« Previous | Main | Next »

June 20, 2005


Apparently this is viewed as a bad thing.


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Well, that Michael Campbell chap raised a whole symphony of farts down in Kiwiland.

May I be the first to say, Symphony of Farts would be an excellent NFARB! Or grunge, or punk, or something.



Vinny: Your honor, these farmers have traveled all the way here in cars and utes.

Judge: Utes?

Vinny: Yeah, Utes.

Judge: What are "utes"?

Vinny: To tellya the truth, I haven't the foggiest idea what a ute is down here. I thought that was odd myself. Kiwis, go figure.

"Yesterday's demonstration was led by 'Myrtle', the Ferguson tractor that hit international headlines in 2003 when Taranaki-King Country Shane Ardern drove it up the steps of Parliament at the end of the protest march."

Not in these parts, apparently. Unless Dave or Judi can remember a citation in the Miami Herald that I missed.

Farting sheep? What do you have to pull on them to cause that?

A Ute is a 4 Wheel Drive "Utility" Vehicle.

Those Kiwis! You would never see a headline like that in our "liberal" media.

Alan, unfortunately that's true.

We staged a protest once that actually did raise a fart, but we think it was Bob and his stupid chili-cheese dogs again.

Of course, there were a few years there when the phrase "oral sex" turned up a lot.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise