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They don't actually come right out and say his name isn't "Habte-Varwell"... (Thanks to Mollenkamp)

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[Fingers]

Cajun tongues are the other best!

[Fingers (attached to sweating palms)]

Besides, of course, [insert regional/cultural/ethnic/species or other known Kiltie affiliation here] tongues.

[Bumble]

{{{Blue's Fingers}}}

*goes to bed*

'Night, kilties!

[sharon share-alike]

And dragon tongues can DEFINITELY tie cherry stems into knots.

And now I have witnesses.

NEENER!

[sharon share-alike]

Ohhhhh, so it was BLUE'S fingers, eh s-girl??

*grins*

[neophyte]

Dragon tongues are apparently 27" and surrounded by big yellow teeth. To experience one will cost you $100! Really!

[neophyte]

Oh. But be careful. Upon further study I find that dragons' tongues are fertile "both ways."*

*IMAGINES the possibilities!!*

[sharon share-alike]

*SNOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!*

[Alfred]

Tiggers and dragons.
A tiger is my favorite animal, and the dragon happens to be my favorite mythological animal. I even study up on how they could have lived.

I will not hide my gems. But when they are gems, could somebody please tell me?

My dog actually smiles when she really wants to play fetch. She has a huge snarly grin on her face.

Anyway, bit of a problem right now. One of my teachers will not allow my password into his class. It's an online class. So not being able to sign in is a bit of a problem. As is having to order the books online. (luckily at a tenth of the price) So I don't know what I am missing from my books not arriving. Ignorance is bliss my foot.
Of course it is. It's just an apendage.

[Meanie the Blue]

Alfred, what's the problem with your password? Is it offensive? A format problem? Same as someone else's? Too many/not enough appendages? Can't you pick a different one that works, just for this semester?

Sounds like a problem that needs fixing immediately. You should work it out and keep your education moving along, no?

[KDF]

I will not hide my gems. But when they are gems, could somebody please tell me?

Yep. That's another one of 'em, right there, Alfred.

*snork*

Good morning, finger lickin' Kilties!

[Meanie the Blue]

G'Day, Kiltie-lickin', I mean, gem-pickin' members of the Cult of Kilt.

[southerngirl]

yes alfred, that was another gem. :)

mornin all!

*will be thinkin all day about kilties bein finger-lickin good*

and Kilt Lickers WBAGNFARB

[sharon share-alike]

Oh great...now you have ME thinking about it, too!

Actually, I thought "Kilt-licker" sounds like some form of Hebredian insult...

"GET OOT A ME HOOSE, YE DAMNED KILT-LICKER, FOR IT DINNA BELONG TO YE!"

But then, it's early and my brain is permanently weird, so...

[southerngirl]

hey sharon, maybe you can use that phrase in your next book! ;)

[Meanie the Blue]

Meanwhile, back at the Main Blog.....

[southerngirl]

geez, blue, did ya have to run everybody off? ;P

[sharon share-alike]

*snork*

At least she's consistent.

I have to say.....I thoroughly enjoyed that...erm....rousing performance.

*snorkity-snork*

[cloverleaf]

*snork*

[sharon share-alike]

Sheesh. Who kilt the Kilt?

[cloverleaf]

Wasn't me.

[Shaggy]

It wasn't me.

[KNBTC]

they both look guilty to me.

[cloverleaf]

Uh oh... blog clock trouble!!! 12:22 right now... let's see where it lands...

[Meanie the Blue]

Alright! I confess, I did it! I was jealous - murderously jealous - of the fawning attention the Kilt gets. "The Kilt is great!", everyone says. "I adore the Kilt!", they blubber. All this glowing praise for a ... a .... collection of silly and sometimes salacious comments woven around a suggestive posting of some ugly piece of cloth wrapped around some guy's loins. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to do something! Ohhhhhh, it's all too ....... too....

*Breaks down into uncontrollable, racking sobs*

[Bumble]

*snicker*

[southerngirl]

me, too.

*smooch*es blue

oh, and FIRST to fling her pants onto (into?) the kilt!

[Meanie the Blue]

Ah, attention at last. It's all I crave. Except for the occasional Sn!ckers. And some of these. (Off is best.)

[southerngirl sassypants]

*SNORK*

i like it!

[O'theU(manity)]

*forges writes prescription for monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs), Serotonin-specific agents, Lithium, Alprazolam, Single Malt Whiskey ... hands to 'Blue to improve his momentary clash with reality ...*

[sharon share-alike]

I think these are more along my line.

But I also am feeling the spirit of pantsless Friday, so.....

*DOFFS!*

[O'theU(manity)]

*imagery blows several fuses in whut passes for brain ...*

[neophyte]

Wow. You really CAN find anything online.

Sharon, shouldn't you have *SHED*?

[sharon share-alike]

Holy crap....that's AMAZING!

So neo....are you a priest, a mage, or a warlock??

(Imma guessin' NOT the priest, tho....)

[neophyte]

Um. Hmm. I don't exactly qualify as any. I guess I just won't wear any pants.

However, I think we all should be wearing this .

[Bumble]

I'm not wearing pants either. ;-)

[southerngirl]

ok, that's it...

somebody's got to find a way to get that halo, and keep it away from bumble!

[Bumble]

As I said, this one's not removable. You have no power to effect that change.

Bwahahahaha!