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June 27, 2005
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Ted, is that you??
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 27, 2005 at 10:17 AM
OMG!! My first first! Yay me!
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 27, 2005 at 10:19 AM
Jesus would forgive you, but tell you to "go and sin no more". However, He wouldn't wear a Rolex on his television show.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 27, 2005 at 10:22 AM
Ted is Jesus?
*blinks*
whoa
Posted by: elle | June 27, 2005 at 10:27 AM
You will notice Jesus and Ted are never in the same room together. And that Ted wears glasses while Jesus is suspiciously despectacled...
Posted by: mb | June 27, 2005 at 10:29 AM
2 questions:
1) Do we have historical documentation for this claim?
2) If so, does this mean Jesus also wore seersucker suits and saddle shoes?
If the answer to both of these questions is yes, I am going to have to seriously rethink my whole approach to spirituality.
Posted by: Maud | June 27, 2005 at 11:06 AM
I think Jesus wore ALL of his hair long, but if He did have a mullet in the 80's (or 30's, whatever), He doesn't have one now!
Posted by: Jessica R. | June 27, 2005 at 11:08 AM
Ted - you didn't have to make up a fake name - or get judi to do it for you -
If it makes you feel better to believe that J.C. had a mullet, then we here on the blog support you!
Posted by: Eleanor | June 27, 2005 at 11:15 AM
Yea but would Jesus watch NASCAR?
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | June 27, 2005 at 11:29 AM
WWTH-GD?
Posted by: Reddsuss | June 27, 2005 at 11:46 AM
FYI, as it happens, not only would Jesus Mullet BAGNFARB, but it actually is a rock band.
The question is, what instrument does Ted play?
Posted by: M.C. | June 27, 2005 at 11:47 AM
ah, so WWJD stands for "what would judi do?"
Posted by: jesus | June 27, 2005 at 12:18 PM
i always thought it meant - what would jesus drive?
we think he would drive a honda, because someplace in scripture it says that they all arrived in one accord.
Posted by: queensbee | June 27, 2005 at 12:24 PM
Just what Mercedez' owners want plastered on their bumpers...
Posted by: snif | June 27, 2005 at 01:03 PM
In the Quad Cities WWJD stands for "What's With John Deere?"
Ask Ted where the Quad Cities are.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 27, 2005 at 02:18 PM
Jesus? I thought it was "Who Wants Jack Danials"
Posted by: High Way | June 27, 2005 at 03:17 PM
My mother would tell me I'm going to hell just for reading that.
Posted by: P-Fan | June 27, 2005 at 07:59 PM
what would jesus drink?
who would judi do?
Posted by: A. Nony Mouse | June 27, 2005 at 09:18 PM
We know Jesus Christ-Gabr had a mullet beacuse of all the photographs. And in I Thessalations he is quoted as saying "It was long in front"
Posted by: Shredder | June 28, 2005 at 06:12 AM
Ummm, why is that "...arrived in one Accord..." still has me cracking up? The set up. The spike. The match.
Posted by: butseriously | June 28, 2005 at 08:53 AM