TENNESSEE HEADLINE OF THE DAY
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June 24, 2005
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Well, that was misleading.
I sort of expected more from the article after that headline.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 24, 2005 at 08:14 AM
First?
How I love ambigious headlines that are more sensational than the story.
Posted by: Liz | June 24, 2005 at 08:15 AM
ROCK!
Score another 2 points for the Tennessee gene pool. We're actually de-evolving down here. We should be retreating to the oceans any day now.
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 24, 2005 at 08:21 AM
"Well, we feel pretty lucky."
"We've been lucky," she said. "I think luck has a lot to do with it."
I'm so lucky I'm so lucky I'm so lucky I'm so lucky
I'm so lucky I'm so lucky I'm so lucky I'm so lucky
And they are probably glad about it, too.
Posted by: MOTW | June 24, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Bah. That was boring. I didn't bother reading the story at first because I just assumed the headline was not misleading.
Maybe there is a light at the end of our evolutionary tunnel, but it's a furr piece over yonderways. yee haw.
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 24, 2005 at 08:25 AM
My Uncle Grampa married my sister, Auntie Mom, THREE times! Wanna see my 12 webbed toes?
Posted by: Falconer | June 24, 2005 at 08:31 AM
what passes for a joke in tennesee. in alabama, they were confused.
Posted by: queensbee | June 24, 2005 at 08:32 AM
Something unusual here? Oh, I get it. The fact that the father wasn't married to his daughter. Haha! That was very tricky, Tennessee! Putting one over on the rest of the country like that!
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 24, 2005 at 09:16 AM
Prologue: there are towns in Iowa called Manly and Fertile.
The joke: A newspaper headline that once read "Manly man marries Fertile woman.
This was funny, once.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 24, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Dear God! I think you missed the true tragedy behind this headline! There is a poor man in Tennessee who needs our prayers! He's had inlaws for over 50 years now!
-Azamiel
Posted by: Azamiel | June 24, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Tennessee is a great place to live!
This from a guy born in New York and raised in Miami.
Dave has a similar story, but he is toughing it out down there. Poor guy.
Posted by: dougdoots | June 24, 2005 at 11:12 AM
Let's see...In WVA if you get a divorce does that also mean she's no longer your sister?
Posted by: "John Galt" | June 24, 2005 at 11:45 AM
"Love me two times, I'm goin' away."
Posted by: Trystan Shout | June 24, 2005 at 01:19 PM
That headline probably didn't even turn heads in Tennessee.
Posted by: hdtv | June 24, 2005 at 02:21 PM