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Here's the latest entry in the "People With Unbelievably Comical and Often Filthy Names" Contest.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
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ROTF!!
Posted by: fort | July 15, 2005 at 06:33 AM
I like the fact that his category is "Full"
One hates to f*ck halfway....
Posted by: Higgy | July 15, 2005 at 06:33 AM
It says is entrance to the academy was in 1993.
So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Posted by: Boilerbob | July 15, 2005 at 06:37 AM
It says is entrance to the academy was in 1993.
So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Posted by: Boilerbob | July 15, 2005 at 06:37 AM
AWW Man! I was gonna open this, but I'm only 17. Guess I'll check back in three months on my birthday.
Posted by: Shredder | July 15, 2005 at 06:43 AM
Reinhardt?? LOL.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 15, 2005 at 06:43 AM
Under the catagory "positions" I saw no mention of missionary.
Posted by: rufus | July 15, 2005 at 06:54 AM
i once dated a geologist. i thought he was a real f^ck. i guess i was wrong as this guy is clearly the real thing. let me add that i'm glad people are clearly being labeled as such. it so uncomplicates things
Posted by: crossgirl | July 15, 2005 at 06:58 AM
whoops. dave already blogged this item last year. mea culpa.
Posted by: judi | July 15, 2005 at 07:09 AM
No Problem Judi... It's nice to F()ck at least once a year, eh?
Posted by: Giddy | July 15, 2005 at 07:16 AM
I must apologize for the usage of '( and ') inappropriately. When typed into the comment field they didn't join up quite that close.
Posted by: Giddy | July 15, 2005 at 07:25 AM
*sees that Dave's annual posting is about as frequent as kibby's annual*
nevermind!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | July 15, 2005 at 07:44 AM
bet he has fun filling out forms. maybe he will name his kid -what the.
Posted by: queensbee | July 15, 2005 at 08:10 AM
*zips in*
*packs suitcase to leave for
here*
Do I have to bring one or do they supply them?
ROFL!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 15, 2005 at 08:17 AM
El,
Do I have to bring one or do they supply them?
*snork*
picture tryna `splain that at customs!
Posted by: just sayin' | July 15, 2005 at 08:49 AM
So, Mr. Fuck, we meet again.
Posted by: Mrs. Suck | July 15, 2005 at 09:31 AM
When I was in college, one of the guys who worked in the computer lab had an Indian student come to get his ID. They have to read back the names to make sure they are giving the right one. Anywhoo the guys name was "Ashit" pronounced "Ah-Sheet". The comp guy just went, "Ash... Here, this is you."
Posted by: silver | July 15, 2005 at 10:12 AM
Speaking of "most often stolen street/highway signs" ...
The most often disappearing one in Nodak useta be the highway number sign for State Highway 69 ... they finally renamed/renumbered it ... to NDSH 4 ... not much imagination there, eh?
Posted by: U.O | July 15, 2005 at 10:52 AM
last week I saw a vanity plate that said SHATINA and I couldn't help but wonder "shat in a 'what'?" I couldn't believe that one got by the DMV.
Posted by: ceeg22 | July 15, 2005 at 11:46 AM
I should have stopped after reading the name. I didn't need to know that Professor F*ck specializes in "crustal accretion and reworking."
It is interesting, if perhaps creepy, that the prof's father, schoolteacher Mr. F*uck, used to go to the inland regions in "teaching incursions."
Posted by: Maud | July 15, 2005 at 01:19 PM
The poor man. Imagine going through school with a name like that. I had a classmate with the last name "Butt." I thought that was bad.
Posted by: Bumble who must take a German placement test Friday | July 15, 2005 at 05:48 PM
Oops. Meant to just put "Bumble." Already bombed the placement test. It was HARD.
Posted by: Bumble | July 15, 2005 at 05:49 PM
Don't sweat it Bumble. We kicked there ass in WWII, so you're better off learning Latin.
Posted by: DaBlade | July 15, 2005 at 06:18 PM
:-)
Posted by: Bumble | July 15, 2005 at 06:42 PM
Anybody know where I can find the paper entitled Cracks and cleavage in igneous rocks and the hot magmas from whence they came published by Fuck et al.?
Posted by: Bismuth | July 15, 2005 at 08:44 PM
He changed his name from Schitlipz for professional reasons.
Posted by: alanboss | July 15, 2005 at 09:24 PM
Well at least his parents weren't *completely* heartless, or they would have named him Umberto Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck.
Posted by: omnihilo | July 16, 2005 at 03:48 AM
With the name being what it is, I stopped at "crustal accretions".
Don't know, don't want to know.
Posted by: sct72 | July 18, 2005 at 10:21 AM
Bitte, nicht so schnell... That makes sense.
Incidentally, F--k is not exactly a rare name in the Brazil south, where a lot of Germans setled. I remember looking in a phone book in Santa Catarina or Porto Allegre (so many years ago) and finding "Residencia F--k", and thinking at the time that it was a bad joke.
Posted by: Poop Dogg | July 18, 2005 at 05:20 PM
Hope he never marries any one named Ima or Iva. His first name coulda been Uriah as well.
TRUE STORY:
There was a man in our town whose last name was Ennis. His first name was Peter and his Second Edward.
His mailbox read P.E.Ennis
ISIANMTU
Posted by: Mikey | April 17, 2006 at 05:02 PM
Hope he never marries any one named Ima or Iva. His first name coulda been Uriah as well.
TRUE STORY:
There was a man in our town whose last name was Ennis. His first name was Peter and his Second Edward.
His mailbox read P.E.Ennis
ISIANMTU
Posted by: Mikey | April 17, 2006 at 05:03 PM
Sorry, my evil twin made me do that! :(
Posted by: Mikey | April 17, 2006 at 05:08 PM