WYOMING: THE NATION'S KINKIEST STATE?
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June 20, 2005
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"Jacks won the goat tying at that rodeo and has been seeing goats in cowboy hats ever since"
WTF?!??!? This seems borderline illegal.
Posted by: Drew | June 20, 2005 at 05:52 AM
They're out of control in Wyoming. I thought Tennessee was kinky, but Katy bar the door!
Whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 20, 2005 at 05:52 AM
It does seem illegal. Especially since the story involves a kid.
(rimshot)
Posted by: Lou Bricant | June 20, 2005 at 05:55 AM
Thus answering that time-honored question: Goats, boxers or briefs?
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 20, 2005 at 05:55 AM
Big deal...I can hog-tie my husband in 5.7 seconds...where's my prize?
Posted by: snif | June 20, 2005 at 05:56 AM
"It's like a mind deal," Jacks said.
Like, that is so totally the most intelligent thing I've ever, like, heard. It's like that Spock guy from Star Track. Deep, man. Deep.
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 20, 2005 at 06:03 AM
Oooh, kinkiness with goats! I'm all hot 'n bothered now.
You all mock, but those cute little goats who eat oats out of your hand, climb merrily up and down little ramps that you build them, and come running to you to try to sit in your lap and have their heads scratched like heavy, bony cats are, actually, VERY INTIMIDATING! Even while picturing 'em in boxer shorts, I can't go near one. I have to picture 'em nekkid.
Posted by: Tamara | June 20, 2005 at 06:21 AM
*zips in with goats*
I'm glad they've found an activity other than speeding!
Posted by: Eleanor | June 20, 2005 at 06:38 AM
I can finish in 7 seconds and it doesn't make the newspaper.
Posted by: insomniac | June 20, 2005 at 06:43 AM
Insom: Yes, but with a goat?
Posted by: Reddsuss | June 20, 2005 at 06:45 AM
"Maaaaaa, maaaaaa, maaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Translation: "I don't mind the hat (if worn at a jaunty angle), but could we get a more stylish under (over?) garment - like a thong? I'm not an animal, ya know"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 20, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Check the second paragraph.
"After the rodeo, Nelson received a special gift from the rodeo committee."
A case of Elmer's glue...
Posted by: Rocket | June 20, 2005 at 07:25 AM
bwaaahaaa. oh, you kids.
isnt cheney from wyoming?
just asking.
Posted by: queensbee | June 20, 2005 at 07:27 AM
Did you read the part about the article being available in braille?
Posted by: I see.... | June 20, 2005 at 07:28 AM
Goat tying, huh? Kinky!
*decides not to mention spending Saturday at a sheep herding clinic with his Border collie*
Posted by: pogo | June 20, 2005 at 07:32 AM
I can't believe no one's said this yet - This article really got my goat!
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 20, 2005 at 07:49 AM
Pogo, please mention it. That is so cool! Do you compete or are you and/or the collie in training? I love it. What's your collie's name? Do you do the different whistles to indicate the direction you wish to send the dog? I don't know a lot about the sport, I guess that is why I am so fascinated by it. The dogs just seem to do it all themselves.
Posted by: casey | June 20, 2005 at 07:54 AM
Apparently, no one in Wyoming has Playstation Two.
Posted by: slyeyes | June 20, 2005 at 09:47 AM
queensbee, At the risk of turning this thread political, Cheney is actually from Texas. He moved to Wyoming so that he could be VP. There is a law that prevents the Pres. and VP from being from the same state.
No further comment.
Posted by: alanboss | June 20, 2005 at 06:36 PM