AND THEN HE SHOT THEM ALL IN THE THIGH
Jack Bauer takes on several hundred Japanese schoolgirls.
(Thanks to Elton Lau)
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July 21, 2005
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Was that Marwan in disguise?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 21, 2005 at 10:10 AM
Now why would Jack and Japanese School Girl #2 need to tilt back the featured tasty beverage in CarpiSun packaging in order to drink it? I guess this maneuver is CTU privileged info, and we will just have to trust Jack.
Posted by: Lou Bricant | July 21, 2005 at 10:17 AM
Damn the work firewall!
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | July 21, 2005 at 10:20 AM
Poor Keifer - I bet he just hates the "commercials" clause in his contract.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | July 21, 2005 at 10:32 AM
Good news...off topic...Gary, the Numa Numa guy was on Good Morning America. I just saw a clip and he seems just about as cool as we all thought he'd be. Guess he's gotten over being a hermit. I'm glad =).
Posted by: TN | July 21, 2005 at 10:33 AM
This makes me miss the "Seaman Ship!" video. Anyone know where I can find it? Google only ever gave me dead links.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 21, 2005 at 10:44 AM
I thought he only had 24 hours to save the world. Where in there does a guy put that on pause and say, "Hold on. I've got to cut a beverage commercial in a subway with a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls"?
Posted by: M.C. | July 21, 2005 at 10:44 AM
MC - for japanese schoolgirls, you make time.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 21, 2005 at 10:46 AM
Maybe if Jack had been drinking Calorie Mate he could have made it through.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 21, 2005 at 10:55 AM
caprice: damn, i missed that episode, because i have to rely on my ex to tape it for me (i don't have hbo)... was it really awful?!
Posted by: judi | July 21, 2005 at 11:20 AM
Marvin - You're right. They're part of the world-that-obviously-needs-saving as well, even if all you can really do is showcase a 'health drink' and act like it tastes good.
Posted by: M.C. | July 21, 2005 at 11:21 AM
Judi,
I don't mind taping it for you, if you don't mind driving 15 hours to come pick it up in person *wink-wink* *nudge-nudge*
Posted by: sarcasmo | July 21, 2005 at 11:26 AM
This makes me think Jack Bower is up to something kinky. Why else is he hanging out with teenage girls in school uniforms? And why does he need to drink this blatantly calorie-full beverage? Why does he need to keep up his energy in a room full of underage catholic school girls? What does he need all that energy for anyway?
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 21, 2005 at 11:42 AM
North,
Answer: to "shoot them in the thigh".
Posted by: Ron Jeremy | July 21, 2005 at 11:52 AM
Oh, I don't think that's the thigh but I can agree with the shooting part...
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 21, 2005 at 11:54 AM
Okay Kiefer, that was a good take. Now let's go from the top, and this time not so much groping.
Posted by: Christobol | July 21, 2005 at 12:09 PM
Cbol: *snork!*
Posted by: Tamara | July 21, 2005 at 12:12 PM
Now that he's drank the beverage, how can he keep it all in and not find a place to take a leak for the rest of the season?
Posted by: Elton Lau | July 21, 2005 at 12:23 PM
Elton - He never has to because he's always sweating. Just like everyone else in that line of work.
Posted by: M.C. | July 21, 2005 at 12:26 PM
Right, caprice!
judi - Entourage is a great show - and the "Shooting commercial" was hilarious!
And re Jack Bauer - I bet Kiefer got paid $1 million to do that commercial, so I don't think he minded at all! Even Brad Pitt does commercials in Japan. There's a clause in their contracts that the commercials will NOT be shown in the U.S. so this whole thread might be illegal.
just sayin...
Posted by: FCDA | July 21, 2005 at 01:10 PM
I still miss marwan
Posted by: homeybeef | July 21, 2005 at 01:21 PM
24th
Posted by: Lou Bricant | July 21, 2005 at 01:31 PM
Technically, Lou, homeybeef has the 24th post, but nice try.
;-)
Posted by: M.C. | July 21, 2005 at 02:33 PM
I guess Marwan is back working at Home Depot...
or still dead.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 21, 2005 at 03:26 PM
I doubt that talking about something broadcast in another country would be a violation of copyright or contractual embargo, even tho it's not aired in the country where it is being discussed ...
If that were the case, some of my conversations after Hockey Night du Canada were crossing the line (no, not the Canadian line) ...
It always seemed a little more enjoyable to watch hockey games on Canadian TV rather than the U.S. variety ... like the announcers actually knew what they were saying ... or something ...
So, as long as Jack doesn't play hockey in the NHL, we should be able to comment on his minor league performance without fear of cross-checking or ... dare I say it? ... butt-ending penalties ...
(Yes, I admit it was a long way to go, but don't ask me how I got there ... or why ...)
It's been a long day ...
Posted by: U.O | July 21, 2005 at 05:24 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
God bless Japanese TV commercials!
Posted by: alanboss | July 21, 2005 at 07:44 PM
*blinks a few times*
I... No, still don't know what just happened there.
Make sure you all visit japander.com!
Posted by: Chicken Little | July 22, 2005 at 06:21 AM
That was some snappy dialogue.
Posted by: wimtraum | July 24, 2005 at 06:17 AM
oh really?...and yer contribution would be...;)
Posted by: just askin' | July 24, 2005 at 10:41 AM