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So THAT'S why Tyson was looking at Jackson's chest on Christobol's blog...
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | June 17, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Farst!
Man nipples are kinda useless anyway.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 17, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Not farst!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 17, 2005 at 09:20 AM
McBride failed to mention that he was lactating beer throughout the fight.
Or was it whiskey? He is Irish...
Posted by: Christobol | June 17, 2005 at 09:47 AM
D'art,
I used to farst a lot, but I now use beano. Cleared the air, that's for sure.
Posted by: igloo | June 17, 2005 at 09:48 AM
Ol' Mike liked to bite on the nipple
His job, after all, was to cripple
But if instead he were nice
And his style concise
Front page headlines would less likely triple
D'Art - you remind me of a saying I like: "As useless as nipples on a breastplate."
Posted by: M.C. | June 17, 2005 at 10:00 AM
D'Artagnan,
Useless? USELESS???? Did you read Christobol's post right below yours? Lactating alcohol!Can't say my wife has ever done THAT. I've already e-mail McBride my wedding proposal.
Posted by: rufus | June 17, 2005 at 10:01 AM
OK. So this is the disturbing quote from the item uttered by the bitee:
". . . good job he wasn't a midget, otherwise he would have bitten something else."
Thoughts:
1) This is what this guy actually was thinking about as his nipple was nibbled?!?!
2) He said it to the reporter?!?!
3) He used the word "job"?!?!?
Conclusion:
Time for a cat-scan.
Posted by: Deontologist | June 17, 2005 at 10:11 AM
"I'm not going to embareass this sport anymore"
???
smidgen of a brain there?
Posted by: Cynthia | June 17, 2005 at 10:29 AM
Now I am sad. I sent this link in yesterday. I feel so unappreciated.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 17, 2005 at 10:33 AM
I like lamb nipples. Just sayin'.....
Posted by: Lush Bimbo | June 17, 2005 at 10:37 AM
And in other news, Nicole found her kidman.
Posted by: Christobol | June 17, 2005 at 11:18 AM
To paraphrase a crude farm expression - worthless as mammaries on a male swine.
Posted by: pogo | June 17, 2005 at 11:48 AM
Tyson has a tattoo on his face which is rarely a sign of someone utilizing excellent judgement or career planning strategy. I saw a man in New Orleans with a vagina tattooed on the hollow of his throat. His mother designed it for him, he said, although I pointedly didn't ask. I was just trying to be quietly sick in the alley after some ill-advised forays into the world of exotic drink mixing.
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | June 17, 2005 at 11:50 AM
Mike, the missing link
hungry for sweaty man meat
Anger management
Posted by: snif | June 17, 2005 at 11:55 AM
nibbled nipple / nibbled nipple / nibbled nipple / nibbled nipple
Posted by: sct72 | June 17, 2005 at 12:02 PM
mmm ... tastes like ... chicken .../
(Pogo - Contrary to popular colloquial aphorisms, there is actually a use/purpose for the items to which you refer ... the longer the underline [techinal hog-breeders' term for "teats"], the more preferred is that boar hog for breeding purposes ... with the hope that this characteristic will breed true, providing gilts/sows with longer lines, which then will [it is hoped] be able to produce larger litters, with more feeding outlets for the farrows.)
(Sorry this is not funny.)
Posted by: U.O | June 17, 2005 at 01:08 PM
As the token out gay guy on the blog, this is NOT something I want to think about, much less see.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | June 17, 2005 at 08:07 PM
It is funny to think about Mike Tyson saying "I was desperate" and "I wanted to win" and all of the other sissy quotes in the article in his little girl voice. How can anyone think that this man is tough? It is just like the movie Singing in the Rain; Lena is a beautiful movie star with a grating voice. Tyson was a great boxer, but his voice just made everyone laugh.
Posted by: Jessica R. | June 18, 2005 at 06:07 AM
Sort of like Dave Stewart, who pitched for the Oakland A's in the late 80s - he was this big huge dude with a blistering fastball and a look that could freeze a batter cold -- and a voice like Michael Jackson...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | June 18, 2005 at 07:08 AM
Sort of like Dave Stewart, who pitched for the Oakland A's in the late 80s - he was this big huge dude with a blistering fastball and a look that could freeze a batter cold -- and a voice like Michael Jackson...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | June 18, 2005 at 07:09 AM