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It's the 'tache, obviously.
Posted by: Chris | June 24, 2005 at 06:50 AM
My money is on the hamburgalar.
Posted by: meggienick | June 24, 2005 at 06:51 AM
Maybe it's naked, masked, Mullet-Ted.
(Another photoshopping opportunity?)
Posted by: qetzal | June 24, 2005 at 06:51 AM
It's the size of his sword.
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | June 24, 2005 at 06:52 AM
I think it is the "sword" that makes everyone so sure. I've heard one person call it his tommy-gun, but more popular opinion seems to lean towards calling it a sword.
Perhaps the male bloggers can help out with this.
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 24, 2005 at 06:52 AM
Maybe one of the victims has a personal relationship they're not sharing with the authorities?
Posted by: meggienick | June 24, 2005 at 06:53 AM
Very nice job, Judi!
Posted by: Tamara | June 24, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Britt Reid (Green Hornet) was the grandnephew of John Reid (Lone Ranger) so maybe the mask-wearing is genetic.
Posted by: insomniac | June 24, 2005 at 07:00 AM
Because Naked Zorro has a trademark move which police have not revealed to the press: He grabs his "sword" and writes a Z in the air. Granted, it's a small Z, but it's a Z nonetheless.
Posted by: Funny Name | June 24, 2005 at 07:00 AM
haaaa. but i sure thought that boy wonder was cute in 1967.
Posted by: queensbee | June 24, 2005 at 07:09 AM
haaaa. but i sure thought that boy wonder was cute in 1967.
Posted by: queensbee | June 24, 2005 at 07:12 AM
SN: Great minds think alike. So do you and I.
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | June 24, 2005 at 07:34 AM
I have a great article just about mullets...if someone can remind me how to post a link (it's been awhile).
Posted by: ucokimbo | June 24, 2005 at 07:36 AM
Which really goes to show Lab, that awesome minds can also think alike...
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 24, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Maybe he should be looking out for R.O.U.S.'s instead of just the police, eh sophie?
Posted by: scorn and malice boy | June 24, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Somewhere North:
or crazy ones
P.S. Whoever is using my name, stop now under penalty of nut-squishing!
Posted by: scorn and malice boy | June 24, 2005 at 08:02 AM
I think Antonio Banderas is much more attractive as Zorro. yummy!
Posted by: ucokimbo | June 24, 2005 at 08:06 AM
Judi, you have really outdone yourself this time. fantastic job!!
Posted by: jt | June 24, 2005 at 08:18 AM
I think it's possible that 'Naked Zorro' is misunderstood. He could just as well be going for a Mr. Incredible theme...
I mean, given the choice of wielding a skinny fencing sword vs. having super powers, what would you choose?
Posted by: M.C. | June 24, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Judi, you have really outdone yourself this time. fantastic job!!
Posted by: jt | June 24, 2005 at 09:29 AM
I think it is an ingenious tie-in with the upcoming movie "The Legend of Zorro" Those Hollywood types would stop at nothing to promote their movies...
wwwDOTimdbDOTcom/title/tt0386140/ (I'd link it, but it won't let me...)
Posted by: Monty Zoom | June 24, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Wow, a new record! A double-post 1 hour and 11 minutes apart. Dont know how that happened.
Posted by: jt | June 24, 2005 at 11:19 AM
ucokimbo: ooh yeah baby!! I was thinkin' the same thing *drool*
;oD
Posted by: Candy Tutt | June 24, 2005 at 11:21 AM
Wow, a new record! A double-post 1 hour and 11 minutes apart. Don't know how that happened.
Posted by: jt | June 24, 2005 at 11:21 AM
He grabs his "sword" and writes a Z in the air..
Sure it's not in the snow? That's were I practice .... I SO did not say that!
Posted by: kibby F5� | June 24, 2005 at 11:46 AM