EUROPEAN...

Goal!

(Sorry)

(Thanks to Steve Lancaster, via Gizmodo)

Comments

[neophyte]

number 1

[reneviht]

It's better than the american football version, where you have to dodge blitzing linebackers.

[�LabSpecimen�]

*snork* @ Neo

[Lou Bricant]

However, in this game, players are encouraged to user their hands (but not TOO much).

Also, during the Wake-Up-The-Next-Morning-After-Partying-And-Oh-GOD-I-Have-To-Pee Piss, it's more like, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL-LLLLLLL-LLLL....LLL...ll" instead of, "GOAL!"

[just sayin']

i'm not cleanin' that thing!

[Federal Duck]

Now try the new two-player "head to head" version with one of your friends! Therapy sold separately!

[Lou Bricant]

Duck: But "don't cross the streams"!!!

[Deontologist]

Neo! cracked me up fer sher!

and then the, tags, and *WHAM!*

Body slam by Fed Duck knocked the wind out of me from laughing!

Thanks guys.

[casey]

Oh no you don't, Punkin Poo (abbreviation is P.P. appropriately enough).

I'm sure one of those that are not htlmnop impaired will happily provide you to a link of the site that gives tips to females that desire to relieve themselves in a standing position.

[U.O]

I know of guys with a prostate problem whose only GOAL in the morning is to PEE ...

mebbe this'll help?

[pogo]

Punkin - maybe a male buddy would let you "steer"?

[VictoriaE77]

That's all good, but who gets to take the ball OUT of the goal to play another game?

[VictoriaE77]

Whoops! Missed the line about the string.

[VictoriaE77]

But you still have to reach in and take it out of there...

[Aunt Nancy]

My husband would be a whiz at this game.

[crossgirl]

this is for when the boys have outgrown the tinkle targets? (you parents know what i'm talking about)

[queensbee]

truly, the MOST guy thing on the entire www.

[tyler]

No, YOU play the goalie.

[qetzal]

It's (a) foul if you spray all over the urinal, and a little referee give you a yellow card.

Sorry, got nothing....

[Punkin Poo]

Pogo-Eeeeew!

Tyler - I'll be the goalie, but I refuse to block a shot.

Can't I just be the ringside (bowlside) announcer? (Insom, Jeff, U.O., MC etc.- I'd like to hear your versions of the play by play!)

[Punkin Poo]

Pogo-Eeeeew!

Tyler - I'll be the goalie, but I refuse to block a shot.

Can't I just be the ringside (bowlside) announcer? (Insom, Jeff, U.O., MC etc.- I'd like to hear your versions of the play by play!)

[Punkin Poo]

(See, the ideas were so gross, I posted twice as I held back vomit)

[Christobol]

HR: That's great. In closing, do you have any special talents that you would like us to consider as we evaluate you for the position?

Christobol: I'm glad you asked. Wait just a second!

*sets up piss socker set on desk, drops pants*

Christobol: GOAL!

HR: I think it's safe to say we'll pay you whatever you want.

Christobol: Super! Can you just wire it to me, I'll be taking the next couple weeks off.

[Tamara]

[has visual of Cbol with pants down, yelling "GOAL!"]

[faints]

[M.C.]

Methinks it's important to have goals in life:

Commentator A (‘Urinator’): Number One is looking extra fit for a pee today.

Commentator B (Same ‘Urinator’, different voice): Agreed, agreed. And he's been practicing his two-minute drill for weeks now, so I expect to see a great performance.

Commentator A: Me too, Lefty. I'm sure Number One will do whatever it takes today, because he knows that if you don't score points your can't win the game.

Commentator B: That's correct, Mr. Right. Something else he's going to want to avoid is the foul. We all remember last week’s incident. And let's just hope this one doesn't come down to Sudden Death.

Commentator A: Amen that, brother. Amen.

[P.P. (tee hee)]

M.C. - In the words of the immortal Marv Albert - "YESSSSS!"

[Pinto]

I sent the link to a friend of mine who owns a bar and told her if she installs this in the men's bathroom it might encourage them to hit the urinal instead of the walls, the floor and (for the really confused) ceiling like they normally do....

She e-mailed me back that I really need to find a hobby and that I should quit drinking.. Then she remembered that I pretty much pay her electric bill so she back-pedaled a little and just stuck with the hobby suggestion....

I'm thinking synchronized swimming myself... That seems easy...

[Jacki]

Lots of funnies here but I have to share that I snorted my drink at Pinto's comment. Could be I have a strange sense of humor, could be my drink is beer - who knows...

[DaBlade]

This is great! DaBlade no longer has to use urinal cake as a hockey puck for urination entertainment!

[bbescuela]

First the Whizzinator, now this. What's next, a pee video game?

[LindaLoy]

I remember being a bartender in my college days. We bought these little things to put in the urinal that would twirl around if a stream of liquid hit it straight on. It encouraged the drunks to hit inside and made after-hours clean up by the bartenders much easier. Geez - boys don't need much entertainment, do they?

Also - when my kids were being potty trained, we used a cheerio-

"Come on - you can hit it" LOL - They're extremely competitive and they won't eat cereal to this day. Wonder why

[alanboss]

Ah, for the good old days when we just left pennies on the urinal.

[Axel]

I actually saw (& played) this one a year ago in the CineStar cinema in the Sony Center, Berlin, Germany. The wife wouldn't believe me when I came back to the showroom sniggering like mad, though...

[Axel]

I actually saw (& played) this one a year ago in the CineStar cinema in the Sony Center, Berlin, Germany. The wife wouldn't believe me when I came back to the showroom sniggering like mad, though...

[U.O]

(Announcer) (Sorry, this is hockey oriented, but might still work ... ???)

... and he moves across the blue line ... brakes and shakes his shoulders, grips the stick ... dekes left -- right -- up -- down -- right ... SLAPSSHOOTSSCORES!!!!! In the five-hole!!! GOOOOAAALLL!!!

[Well, Punkin, you did ask for my version ...]

[U.O]

(Announcer) (Sorry, this is hockey oriented, but might still work ... ???)

... and he moves across the blue line ... brakes and shakes his shoulders, grips the stick ... dekes left -- right -- up -- down -- right ... SLAPSSHOOTSSCORES!!!!! In the five-hole!!! GOOOOAAALLL!!!

[Well, Punkin, you did ask for my version ...]

(Some sorta snag, this tagline is to prove it's not a double ...)

[Punkin Poo]

Thanks, Uncle O!

I figure, as a woman, the only contribution I could add to the toilet soccer game is to squat and cause a rain delay.

[U.O]

PP -

LOL!!!