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June 10, 2005

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

(Thanks to Stupendous Man)

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i can't drive 55 because I got my eyes closed.

They thought the brown water off New Jersey was algae bloom, but they were wrong ... it's snot.

Sinkers and snot in the same article? No way!


It'snot sinkers off of Jersey - it's floaters.

"Rob Sherlock of the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute told LiveScience."

Way to go, Sherlock.

Okay, I'm going to say it: The Giant Larvaceans wbagnfarb.

And it's impossible for blog clocks to be wrong, thus making you accusation totally conclusive!

"Can't we all just get along??"

Ugh! Your accusation. YOUR! Not you accusation.

And NO ONE ELSE does Healdine of the...aw, screw it. Have a good weekend. You're right. It's funny.

Jerry Lee Lewis, right?

"Goodness gracious, great balls of snot!"

Hey, they have a picture of Obi-Wan eating ribs!

"He slimed me."

Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

Scientists have long thought there's not
Much undersea food to be got
But a giant larvacean
Helps end sea starvation
Through delicious deposits of snot!

You're right,reneviht! That would make it much easier to visit the undersea snot.

Was that written by and for 12 year olds? Who else would be interested?

Excuse me. I have a sudden need for Clariten.

*hork*

>Hey, they have a picture of Obi-Wan eating ribs!

Cool! Whose ribs? I thought he just sliced and diced his enemies.

are they sure they didnt find any brown trout out there with that snot? that would indicate a man had gone overboard somewhere out in the water.

Gosh, appetizing headline. The two scrambled eggs I just ate for breakfast are now doing some of their own scrambling. For the nearest exit. GREAT start to my day. Just GREAT.

I can hardly believe I'm the first to post that "Giant Balls Of Snot" WBAGNFARB! Sadly, this is the greatest achievement of my life.

Marvin, Ross - HELLO. That's Qui-Gon, not Obi-Wan. Your Nerd Lisences are hereby suspended for a week!

Does this mean that the wall above the urinal at my favorite watering hole is full of life sustaining carbon?

"Super Geckos Excel without Sex"

Is that some kind of ad for Microsoft? Car insurance?

And is that their idea of a "state of the art" lizard treadmill? Puh-leeze! There's not even a place to put a little lizard-sized bottle of sport water.

"there is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from."

good article

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