at 08:46 AM
Duly noted, DJ.
*eats some more pop rocks*
Posted by: Leetie | July 28, 2005 at 08:53 AM
The giant squid is the world's largest invertebrate, believed to grow up to 18m in length and weighing up to 900kg.
In other words, giant, spineless weenies.
*I hope this doesn't double post*
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 28, 2005 at 08:56 AM
Re: "accidental self-ingestion"
SQUID1: Yum!
SQUID2: Hey, you just ate one of your tentacles, or whatever those things are called!
SQUID1: Damn! I hate it when that happens. It was good, though.
SQUID2: We really need to develop better brains.
Posted by: ErnieG | July 28, 2005 at 09:01 AM
Jeff:
It's not the weight, it's the circumference.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 09:06 AM
Damn blog is screwing up the punchlines. (It's all in the timing!)
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 09:10 AM
Must be different time zone problem, Jeff.
That's weird.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 09:12 AM
*hands Leetie a Coke*
Posted by: djtonyb | July 28, 2005 at 09:21 AM
(Re: Brainy's link) The suckers have teeth!
*shivers*
*Snorks* to GDogg & Chianca & Snif & Mike & oh hell the whole thread's hilarious!
Posted by: Funny Name | July 28, 2005 at 09:28 AM
"accidental self-ingestion"
I hate it when this happens!
Good thing I brought the laptop...
Posted by: jamester from somewhere in his own large intestine | July 28, 2005 at 10:39 AM
Well jamester - at least you're (ny) almost out.
Posted by: blog girl #85 | July 28, 2005 at 11:31 AM
Well jamester - at least you're (ny) almost out.
Posted by: blog girl #85 | July 28, 2005 at 11:33 AM
I don't yet see the fabled "light at the end of the tunnel"...
Posted by: jamester | July 28, 2005 at 11:55 AM
They Might Be Giant(Cannibalistic Squid)s wbagnfarb. Unless it's already taken or something? ;-)
Posted by: qetzal | July 28, 2005 at 12:39 PM
Accidental self-ingestion.
Geez. I thought I was a klutz.
Posted by: Maud | July 29, 2005 at 01:39 AM