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Well, that Michael Campbell chap raised a whole symphony of farts down in Kiwiland.
Posted by: Brad | June 20, 2005 at 04:42 PM
May I be the first to say, Symphony of Farts would be an excellent NFARB! Or grunge, or punk, or something.
Posted by: qetzal | June 20, 2005 at 04:44 PM
Utes?
Posted by: slyeyes | June 20, 2005 at 04:49 PM
"Fart Tax" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: go_fish | June 20, 2005 at 04:51 PM
Vinny: Your honor, these farmers have traveled all the way here in cars and utes.
Judge: Utes?
Vinny: Yeah, Utes.
Judge: What are "utes"?
Vinny: To tellya the truth, I haven't the foggiest idea what a ute is down here. I thought that was odd myself. Kiwis, go figure.
Posted by: slyeyes | June 20, 2005 at 04:51 PM
"Yesterday's demonstration was led by 'Myrtle', the Ferguson tractor that hit international headlines in 2003 when Taranaki-King Country Shane Ardern drove it up the steps of Parliament at the end of the protest march."
Not in these parts, apparently. Unless Dave or Judi can remember a citation in the Miami Herald that I missed.
Posted by: Balanchine | June 20, 2005 at 05:20 PM
Farting sheep? What do you have to pull on them to cause that?
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | June 20, 2005 at 05:48 PM
A Ute is a 4 Wheel Drive "Utility" Vehicle.
Posted by: Darrin Murphy | June 20, 2005 at 07:13 PM
Those Kiwis! You would never see a headline like that in our "liberal" media.
Posted by: alanboss | June 20, 2005 at 07:58 PM
Alan, unfortunately that's true.
Posted by: Balanchine | June 21, 2005 at 04:23 AM
We staged a protest once that actually did raise a fart, but we think it was Bob and his stupid chili-cheese dogs again.
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 21, 2005 at 05:55 AM
Of course, there were a few years there when the phrase "oral sex" turned up a lot.
Posted by: alanboss | June 21, 2005 at 09:13 PM