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June 17, 2005



(Thanks to Stupendous Man)


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first or second?

Could be a transgender crab...

Two claws, blue and red
Michael Jackson, black or white?
both are enigmas

If he has a family get-together, we're going to give it back to him.

I don't think the crab's the only one that would feel at home on the Jerry Springer Show.

How fitting that this happened in Middlesex County.

The Washington Monument???!!

Huh, so that's what happened to Janet Reno.

YES! Dragging out untimely and outdated humor!

Imagine the internal bickering:

"I think I'll watch NASCAR"

"No, I want to watch Desperate Housewives"

"How about Desperate NASCAR drivers?"

"Sounds good"

and is it Democrat or Republican ?

All the talk of the guys on the wharf
Is about the new Gynandromorph
"Do I mate, do I fight?
says the hermaphrodite
"If I think of self-mating, I'll barf."

Article on bisexual crab and photo of Oprah Winfrey on same page.

Coincidence? I think not.

a jimmy's bottom is shaped like the Washington Monument, and a sook's bottom looks like the dome of the Capitol building

If my husband ever compares my butt to a federal building, he'll be forever saved the male versus female discussion.

A bi-partisan crab!!!!
Now if only the human species could work on that!

Good one, Insom.

There once was a crab from Nantucket
Kept alive on a boat in a bucket
The Doctor said "See,
It sits down to pee,
and tries to eat the girl AFTER it &*%$'s it.

Godzilla vs. Gynandromorph!

Ah! A classic!

Gynandromorph wbagnfarb. So would Gender Confusion for that matter.

You're hired!

"Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place and check out my bilateral gynandromorph?"

"You know what? I actually do."

What does any of this have to do with Barry Manilow?


this is just disturbing on so many levels.
mutated because of toxic waste or nuclear accident?
gobbled up female competition...takes pms to a whole new level.
yeez...a hammer sounds appropriate.

congrats on another post SM

As a tireless worker for crustaceon gender issues awarenes, I can't tell you the joy this brought to me. And Jerry Springer has been such a help to modern awareness that I felt honored this cause recieved his attention.

"The Cloudy Topic of Crab Sexuality" sounds like an Oprah selection for the chick lit book of the month.

I think Crabby Appleton will agree that this:

"But this latest specimen is still alive, and may help scientists answer questions on the cloudy topic of crab sexuality."

is the key quote in this article.

I wish there was photographic evidence.

is it just me or was it oddly humorous that oprah's picture is next to the article?

is it just me or was it oddly humorous that oprah's picture is next to the article?

is it just me or was it oddly humorous that oprah's picture is next to the article?

"A crab with an identity crisis" is just sad on so many levels.

It doesn't sound like they are waiting for it to die to have it mounted; I think that they want it to "mount" itself so they can call Springer.

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