EASILY-MISCONSTRUED HEADLINE OF THE DAY
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British prison wouldn't be so bad...I bet they get tea and crumpets in the afternoons. A more fitting punishment would be a French prison.
Posted by: shortty | July 20, 2005 at 01:10 PM
Might as well skip a week's allowance and give the guy a firm talking-to.
Posted by: M.C. | July 20, 2005 at 01:14 PM
20 years in the U.K. isnt so bad.
20 years of Brittish cooking well that is why they take away your shoelaces when you go to jail.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | July 20, 2005 at 01:31 PM
"He and his soldiers wanted to create an atmosphere of fear and terror. He wanted a fearsome reputation for being cruel and merciless at his military checkpoints,"
He came to London on a fake passport in 1998 and managed a pizza parlor in the capital when he was arrested.
Whatever you do, DON'T complain about being served a cold pizza.
Posted by: Zaphod | July 20, 2005 at 02:06 PM
He'd probably be insensed to know that he looks like Topol from Fiddler on the Roof.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 20, 2005 at 02:42 PM
...make that incensed.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 20, 2005 at 03:00 PM
How inhumane. Not only does he get 20 year in Hell... They will probably make his wipe his butt with bleached toilet paper and treat his beard for lice. Sucks to be him.
Posted by: Brad | July 20, 2005 at 04:51 PM
you aren't supposed to read the ARTICLE and get all depressed! ;) it's the headline that was funny.
Posted by: judi | July 20, 2005 at 07:27 PM
you aren't supposed to read the ARTICLE and get all depressed! ;) it's the headline that was funny.
Posted by: judi | July 20, 2005 at 07:30 PM
Redux, per judi: So instead of saving to travel abroad all I need to do is study the ways of Afghan Warlords. Simple! Thanks!
Posted by: M.C. | July 20, 2005 at 07:42 PM
Geez, first there was the Soup Nazi, and now the Pizza Guy Warlord. Ya just never know who you're dealing with.
Posted by: Maud | July 20, 2005 at 08:25 PM
Looks like Dave got off lucky at two weeks!
Posted by: alanboss | July 20, 2005 at 09:40 PM
Considering how these guys decry our western decadence he's going to be in for a shock with a punishment of eating penis pasta for 20 years.
Posted by: Martinishark | July 21, 2005 at 04:07 AM
He should be sentenced to 20 years at Heathrow given everyone's descriptions. That ought to be a fate worse than death.
Posted by: KOW | July 21, 2005 at 06:22 AM
I thought Frank Zappa died years ago!
Posted by: lanee | July 21, 2005 at 11:55 AM