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So much for putting your hands in your pockets.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 07:59 AM
Think I'm going to head out to the nearest Nude Beach and set up a Museum of Natural Wonders sign and call it art!
Then charge admission, of course...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | July 28, 2005 at 08:00 AM
Leave enough distance to see the other person's headlights.
Oh wait...
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 08:02 AM
Hey!
Didn't your mother tell you it's not polite to point!
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 08:03 AM
8:00 am: got up, didn't get dressed, fixed bacon and eggs for breakfast . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 28, 2005 at 08:05 AM
You really like that painting, don't you Elmer?
Posted by: "John Galt" | July 28, 2005 at 08:08 AM
Didn't your mother tell you it's not polite to point!
*muffled chuckles
Everyone in my office thinks I'm weird now.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | July 28, 2005 at 08:09 AM
Everyone in my office thinks I'm weird now
So do we Victoria, but you are among(st?) friends here.
Posted by: DaBlade | July 28, 2005 at 08:15 AM
This is what I love about Austria. This, and the Von Trapps. And Schwarzenegger. Naked museums, Von Trapps, Schwarzenegger ... Yes, that about covers it.
Posted by: Chianca At Large | July 28, 2005 at 08:20 AM
"Please refrain from touching your artwork..."
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 08:22 AM
Molleh-mulleh-mullet
Molleh-mulleh-mullet
La-le-la-le-lullet...
(I'm too far away to bribe, Ted!)
Posted by: Targetgirl | July 28, 2005 at 08:30 AM
Leave it to Ted to uncover the day's most relevant and pressing news articles involving nudity.
Posted by: M.C. | July 28, 2005 at 08:36 AM
"Hey, honey this is a nice piece. Can we take it home?"
"Nah, I think like those hanging baskets over there better."
"Hmm, I'm not sure. Can these be hung?"
"Well, that one certainly is."
Posted by: Mr.CloserToReturningAllTheTimeFishair | July 28, 2005 at 08:38 AM
I hope they charge admission on a per-pound basis. Not all skin is good skin.
Or is that too shallow? Not that it would be any bargain for me to get in, either.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 28, 2005 at 08:43 AM
Brainy: yes.
But that's why you fit in so well here - if we all weren't shallow, we'd be doing something deep, like reading Sarte, or Dostoyevsky, or studying The Theory of Relativity - OK, that's all the deep stuff I know the names of -
Posted by: Eleanor | July 28, 2005 at 08:51 AM
Eleanor wants it deeper?
Posted by: Joshkr | July 28, 2005 at 08:53 AM
MKJ - fried bacon, whilst undressed? OUCHIE!! Grease spatters!
Meanwhile...I wonder if they'll have any portraits that were done by Harry Butz?
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 28, 2005 at 09:01 AM
Hey! Whaddaya think you're doing?
Sorry, thought you were a fountain.
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 09:05 AM
That's how I ALWAYS go to museums, so what's the big deal? Funny how I never get past the first two or three paintings before the police show up, though. Maybe I should fly to Vienna..
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | July 28, 2005 at 09:08 AM
Naked at the museum of art
I found myself holding a fart
I didn't want to squeak
for fear sh1t would leak
and the trail give patrons a start
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2005 at 09:10 AM
*Nominating mudstuffin for Pulitzer*
Posted by: Amy | July 28, 2005 at 09:11 AM
"You can't handle the Naked Truth!"
Posted by: Funny Name | July 28, 2005 at 09:15 AM
The Theory of Relativity is a lot easier than Sarte and Dostoyevsky.
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2005 at 09:15 AM
Hey, so how's the mud, uh stuffin been?
Hadn't smelled ya in awhile.
Jeff- I was just picturing myself being there, and overhearing someone. No biggie. no. wait......
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | July 28, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Amy, actually, I'm pretty sure that would be the Pulmyfingeritzer.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | July 28, 2005 at 09:38 AM
Well Mister Hop-to-Gay-bar, I hope you're (not your) satisfied.
Posted by: (name withheld) | July 28, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Mr. Fish: I've been blurking a lot lately - changed jobs back in April and didn't contribute to the blog for a while. You know, got to "feel out" the new boss to see how he'll respond to his staff posting fart jokes on the internet on company time and all.
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2005 at 09:52 AM
good idea. glad to read ya back.
Well, at least now I know who's been letting those SBD's.
*pppfffbt*
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | July 28, 2005 at 01:18 PM