CULTURE UPDATE

"Where are you going, dear?"

"Oh, just the museum."

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)

Comments

[Amy]

So much for putting your hands in your pockets.

[kibby F5�]

Think I'm going to head out to the nearest Nude Beach and set up a Museum of Natural Wonders sign and call it art!

Then charge admission, of course...

[Amy]

Leave enough distance to see the other person's headlights.

Oh wait...

[Amy]

Hey!

Didn't your mother tell you it's not polite to point!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

8:00 am: got up, didn't get dressed, fixed bacon and eggs for breakfast . . .

["John Galt"]

You really like that painting, don't you Elmer?

[VictoriaE77]

Didn't your mother tell you it's not polite to point!

*muffled chuckles

Everyone in my office thinks I'm weird now.

[DaBlade]

Everyone in my office thinks I'm weird now

So do we Victoria, but you are among(st?) friends here.

[Chianca At Large]

This is what I love about Austria. This, and the Von Trapps. And Schwarzenegger. Naked museums, Von Trapps, Schwarzenegger ... Yes, that about covers it.

[Amy]

"Please refrain from touching your artwork..."

[Targetgirl]

Molleh-mulleh-mullet

Molleh-mulleh-mullet

La-le-la-le-lullet...

(I'm too far away to bribe, Ted!)

[M.C.]

Leave it to Ted to uncover the day's most relevant and pressing news articles involving nudity.

[Mr.CloserToReturningAllTheTimeFishair]

"Hey, honey this is a nice piece. Can we take it home?"
"Nah, I think like those hanging baskets over there better."
"Hmm, I'm not sure. Can these be hung?"
"Well, that one certainly is."

[Brainy Jello]

I hope they charge admission on a per-pound basis. Not all skin is good skin.

Or is that too shallow? Not that it would be any bargain for me to get in, either.

[Eleanor]

Brainy: yes.

But that's why you fit in so well here - if we all weren't shallow, we'd be doing something deep, like reading Sarte, or Dostoyevsky, or studying The Theory of Relativity - OK, that's all the deep stuff I know the names of -

[Joshkr]

Eleanor wants it deeper?

[Aunt Nancy]

MKJ - fried bacon, whilst undressed? OUCHIE!! Grease spatters!

Meanwhile...I wonder if they'll have any portraits that were done by Harry Butz?

[Amy]

Hey! Whaddaya think you're doing?

Sorry, thought you were a fountain.

[Dave (not Barry)]

That's how I ALWAYS go to museums, so what's the big deal? Funny how I never get past the first two or three paintings before the police show up, though. Maybe I should fly to Vienna..

[mudstuffin]

Naked at the museum of art
I found myself holding a fart
I didn't want to squeak
for fear sh1t would leak
and the trail give patrons a start

[Amy]

*Nominating mudstuffin for Pulitzer*

[Funny Name]

"You can't handle the Naked Truth!"

[pogo]

The Theory of Relativity is a lot easier than Sarte and Dostoyevsky.

[Mr.Fishair]

Hey, so how's the mud, uh stuffin been?

Hadn't smelled ya in awhile.

Jeff- I was just picturing myself being there, and overhearing someone. No biggie. no. wait......

[Mr.Fishair]

Amy, actually, I'm pretty sure that would be the Pulmyfingeritzer.

[(name withheld)]

Well Mister Hop-to-Gay-bar, I hope you're (not your) satisfied.

[mudstuffin]

Mr. Fish: I've been blurking a lot lately - changed jobs back in April and didn't contribute to the blog for a while. You know, got to "feel out" the new boss to see how he'll respond to his staff posting fart jokes on the internet on company time and all.

[Mr.Fishair]

good idea. glad to read ya back.

Well, at least now I know who's been letting those SBD's.

*pppfffbt*