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ASK is in trou-ble - he has to go to the office
*snickers*
Posted by: TCK | July 31, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Why is the rum always gone?
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 05:50 PM
I don't know, I didn't take it, quit looking at me like that, it couldn't have been me I was gone all day, I didn't touch your bum.. er... rum...
*hides something behind her back*
Posted by: 8-} o | July 31, 2006 at 05:58 PM
well crap. that was me, still in fake glasses and mustache. I'm hiding from my kids, who have found me on some old threads.
Posted by: neophyte the unmasked | July 31, 2006 at 06:00 PM
if this were a dream, ther'd be rum
Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow | July 31, 2006 at 06:01 PM
*places hands on hips and glares at Bumble*
ok, I wanna know how this keeps happenin', young lady.
tc, you really do keep givin' that halo back to Bumble, don't you?
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 06:02 PM
*tosses tc an "e"*
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 06:03 PM
SSA ... my point, exactly ...
I saw an opportunity for some levity, and attempted (unsuccessfully, it would seem) to play the "irony" card by deliberately usin' moi ownself's version of vernacularityismness ... by acknowledgin' that I, too, am subject to the whim and whimsical in my choice of language patternologyistics ...
Other than that ... how's your day goin'? (And I DO appreciate, greatly, your sophisticated educationese in the various forays amongst the bloglits ... merely ... appreciative ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 31, 2006 at 06:08 PM
of course not, i would never...
besides, it ain't my fault she looks hot in a halo
Posted by: TCK | July 31, 2006 at 06:12 PM
*snork* @ O. the U.
and tc, if ya think Bumble looks hot in the halo, I guess I'll let her keep it.
cuz I'm sure that's her goal...makin' ya think she looks hot. ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 06:35 PM
*hands Bumble a jar of Tarnish B Gone™ for her halo*
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 06:37 PM
Are you saying I don't look hot? Hmm?
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 06:37 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 06:41 PM
OOooooooo!
*sits on Couch 'o Spectatorship with bucket 'o popcorn and a diet soda*
Are they gonna wrassle??
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 06:44 PM
will there be mud?
ooh! how bout jello? i luv a good jello wrastlin match
Posted by: TCK | July 31, 2006 at 06:45 PM
Is it time to fill the puddin' pit?
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 06:48 PM
I'm too tired to wrestle with a southlouisianacajungirl. If she says no, I'll just flip her with a rubber band and get back to my scrapbook. And she's never getting custody of my halo again. I'll let TCK pawn it first. ;-)
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 07:15 PM
A halo might be worth some money on eB@y, if yuo don't want it anymore.
Posted by: neophyte | July 31, 2006 at 07:21 PM
No, no, no... Bumble, you don't get out of it that easily.
pssst, guys, Jello® or pudding? Chocolate or tapioca? Whadda we think?
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 07:52 PM
Awwwww...no wrassling?
Well...if there's nothing to watch...
*goes behind the Kiltie bar*
*lifts two bottles of rum and twirls them gunslinger-style*
Mojitos anyone? I'll be dancing on the bar later...!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 07:55 PM
*munches Mike 'n Ike and continues to wait and see what happens*
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 08:01 PM
Oooo!! Oooo!! Oooo!!!
Sharon? Please? Mojito me!
(Smart move, Bumble -- you wait a few minutes and this crowd gets distracted.) :)
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 09:11 PM
I'm here too!
I'll have a mojito, please - and a halo!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 31, 2006 at 09:18 PM
For KDF
For El
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 09:25 PM
*muddles mint and limes*
*mixes drinks*
*sees that KDF and EL already have drinks*
*chugs drinks*
*dances on bar*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Bumble!!! of course ya look hot - with or without the halo! I was just suggestin' that if TC thinks you look even hotter with the halo, then who am I to deprive him of the pleasure?
I even luved ya the jar of Tarnish B Gone™!!
and I'll have one of those mojitos, thank ya very much. :)
what? they wanted wrasslin'? oh.
*tackles Bumble and lands in the puddin'/jello pit - whichever is closer*
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 09:50 PM
*wolf whistles*
*cheers for both participants*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 09:58 PM
*passes southerngirl a peace offering*
*gets ready to shower*
TCK, give me my robe back already!
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 10:03 PM
OH, KDF! I'm SOOO snicked today because I talked to my humber and we procked the snoodle!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:04 PM
Oh crazdoowop! Sharon, you can't prock the snoodle in July! It's way too feedlebanger.
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:04 PM
Well doop my bandlewag....you're right!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:05 PM
I usually preezut my fangle instead of my humber. Better mileage.
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:06 PM
You're fangle?? That's awfully fleeping quadlepoop of you!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:06 PM
Oh, shick. I mean "your".
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:08 PM
Smylowopp! Couldja kindly frape this poor woman a mojito? She's just in from the quesop, and is feeling a bit woojipwot. Swangles!
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:08 PM
Geez Sharon, way to fwangle it.
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:09 PM
No droople, sweetie.
*bazwangs KDF a mojito*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:10 PM
Thorkster, Sharon! Mmmmm, minty! Did we pragstab everyone off?
C'mon Kilties! Pleegrot with us!
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:12 PM
*norberts on the bartop*
C'mon Kilties! Let's fraznap!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:16 PM
You try out a new batelloo and everyone skeltyworts!
*pouts*
*fraznaps while bazwanging*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:18 PM
Errrrrm...
Mojitos?
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:21 PM
Whoa....had a moment there. Was I speaking in tongues?
Huh. Well, that's what rum can do to you!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:23 PM
*is totally confused*
Posted by: Sarah J | July 31, 2006 at 10:26 PM
pssst, Sarah, so are we -- just play along
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:28 PM
I nazgerb miztlke a good bazwanging feaznap.
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 10:32 PM
psssst...Sarah....what KDF said!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:32 PM
Did I fall asleep for, like 20 years, and the language evolved/devolved?
Posted by: slyeyes | July 31, 2006 at 10:33 PM
Ummmm...something like that, sly.
*nazgerbs the feaznap with ask*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:35 PM
*somehow, feels that saying "fo' shizzle" would be so, like, last month*
*heads to the showers and bed*
Posted by: slyeyes | July 31, 2006 at 10:40 PM
Damned rum nap - missed the pudding. Anyone save some whipped cream?
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 10:43 PM
*gratefully accepts Bumble's peace offering*
*heads to the Couch Where They Speak English*
*slurps mojito*
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 10:44 PM
ASK - regular or extra creamy?
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:45 PM
*fwaps KDF & sharon*
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 10:47 PM
You can't get very good coverage with the regular.
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 10:47 PM
*stops on the way to the Couch*
ASK, of course!
Posted by: southerngirl | July 31, 2006 at 10:48 PM
*nimbles Bumble*
*sprays ASK*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 10:50 PM
wheeelah!
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 10:52 PM
*bazwangs ASK some super-duper creamy whipped cream*
I got you covered, ASK.
Er...maybe I should rephrase that....
Posted by: sharon share-alike | July 31, 2006 at 10:53 PM
I made whipped cream yesterday! We had it on strawberrys and poundcake. Yum!!
Posted by: Sarah J | July 31, 2006 at 11:01 PM
*floopwegs Sharon with the extra creamy*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 11:02 PM
Now that's exactly what I was talking about!
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 11:03 PM
YAYYY!!! for whipped cream!
*shantags Sarah*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 11:04 PM
Well, maybe not exactly, but YUM!
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 11:04 PM
*prunks everybody*
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 11:06 PM
*wurple-tackles Bumble*
Posted by: KDF | July 31, 2006 at 11:08 PM
Watching this right now - "this is what comes from sailing the seas with a lovesick madman!" They just don't write them like that anymore.
But, why is the rum always gone?
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 11:09 PM
Cause you know, could really bazwangle some whipped cream and rum right now.
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 11:11 PM
who could?
Posted by: Sarah J | July 31, 2006 at 11:18 PM
*ponks KDF with a thwipper*
Posted by: Bumble | July 31, 2006 at 11:28 PM
Why Sarah, I was just gonna make one of these, of course.
relax ladies, it only takes 1/2 cup - still plenty left
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 31, 2006 at 11:41 PM
*druggles a genteel glass of wine*
*shrugs, and clipertzthiks it with whipped cream*
Mmmm!
*wonders if she used the proper verb form there*
Posted by: neophyte | July 31, 2006 at 11:50 PM
wow. I just had a flashback.
*room goes all hazy - might just be the wine*
I was in 5th grade, at church camp. One of the uppity girls (her dad was a state senator) was seated at the next table over. She began gesturing at me. She went through a lot of elaborate motions and expressions. Clearly she was talking to me, but it wasn't making any sense; I didn't understand a single word. I realized that she was playing, talking nonsense; this was so out of character for her, but I loved it; she could be silly! And she wanted to play with me! I decided to go along with it, pantomiming nonsense back.
After about 5 minutes, I felt a tap on my shoulder. The girl at the table behind me looked at me with absolute disdain. It was the uppity girl's best friend. "I believe she is talking to me." They had been having a real conversation all along.
*rooms fades back into focus*
You know, there are times I am glad I'm a grown up.
*winks, and sprays Sarah and Bumble with whipped cream*
Posted by: neophyte | July 31, 2006 at 11:59 PM
*thwips Bumble's ponk*
Posted by: KDF | August 01, 2006 at 12:10 AM
*squidges KDF's hoopy and heads for the Couch 'o Feebledonk*
G'night, Kilties!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | August 01, 2006 at 01:04 AM
the couch of Feebledonk doesn't sound very comfortable
Posted by: Sarah J | August 01, 2006 at 03:12 AM
the couch of "soft and fluffy sleepy bye-bye" sounds lovely, but I can't seem to find it
Posted by: Sarah J | August 01, 2006 at 03:51 AM
*rolls in breakfast cart*
*lets coffee fumes get into every nook and cranny of the Kilt*
*waits for Kilties to wake up*
Posted by: Marie in Kourou | August 01, 2006 at 07:54 AM
Good foonting, all.
Sorry I was unavailable to goosnargh with everyone. Looks like quite a gabbleblodgit.
Anyone feel like a little Belgium?
Posted by: Meanie the Voon | August 01, 2006 at 08:47 AM
Hey, why is there whipped cream all over my swicky? Brickle-fr#*k! :-)
Good morning!
Posted by: Bumble | August 01, 2006 at 09:41 AM
*Puts solitaire away*
Hey, there's some on your gatwick, Bumble.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 01, 2006 at 09:50 AM
I don't see it. Care to smip it quiff for me Blue?
Posted by: Bumble | August 01, 2006 at 10:18 AM
*feels everyone* Nope, nobody feels like a little Belgium. However, somebody over there on the couch felt like a big one.
Posted by: neophyte | August 01, 2006 at 10:18 AM
The other gatwick, Bumble. And yes.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 01, 2006 at 10:34 AM
*wanders in*
Hey...nice gatwicks, Bumble.
*goes in search of coffee*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | August 01, 2006 at 11:21 AM
not a chance in heck i can catchup since last week. *sighs*
would anyone have the highlight reel?
Posted by: wolfie | August 01, 2006 at 11:26 AM
i killed the place.
*sniffs armpits*
nope, not that.
*sighs and slinks away*
Posted by: wolfie | August 01, 2006 at 12:29 PM
I'd be around but I've still got the little ones, but they fly home today. YAY! for family!! YAY! for having alone time again!!
Posted by: Sarah J | August 01, 2006 at 12:42 PM
YaY! for Sarah for being here!!
Posted by: wolfie | August 01, 2006 at 01:20 PM
Wolfie - in no particular order:
St. Louis strumpeting reports were received, reviewed and approved
KDF appeared in a glittery pink teddy (also approved)
ASK experimented with being a HO (jury still out)
Alfred led games
Various bloglits channeled various Star Trek and H2G2 characters
Betsy & S-Girls were seeing dildoes
Sarah had a power crisis
Crickets, cockroaches and cicadas appeared (not approved)
Hair raising childhood stories were revealed
Daisy's new roof leaks (not approved)
Sharon went to a spa
Bumble's halo spent time as a hot potato with TC and S-Girl
S-Girl introduced her kids' new teacher Mrs. Parfait (resoundingly approved)
The Kilt developed a slow leak
Sharon got horny and danced on the Kilt bar (approval meter pegged!)
Apparent Typepad problems resulted in spontaneous new words being added to the language (still under farblington)
Whipped cream was enjoyed in a number of ways
Neo had a flashback
Bumble's gatwicks were cleaned
Wolfie got back safely (unanimously approved)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 01, 2006 at 02:31 PM
*looks under arm*
*finds remnants of recent whipped cream that was mostly cleaned up*
So that's a gatwick. Thanks Blue. You're a true friend. ;-)
Posted by: Bumble | August 01, 2006 at 02:50 PM
BRAVO BLUE!!!
*stands and applauds*
Posted by: southerngirl | August 01, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Most excellent.
Posted by: wolfie | August 01, 2006 at 02:58 PM
I like the word invention game. I don't have to spel-czech or profreed.
Posted by: Bumble | August 01, 2006 at 03:07 PM
Yes, well recounted, Blue! I think we should appoint you the official Kiltie town crier.
*No....NOT the weeping kinda crier...the NEWS kinda crier!*
Sheesh.
Well, since we have a heat advisory going on here until SEVEN O'CLOCK TOMORROW NIGHT, I officially declare it beer-thirty and will start drinking cold ciders now. Anyone care to join me?
Feezle on, Kilties!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | August 01, 2006 at 03:18 PM
Yes, please! Cider at 3:25 is a shelzaboot idea. Crackin' purt, Sharon!
Posted by: KDF | August 01, 2006 at 03:26 PM
*pops out to hunt up another Italian ice tube*
Posted by: Bumble | August 01, 2006 at 03:26 PM
OK, thanks everyone, please be seated.
Sharon, my beer needs to chill a bit longer, so I'm breaking out a fleeb-dipped groobsicle first while I stare at some real gatwicks. Not that that will lower the temperature any.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 01, 2006 at 03:30 PM
*bazwangs KDF a cider*
There ya go, Sistah!
HEY! THAT'S where my digital camera went!
*oobles camera away from Blue*
Sorry Blue, but those pictures are NOT for public consumption!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | August 01, 2006 at 03:35 PM
Good thing I downloaded first. And I gotta say, I've never seen a hoogachacka tattoed on anyone's saskatchewan before, but you managed to make it fit. Nice job!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 01, 2006 at 03:40 PM
*stealthily places a refrigerator magnet on the side of Blue's computer*
Hey, you leave my saskatchewan out of this. But yeah, I'll admit, the tattoo artist had quite a time with that one.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | August 01, 2006 at 03:52 PM