IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS...

We're done here.

(Thanks to Prairie Dog)

Comments

[KOW]

This kinda makes me imagine what the mug shot of the outhouse dweller looked like.

[Amy]

My girlfriend thinks hers is solid gold.

[sct72]

didja click on all of the "this one" links? some real winners there. Especially the midget one.

[M.C.]

I ♥ midget porn truly is a choice t-shirt to be busted in.

Likewise, spraying evidence of your clear and brazen stupidity all over your face is pretty classy, too.

[Aunt Nancy]

Goodness know what y'all would be saying about the guy if the spray paint had been brown.

Chocolate, indeed!

[KOW]

sct, I actually did click on some. I like the 'tongue out' & 'bird flipping' mugs (of the same person no less) myself.

[Martinishark]

Note to Mr. Tribett:
When C3PO says, "Kiss my butt", it is just an expression.

[amused]

Thank you for the pics. I may now feel much better about myself. Maybe we should introduce them to blogging. A much better addicti.... I mean hobby.

[Prairie Dog]

Woo hoo, I got one in!

Actually my favorite is the white paint guy. He looks like the loser in a pie fighting contest.

[Prairie Dog]

Woo hoo, I got one in!

Actually my favorite is the white paint guy. He looks like the loser in a pie fighting contest.

[M.C.]

sj - nice call. That guy looks like the typical first contestant of the ol' bite-the-nail-in-half party trick.

[Aunt Nancy]

Prosecutor: Your Honor, the defendant in this case is charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication.
Judge: Defendant, how do you plead?
Female Defendant: Not guilty, Your Honor.
Prosecutor: Here are the results of this defendant's tox screen. She had a blood alcohol level of .22.
Judge: But why are you charging her with disorderly conduct?
Prosecutor: She was standing in the median of a four-lane highway making obscene gestures at passing motorists.
Defendant: You can't prove that!
Prosecutor: Yes, I can. You were making the same gestures as seen in your mug shot photos. *hands photos to judge*
Judge: Hmmmm...I see.
Prosecutor: Also Your Honor, as you can see from the photos, the defendant does not have a mullet.
Judge: I hereby pronounce the defendant guilty and do sentence her to a year of cleaning toilets in snake-infested neighborhoods.
Defendant: But, Your Honor!
Judge: And you must listen to only Barry Manilow music as you work.
Defendant: NOOOOOOO!!!

[silver]

That is cruel and unusual punishment Aunt Nancy

[insomniac]

Gold sniffer
He's the man, the man who's inside too much
He don't hide much!
Such a sloppy whiffer
Gets his jollies from the Home Depot
But he doesn't know.
Golden paint he's got splashed on his face
But he don't think it look out of place....

[amused]

*sipping his java* deep Insom...deep..

[ontheotherhand]

Why gold? Could it have possibly made him feel better about doing this? On the other hand...nevermind.

*leaves deeply in thought*

[ontheotherhand]

On the other hand he's earned some "goldwings".

*sorry couldn't resist, forgive me*

[DaBlade]

"..If I only had a brain"

doo da do do do doooo

[U.O]

I thot he (Goldybeard) looked as if he was about halfway thru the makeup job for the original Planed of the Apes ...

[U.O]

Sheesh! Planet !!!

What planet am I from? Gaaah!

[Martinishark]

I feel the need to remind the people of this blog that Mr. Tribett has yet to stand trile for any offense and nothing has been proven in a court room. Therefore in mentioning this account you must say he was "Allegedly" huffing gold paint.

[Martinishark]

Did I really write "trile"???

Me spell bad? That's unpossibile.

[DaBlade]

cyn- You're a freak! I love it! :)

[cyn]

yeah? me too;D. teehee.

[Targetgirl]

Bodazhang,

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now go sit in the corner with James and SHUT UP.

*scowls at Bodazhang and James*
*returns to blog*

[Stupendous Man]

Cyn, can you link us to

This Is Your Brain With a Side Order of Bacon?

[Stupendous Man]

cyn, I thought Miss Piggy was in Cedar's Sinai Hospital in LA for a chitlinectomy!

[cyn]

no. no. she went to st. tropez and fried out instead.

[Stupendous Man]

cyn, she's trying valiantly to get over Kermit's comment that his religion doesn't allow him to date pork.