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Posted by: chris | July 17, 2005 at 01:34 PM
I could think of a few better things to spend a trillion dollars on...
Posted by: snif | July 17, 2005 at 01:41 PM
I move we send the scientist's sperm into space so they can't breed.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 17, 2005 at 02:13 PM
yuuummmmy. pass the spare ribs.
Posted by: queensbee | July 17, 2005 at 02:14 PM
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a similar story 'The Big Space F***' which made as much sense.
Posted by: insomniac | July 17, 2005 at 02:24 PM
All I know is, if we let China be the first to send pig sperm into space, the U.S. may never catch up in the pig sperm space race. The last thing this country needs right now is a pig sperm gap. OK, I'm now done saying "pig sperm."
Posted by: Chianca at Large | July 17, 2005 at 03:54 PM
Damn! Scat beat me to it.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 17, 2005 at 04:00 PM
Forgive me for this, but I can't stop myself...
It's the re-entry you have to watch out for. Things tend to really heat up.
Posted by: AllieKat | July 17, 2005 at 04:12 PM
Let's all take a moment to visualize the actual pig sperm collection process....
*moment*
That guy deserves a raise...
As you were.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 17, 2005 at 04:19 PM
Did you know that pig sperm is an excellent source of prostaglandins? Did you know that one of the professors where I did my graduate work studied prostaglandins? Care to guess what job the new grad students got?
Guess which professor I did not study under?
Posted by: qetzal | July 17, 2005 at 04:26 PM
*hee, hee, judi said hard*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 17, 2005 at 05:01 PM
I can't believe the obvious hasn't been stated:
Orbiting Pig Sperm WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Sondra | July 17, 2005 at 05:14 PM
I guess they finally found a way to use "every part of the pig" INCLUDING "the squeal."
Posted by: golfwidow | July 17, 2005 at 05:18 PM
And I saw Beth Littleford ummm, hmmm, help a pig deposit sperm into a cup on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, about 7 years ago. She was thoroughly grossed out. Me, too.
Posted by: Sondra | July 17, 2005 at 05:20 PM
Could be worse I suppose. My neighbor has a picture on her fridge of a man holding a bag under an elephant's tush catching his... digested hay. The caption says "And you thought your job sucked."
Posted by: Bumble | July 17, 2005 at 06:12 PM
... heh ... Bumble ... you said "sucked" ...
well, at least your citation of the photo caption did ...
Posted by: U.O | July 17, 2005 at 07:06 PM
Hey, Bumble ...
At least he had a bag.
Posted by: golfwidow | July 17, 2005 at 07:11 PM
golfwidow -
excellent point ... LOL!
reminds me of the kicker to the old adage about a vaguely related subject ...
Next time you're up the creek without a paddle ... be glad you've still got a canoe ...
Posted by: U.O | July 17, 2005 at 07:14 PM
I think there is a serious danger of the pig sperm kept outside the capsule mutating and causing a race of super powered pigs. Or maybe giant killer pigs. Or giant killer pig sperm! Or maybe I watched too many sci-fi movies when I was a kid.
Posted by: alanboss | July 17, 2005 at 08:39 PM
Yeah, so, like do they pass out "Sow Baby" magazines and lock 'em in the bathroom until they've made their deposit?
Posted by: Amy | July 18, 2005 at 05:29 AM
Regarding the July issue of "Sow Baby" magazine: I understand the centerfold has an amazing rack of ribs.
Posted by: Amy | July 18, 2005 at 05:32 AM