HMMMMM
They don't actually come right out and say his name isn't "Habte-Varwell"... (Thanks to Mollenkamp)
« Previous | Main | Next »
They don't actually come right out and say his name isn't "Habte-Varwell"... (Thanks to Mollenkamp)
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
Your Information
(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
Cajun tongues are the other best!
Posted by: Fingers | March 28, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Besides, of course, [insert regional/cultural/ethnic/species or other known Kiltie affiliation here] tongues.
Posted by: Fingers (attached to sweating palms) | March 28, 2007 at 11:07 PM
{{{Blue's Fingers}}}
*goes to bed*
'Night, kilties!
Posted by: Bumble | March 28, 2007 at 11:16 PM
And dragon tongues can DEFINITELY tie cherry stems into knots.
And now I have witnesses.
NEENER!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 28, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Ohhhhh, so it was BLUE'S fingers, eh s-girl??
*grins*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 28, 2007 at 11:42 PM
Dragon tongues are apparently 27" and surrounded by big yellow teeth. To experience one will cost you $100! Really!
Posted by: neophyte | March 28, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Oh. But be careful. Upon further study I find that dragons' tongues are fertile "both ways."*
*IMAGINES the possibilities!!*
Posted by: neophyte | March 28, 2007 at 11:58 PM
*SNOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 29, 2007 at 12:20 AM
Tiggers and dragons.
A tiger is my favorite animal, and the dragon happens to be my favorite mythological animal. I even study up on how they could have lived.
I will not hide my gems. But when they are gems, could somebody please tell me?
My dog actually smiles when she really wants to play fetch. She has a huge snarly grin on her face.
Anyway, bit of a problem right now. One of my teachers will not allow my password into his class. It's an online class. So not being able to sign in is a bit of a problem. As is having to order the books online. (luckily at a tenth of the price) So I don't know what I am missing from my books not arriving. Ignorance is bliss my foot.
Of course it is. It's just an apendage.
Posted by: Alfred | March 29, 2007 at 01:49 AM
Alfred, what's the problem with your password? Is it offensive? A format problem? Same as someone else's? Too many/not enough appendages? Can't you pick a different one that works, just for this semester?
Sounds like a problem that needs fixing immediately. You should work it out and keep your education moving along, no?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 05:56 AM
I will not hide my gems. But when they are gems, could somebody please tell me?
Yep. That's another one of 'em, right there, Alfred.
*snork*
Good morning, finger lickin' Kilties!
Posted by: KDF | March 29, 2007 at 08:02 AM
G'Day, Kiltie-lickin', I mean, gem-pickin' members of the Cult of Kilt.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 08:09 AM
yes alfred, that was another gem. :)
mornin all!
*will be thinkin all day about kilties bein finger-lickin good*
and Kilt Lickers WBAGNFARB
Posted by: southerngirl | March 29, 2007 at 08:42 AM
Oh great...now you have ME thinking about it, too!
Actually, I thought "Kilt-licker" sounds like some form of Hebredian insult...
"GET OOT A ME HOOSE, YE DAMNED KILT-LICKER, FOR IT DINNA BELONG TO YE!"
But then, it's early and my brain is permanently weird, so...
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 29, 2007 at 09:19 AM
hey sharon, maybe you can use that phrase in your next book! ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Meanwhile, back at the Main Blog.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 11:22 AM
geez, blue, did ya have to run everybody off? ;P
Posted by: southerngirl | March 29, 2007 at 05:13 PM
*snork*
At least she's consistent.
I have to say.....I thoroughly enjoyed that...erm....rousing performance.
*snorkity-snork*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 29, 2007 at 05:16 PM
*snork*
Posted by: cloverleaf | March 29, 2007 at 11:15 PM
Sheesh. Who kilt the Kilt?
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 29, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Wasn't me.
Posted by: cloverleaf | March 30, 2007 at 12:12 AM
It wasn't me.
Posted by: Shaggy | March 30, 2007 at 12:12 AM
they both look guilty to me.
Posted by: KNBTC | March 30, 2007 at 12:15 AM
Uh oh... blog clock trouble!!! 12:22 right now... let's see where it lands...
Posted by: cloverleaf | March 30, 2007 at 12:22 AM
Alright! I confess, I did it! I was jealous - murderously jealous - of the fawning attention the Kilt gets. "The Kilt is great!", everyone says. "I adore the Kilt!", they blubber. All this glowing praise for a ... a .... collection of silly and sometimes salacious comments woven around a suggestive posting of some ugly piece of cloth wrapped around some guy's loins. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to do something! Ohhhhhh, it's all too ....... too....
*Breaks down into uncontrollable, racking sobs*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 08:09 AM
*snicker*
Posted by: Bumble | March 30, 2007 at 09:07 AM
me, too.
*smooch*es blue
oh, and FIRST to fling her pants onto (into?) the kilt!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 30, 2007 at 09:15 AM
Ah, attention at last. It's all I crave. Except for the occasional Sn!ckers. And some of these. (Off is best.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 09:27 AM
*SNORK*
i like it!
Posted by: southerngirl sassypants | March 30, 2007 at 10:14 AM
*
forgeswrites prescription for monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs), Serotonin-specific agents, Lithium, Alprazolam, Single Malt Whiskey ... hands to 'Blue to improve his momentary clash with reality ...*Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 30, 2007 at 11:28 AM
I think these are more along my line.
But I also am feeling the spirit of pantsless Friday, so.....
*DOFFS!*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 30, 2007 at 12:34 PM
*imagery blows several fuses in whut passes for brain ...*
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 30, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Wow. You really CAN find anything online.
Sharon, shouldn't you have *SHED*?
Posted by: neophyte | March 30, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Holy crap....that's AMAZING!
So neo....are you a priest, a mage, or a warlock??
(Imma guessin' NOT the priest, tho....)
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 30, 2007 at 01:07 PM
Um. Hmm. I don't exactly qualify as any. I guess I just won't wear any pants.
However, I think we all should be wearing this .
Posted by: neophyte | March 30, 2007 at 01:27 PM
I'm not wearing pants either. ;-)
Posted by: Bumble | March 30, 2007 at 02:10 PM
ok, that's it...
somebody's got to find a way to get that halo, and keep it away from bumble!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 30, 2007 at 02:29 PM
As I said, this one's not removable. You have no power to effect that change.
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Bumble | March 30, 2007 at 02:35 PM
[The bot wouldn't let me post this in its entiretly, so prepare for multiple posts.]
I generally stick with the tried and true,
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 02:48 PM
but sometimes I get a little disoriented.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Sometimes, it gets worse, and then worse still, and then I feel I should come out of the closet. But then I just put it all in perspective.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 02:50 PM
celestial pants -binds when equipped-i've heard of underwear that binds when one is equipped....
Posted by: insomniac | March 30, 2007 at 02:50 PM
Burma Shave!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2007 at 02:50 PM
*snork*
I may be a young whipper-snapper, but I know about the old Burma Shave adds. Someone in my county got all nostalgic and put up multiple signs along the road to my church that added up to the following slogan: "You'll love your wife, you'll love her pa, you'll even love your mother-in-law if you use Burma Shave." When I asked my parents what that was all about, they waxed nostalgic too, and dad told me this one that he remembered: "Other shaves will let you down faster than a strapless gown. Use Burma Shave."
Posted by: Bumble | March 30, 2007 at 02:57 PM
thank you blue, for the multiples
*snorks*, you pervs, i meant *snorks*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 30, 2007 at 02:59 PM
they waxed nostalgic too
Yes, it was a memorable evening.
Posted by: nostalgic | March 30, 2007 at 03:01 PM
*snork*
Posted by: Bumble | March 30, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Poor nostalgia. I'll bet you wish they'd used burmashave instead. *loves nostalgia an ice pack*
Posted by: neophyte | March 30, 2007 at 05:44 PM
Um....no offense, neo, but I don't want to wear ANY pants that bind my legs together. I mean...how would I walk let alone....erm....you know.....
And yes...I'm also *snork*ing at insom.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 30, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Wow. We can always count on our lovely judi to keep us relevant.
Posted by: KDF | March 30, 2007 at 08:35 PM
Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 30, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Sharon said "hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeee!"
*SNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRK*
Posted by: KDF | March 30, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeee!
=
*SNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRK*?
huh
so is anybody else buzzed on tekillya right now?
bozo? anyone? bueller?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 31, 2007 at 12:40 AM
Oooooh, I have some very fond memories of tequila....
Pass the bottle, s-girl!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 31, 2007 at 12:52 AM
I'm sure that I have some very fond memories of tequila, too. However, those particular brain cells RIP.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2007 at 08:04 AM
Happy weekend, Kilties! I hope everyone's out doing something fun and springy.
*looks around for Tigger*
Hey! Where's our springy guy?
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 31, 2007 at 01:35 PM
hiya kilties!
how the heck are y'all?
sharon, he's probably out doin what tiggers do best :)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 31, 2007 at 01:41 PM
*dances in*
Today is my first divorceaversary!!
*is very happy*
Posted by: neophyte | March 31, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Congrats, Neo! (BTW, he's not becoming your brother-in-law, right? I missed how that got resolved, somehow).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2007 at 02:44 PM
YAYYY!!!
*luvs neo some luv*
Congrats!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 31, 2007 at 02:46 PM
happy divorceaversary, neo!
*smooch*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 31, 2007 at 02:59 PM
(I'm pretty sure that would be a NO, Blue)
Okay...I spent the entire day grading papers, and one of my students actually made me laugh until I cried. In public. Uncontrollably.
He was writing about the Renaissance idea of "Sprezzatura," as formulated by Castiglione in his famous "Book of the Courtier". Sprezzatura, in a nutshell, is the idea in literature of a studied nonchalance, the act of making something extremely difficult look absurdly easy (the early modern poets LOVED this and did it a lot). So here are the first few lines of this guy's paper:
"Sprezzatura. The word itself rolls off the tongue like a wet piece of linguini. Sprezzatura. It conjures up images of an exotic cheese that would spice a Mario Batali antipasti.
*SNORK!!!*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 31, 2007 at 07:16 PM
sharon, students like this make it all worthwhile, yes?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 31, 2007 at 07:43 PM
Most definitely yes!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 31, 2007 at 08:54 PM
That's perty cool, Sharon ... you find a gem once in a while, and it makes the rest of the grind worthwhile ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | March 31, 2007 at 09:22 PM
Well, he sure understands the value of using specific imagery in his writing. Now he just needs to get his head out of the pasta pot before he gets all cold and sticky.
*snorgle*
Posted by: KDF | April 01, 2007 at 10:10 AM
KDF, do ya need somethin for that *snorgle*? ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 11:30 AM
I'd say she does!
*luvs KDF a Strongbow*
....Strongbow! It's not JUST for breakfast anymore!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 11:50 AM
looks like it's just us gals here this mornin...y'all wanna watch a chick flick?
nah...me neither
*looks around for hidden videos of kilties in compromising positions*
one of you guys bring the refreshments, ok?
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 12:41 PM
I got chips, agua pura and some mini-Snickers™ ... and a cartoon from my daughter ... did I post the link to that here? no, guess not ... It's on my photobucket page, if y'all have got that ...
can't get my present copy of the linkage to werk ... I'll go get a new one ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 01, 2007 at 01:34 PM
try this:
http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/UncleOmar/?action=view¤t=stpatrickua8jpg.jpg
or this
yep, seems to werk ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 01, 2007 at 01:38 PM
A Sunday treat for all.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 02:32 PM
Okay, Blue, I don't know about you, but a heavy wee in a bottle is NOT my idea of a treat!
Sheesh.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 03:07 PM
*SNOOORK!*
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Dragonmead? A strong under-the-kilt ale, not a treat?! OK, then.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 03:45 PM
oh
my
gawd!
sorry, blue, you'll have to excuse me for a moment whilst my brain explodes.
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 03:57 PM
*brain explodes alongside s-girl's*
Okay...the idea of "Dragonmead" is pretty darned cool, but STILL!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 04:44 PM
"sharon and s'girl and the exploding brains" WBAGNFA...
um, nothin, probably...never mind...
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 05:18 PM
mmm-k... I think I'll go with brain implosion, just for the sake of variety.
*KABLOOooommmmmmfff*
Posted by: KDF | April 01, 2007 at 06:41 PM
i *heart* my sistahs
just sayin
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 06:53 PM
Me too also, yes. I *heart* my sistahs, you fabulous, brilliant, funny, wonderful women.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 07:22 PM
*Cough*
What? Oh, just a tickle in my throat, is all. Don't mind me.
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 08:23 PM
*hugs blue and gives him a big 'ol smooch*
we luv you too, ya know! :)
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 08:48 PM
SMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCH!!
What s-girl said.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 08:55 PM
Awwww, you guys .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 09:08 PM
I want in on the love fest! *starts smoochin' randomly*
Posted by: neophyte | April 01, 2007 at 09:36 PM
Who's this Randomly person?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 09:39 PM
that would be me.
*smooch*es neo
adds a *grope* for good measure
Posted by: Randomly | April 01, 2007 at 09:41 PM
OOoooo! A drive-by smoochin'!
Gotta love it.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 09:47 PM
What about me? Do I get smoochies?
I am pretty cute, IIDSSM.
Posted by: Adonis | April 01, 2007 at 09:56 PM
*bumble tackles(tm thingy) adonis*
*smoochies!*
Posted by: Randomly | April 01, 2007 at 10:08 PM
hey, somebody randomly stole my *smooch*, which was meant for adonis!
*hairflip*
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 10:10 PM
Ooooh. Been a little while since I got one of those.
They're nice.
:)
Posted by: Adonis | April 01, 2007 at 10:16 PM
... he said, meaning both the smoochies and the hairflip.
Posted by: Adonis | April 01, 2007 at 10:17 PM
SMOOCHIES FOR ALL!!
It's SMOOCHFEST 2007!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | April 01, 2007 at 10:29 PM
I was wondering when that would start! Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Adonis | April 01, 2007 at 10:35 PM
no time like the present!
*wonders when GROPEFEST 2007! begins...
Posted by: southerngirl | April 01, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Hmm, isn't it usually held simultaneously with PUDDINGFEST and GOOSEFEST? Usually next door to YIPE!!!FEST.
Posted by: cloverleaf | April 01, 2007 at 10:53 PM
*wonders if she could get a smooch*
It's been a long weekend and a long night. My internet connection has been spacey for the last couple of days, so I haven't been able to kilt around, and one of the stupid boys in the group I'm with for a project (we've got to turn in a paper and do a presentation tomorrow) didn't send me his sources, and yet I'm supposed to somehow magically transform the tripe he wrote into a proper paper with proper citations. I've been sending him emails for the past three days, but he never responded, and I don't have any other way to contact him.
Plus we had a floor move at work tonight, so I'm dead tired.
*whimpers*
Somebody hold me? Please?
Posted by: Bumble | April 01, 2007 at 11:15 PM
*Send Bumble a case of new and improved Smooch'N'Hold™, with advanced staying power and Super Smooching Bubbles™, for that special stinger glow.*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2007 at 11:22 PM