A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Trouser Tyranny.

Also The Hunting Sporrans.

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[wolfie]

pffttt & *hairflip* @ Thumper.

*drags massage table out of the shadows... rummages thru depths of her toybox and pulls out bottles of scented oils*
*gestures for CR to climb up on the table*

Do you prefer vanilla, strawberry or coconut?

[Bumble]

*sneaks up behind TCK*

*puts a spell on his beer*

Bwahaha!

*sneaks away*

[CoastRaven]

*removes shirt & climbs onto table*

ummmm - I suppose strawberry this time. Vanilla is just OK, and coconut - BLECH!! no way!

[wolfie]

*drops extra bottles back into toybox.. pops the top on the strawberry lotion.. stands next to table*

*eyes CR*

All of it please. There's a towel behind the changing screen. And it's safe.. erm.. easier if I start with your back. So on your tummy if you please.

*smiles innocently and breathes in the yummy scent of fresh strawberries*
This is my favorite oil.

[Marie in Kourou]

Will there be cream involved afterwards?

[sharon share-alike]

*ahem*

*holds up front-drop-flapped trousers*

Don't worry, wolfie. I already have his pants.

*munches Corn Flakies and sits on the Couch 'o Voyeurism to watch*

[wolfie]

*snork*

Depends how many people are watching?
*falls off chair giggling and crawls under desk to hide*

[wolfie]

*shoves Kilt to make it cough up her last post*

*whispers* But I want him to lose the under-trou as well SSA

*nefarious leer at CR*

[CoastRaven]

*dons towel and lays bac on the table*
Just to please the masses you understand

[sharon share-alike]

Ooooo. Masses! Wait, lemme go gather them.

*starts selling tickets*

*is trampled under the thundering feet of masses*

*raises one bruised, shaky finger*

I'm okay! No problem here....(cough)....just takin' a little...(cough)...rest.

[Bumble]

*helps sharon up*

*gives her a little backrub for good measure*

[wolfie]

*pours a puddle of oil in the center of CRs back.. rubs it outward in slow smooth strokes.. scent of strawberries fills the room.. pausing over the shoulderblades to let the warmth of my hands sink into key chi spots*

Did I mention this is the fun lotion?

*leans down to blow gently across the oil.. making it heat up*

[sharon share-alike]

Ooooo...Thanks, Bumble. Erm...do you think could you go get some of that oil from wolfie??

[southerngirl]

hmmm...the kilt has turned into a massage parlor? whatever will you crazy kids think of next?

*isn't sure she really wants to know*

btw, did someone mention beer?

[wolfie]

*notices steam rising off CR's back*

Hmmm

*checks label* H3ll's Fire Strawberry Inferno.

Rut ro

*looks at the steam rising again and squints at the fine print* Not to be used on humans.

Oh
my.
oops?

*hastily grabs nearest towel (the one from CR's waist) and starts blotting off oil*

I prolly should have said I wasn't a professional before this point huh?

*sheepish grin*

[sharon share-alike]

NEVER MIND, BUMBLE!! I'm just FINE without the oil!!

It must work on wolfies, though.

*glances at Coast*

*admires the view*

[TCK]

*cracks open a beer, starts to hand it to southerngirl...*

*smells smoke*

*quickly takes a drink, and pours the rest on CR*

*cracks open another beer and hands it to southerngirl*

[Bumble]

*spatters a little of her own massage oil on sharon's back*

Vanilla Lavender. I got it at Bath and Bodyworks. Haven't used it in a while. My friend Ann and I used to give each other backrubs when we were stressed, but we live on opposite ends of the state now, so we don't have the opportunity very often. But she's so stressed out about her wedding now. Next time I see her I'm just going to have to tackle her and give her a backrub before the stress builds so much that she explodes.

[CoastRaven]

mmmmmm - thats OK wolfie - I've been known to make my own steam without oil, so its no biggie...
*quickly grabs pants and puts them back on before anyone else thinks to run them up the flagpole*

[Bumble]

TCK~ Stop wasting beers! That spell I put on your other one was to make it refill itself indefinietly. But be good, because I can work the counter spell just as easily.

*raises eyebrow at Teddy and gives him the one and only Look*

[Bumble]

Well, I'd better get dressed and head out. I'm going down to Denny's Dollar (the store I worked at last fall and winter after I was done at the greenhouse for the season) to see if they can take me back on as a cashier through the holidays. If they can't, I'll just have to start making the rounds. *sigh*

Wish me luck!

[wolfie]

Um yeah.. the scarring shouldn't be bad.
*licks a drop of beer from CR's shoulder*
mmm.. feel the burn.

*slinks off to find her human massage oil* It was here last time I checked. Who's been playing in my box?

*runs fingerprint testing on the lock*
*waits for computer to spit out culprits name*
*taps foot*
*gets distracted by something shiny over there &rarr:*

[TCK]

Who's been playing in my box?

now there's a loaded question if i ever saw one

*decides not to offer an answer*

[CoastRaven]

wolfies box is loaded???
Look out guys - shes gonna blow!!

[sharon share-alike]

Ummmmm.....

*puts handy refrigerator magnet on wolfie's fingerprint computer*

I dunno...could be anyone.

*runs Coast's under-trou up the flagpole*

Good thing they're plaid...they work well for the Kiltie flag!

{{BUMBLE!!}} Thanks for the backrub, hon. Good luck with the job search.

[wolfie]

Hey! I do NOT blow!!

Oh
wait
nm

*whistles innocently*

[CoastRaven]

Great - now the official KILTie flag is plaid with a brown stripe down the middle

[wolfie]

*raises eyebrow and looks at the new flag*
You know, the real question here is why is that stripe in the front?

*ducks and runs away.. very far.. very fast*

[Marie in Kourou]

She's lying. She so does blow. Just not in her box.

[Marie in Kourou]

*runs away in the opposite direction from Wolfie*

[Marie in Kourou]

Unless she's been taking gymnastics lessons or something.

[wolfie]

If I was that bendy, I'd never leave home.

[southerngirl]

*runs into Marie whilst she's runnin' away*

oops, sorry! that was an unintentional *grope* ;)

*decides not to comment on Coast's "it's no biggie" remark*

*gladly accepts beer from tc*

*puts handy refrigerator magnet on wolfie's fingerprint computer*

*SNORK* at Sharon!

[sharon share-alike]

Ahhh, my day is now complete. I've been *snorked*.

...Wow...that looks pervier than I thought it would.

S-GIRL! Remember the lessons! Always grope like you mean it!!

[CoastRaven]

wolfie Got POSTED!!!! YAYYYY!!!

[wolfie]

How did you know?
*panics and checks for hidden cams*

oh... you meant.. yeah.. *grins*

[sharon share-alike]

*snork*

*sticks a gold star on wolfie's head*

I like it when you come out of the shadows, girl!

[wolfie]

*grins happily*

*fluffs up hair to best show off her star*

ty. I'm at my best when I'm sleep deprived.

[Bumble]

No luck at my old job. They've cut back and only have 5 people working there right now. I'm going to call the employment agency that did some of the hiring for Denny's Dollar. I was one of the employees who was hired through there, so they should still have all my info on file; maybe they know of a job availability that I would be suited for.

[Bumble]

Has anyone else's computer started showing all the comment links on the MB as zero even though there are actually comments there? It doesn't change even if I refresh or open it in a new window; they all just say zero.

[sharon share-alike]

*decides not to ask why wolfie is sleep deprived*

Awwww...sorry, Bumble. But I'm sure you'll find something!

*sticks a gold star on Bumble's forehead too, just 'cause*

[sharon share-alike]

And yes, Bumble...judi knows that the counter thingie is broken. There's been talk in the MB threads about it since last night.

[Bumble]

sharon~ I hope so. I just talked to someone at the employment place; they said they don't know of any availabilities that would work. The only thing they had right now that was accepting applications was some kind of factory job. I've pretty much only done retail work; I don't think factory work is quite the right fit for me. But for goodness sake; I only want to work weekends, and most cashiers want weekends off, so how hard can it be to find retail work? Especially since the holiday season is going to be starting before too long. *sigh* I hate job hunting.

[TCK]

Bumble - your solution is clear - you're just gonna hafta eliminate one of them 5 people that's got the job you want

like my grampa bill always used to say: ya can't just sit around and wait for sh!t to happen - ya gotta make yer own sh!t

course, he always farted right after he said it, but still...

[sharon share-alike]

TC that's...*sniff*...that may be the most beautiful, inspirational story I've ever heard!

*weeps copiously into hankie*

*dabs eyes*

*daintily blows nose*

Thank you for that.

[wolfie]

Umm.. you can keep that hankie after all SSA.
;-)

[CoastRaven]

{{{BUMBLE)))

Keep pluggin at it girl - sumfin will fall through for ya.

[sharon share-alike]

Ummmm...Coast...isn't it a bad thing when things "fall through"??

*ducks*

[southerngirl]

my apologies, sharon...I should have at least pretended the "grope" was intentional.

however, I did "snork* ya on purpose. ;)

tc, that was just...just...oh, hell, I'll just go with sharon and say "inspirational". altho in what way, I'm not quite sure.

[TCK]

inspirational - exactly what i was goin for :)

my grampa bill was full of, um, inspiration

[KDF]

*stands and applauds for TC*

*is inspired to... to...*

pssst, need some help, please -- what are we supposed to be inspired to do here?

Oh, knock someone off to get their job without leaving streaks on the Kilt flag?

Yes.

[CoastRaven]

Or mebbe knock someone up who gave you a "job" after streaking across the KILT flagcourt?

[sharon share-alike]

How about taling a blue-streak while aboard the KILT flagship and bumping into a nutjob and knocking him/her out?

[sharon share-alike]

Damn.

*throws a "k" up to previous post*

I think KDF stole it.

[kKDF]

Did not.

[CoastRaven]

how bout flagging down a chick with huge knockers and busting a ... nevermind

[Marie in Kourou]

Your gramps sure was... erm, inspiring, Tippi.

{{{Bumble}}} I hope it'll work out for you soon.

[sharon share-alike]

Did too.

Maybe drinking a flagon of Twisted Kilt ale and eating knockwurst while getting your hair streaked??

[southerngirl]

{{{KDF!!}}}

*launches Bumble Tackle™*

ok, just got back and I only have one thing to say.

*SNORK* at Coast and the sistahs!

oh, yeah, and tc - got another brew?

[Bumble]

I should patent the Bumble Tackle. Then I wouldn't need a real job.

[TCK]

do i got another brew?

do i got another brew?

why, i don't even know how to respond to that - you might as well ask if the pope's catholic, or if you should bet against the saints makin the playoffs, or, or, if bumbles bounce...

i mean, seriously darlin

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

Sure smells good in here - someone been massagin' someone else???

It's really not the same around here without ASK the CD *sigh*

*zips out*

[TCK]

hmmmm

seems the rest of us don't count

[Bumble]

*counts TCK*

What number did you want to be, dear?

[southerngirl]

*Bumble Tackles™ TC*

(Bumble, the check's in the mail)

thanks for the brew, darlin'!

and fyi? you DON'T want to bet on the Saints goin' to the playoffs. it ain't gonna happen in our lifetime, so save your money. ;)

[southerngirl]

*doesn't mean to whine*

guys, can we pleeeaase move now? my foot is really sore from kickin' the kiltbot.

*hopeful look*

[TCK]

i did say bet against the saints makin the playoffs :)

but it just occurred to me as i was bein tackled that they might make the playoffs if Bumble sold them the Bumble tackle&trade

and Bumble? the answer is 42

[sharon share-alike]

How 'bout here?

No sp@m and not many posts!

[Bumble]

southerngirl~ Sure it is.

42~ Would you care to broker the deal with them? I'll cut you in for 10% and sign a contract saying I'll never lift the spell on the bottomless beer I made you this afternoon. You'll never get a better offer than that. :-)