VACATION DESTINATION
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June 27, 2005
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Well, I was heading to Oregon...
Posted by: jamester | June 27, 2005 at 06:22 AM
Much better, Judi.
Now where did I put those brownies.
Posted by: igloo | June 27, 2005 at 06:27 AM
It's OK to burn drugs, just don't inhale.
Posted by: Bill Clinton | June 27, 2005 at 06:29 AM
- 13 tons of opium
- 9 tons of hashish
- 2 tons of heroin
- 6 tons of other drugs
Mix well, refrigerate for 8 hours. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Serves 10-12.
Posted by: snif | June 27, 2005 at 06:32 AM
take DEEEEP breaths... oh wow.
Posted by: queensbee | June 27, 2005 at 06:33 AM
"It said the stockpile was made up of:
13 tons of opium
9 tons of hashish
2 tons of heroin
6 tons of other drugs."
That represents about a week's supply for Keith Richards.
Posted by: igloo | June 27, 2005 at 06:34 AM
Sheen: “Drugs?”
Jeanie: “Thank you, no, I'm straight.”
Sheen: “I meant, are you in here for drugs?”
Jeanie: “Why are you here?”
Sheen: “Drugs.”
Posted by: Lou Bricant | June 27, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Why, Why, Why?????
Save the environment! Fires cause pollution!
*sends memo to Afghan govt offering to open distribution center*
Posted by: Eleanor | June 27, 2005 at 06:39 AM
Says they're making efforts to 'curb drugs trafficking.' Does this mean that the drugs have figured out how to eliminate the middle-man?
Posted by: triller | June 27, 2005 at 06:42 AM
And afterwards, the entire nation went out for cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 27, 2005 at 07:17 AM
"Meanwhile in Pakistan officials set light to a stockpile of seized hashish, opium poppies and heroin on Karachi beach."
They do that here in miami too.
Posted by: DM | June 27, 2005 at 07:44 AM
Unfortunately within that 6 ton(ne)s of "other drugs" they found it included the country's yearly supply of Extra Strength PMS Excedrin®.
Not only are a lot of women extremely pissed off! But the men aren't dealing with it too well either.
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 27, 2005 at 08:19 AM
kibby & dm, ROFL....
I'm thinkin' "...these drugs will never be injected into the arms of children on our streets..." -- isn't it a tad difficult to inject hashish? Other than that, a noble speech indeed. Unheard was Karzai muttering, "OK, now when the cameras are focused on the burn pile, get the good stuff on the plane, FAST!"
Posted by: Candy Tutt | June 27, 2005 at 09:28 AM
"Drugs Will Get You Thru Times of No Money Better Than Money Will Get You Thru Times of No Drugs"
(from a poster in Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comics)
Posted by: Stupendous Man | June 27, 2005 at 11:22 AM