ATTENTION, STUDENTS PREPARING TO RE-TAKE THE SAT
Ponce De Leon : David Hasselhoff :: Fountain of Youth : ___________
(Thanks to Gavin Taylor for the link and the analogy)
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June 23, 2005
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'kay, WHEN did he get so old? I remember having a crush on him when he did Moonlighting.
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Posted by: Giddy | June 23, 2005 at 07:08 AM
Someone alert PETA about the abused salmon.
Posted by: Baggins | June 23, 2005 at 07:11 AM
He was on Moonlighting? Do you remember when he was 'Snapper' on The Young and the Restless?
so the video was as funny as the Klingon Macarena for about 30 seconds, but then it was 3 minutes too long.
Posted by: ceeg22 | June 23, 2005 at 07:11 AM
Ponce De Leon : David Hasselhoff :: Fountain of Youth : Great Acting Career
Posted by: tyler | June 23, 2005 at 07:11 AM
whoa.
Posted by: Keanu | June 23, 2005 at 07:12 AM
I'm actually Gavin Taylor, and my suggestion was: "The depths of lameness."
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 23, 2005 at 07:12 AM
Marvin, you need samples of that video for your movie.
Posted by: Leetie | June 23, 2005 at 07:14 AM
hehehe, ceeg22 said "snapper"
Posted by: casey | June 23, 2005 at 07:15 AM
That is 3 minutes of my life I will never get back. Thanks a lot Gavin Taylor.
btw - Was this video concept/idea/director the same guy who did The Greatest American Hero TV show?
Posted by: Lou Bricant | June 23, 2005 at 07:16 AM
lol, Lou.
Isn't David Hasselhoff married to Laura Ingalls?
Posted by: Leetie | June 23, 2005 at 07:20 AM
Crap. Blocked. Wait... maybe I'm the lucky one?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | June 23, 2005 at 07:30 AM
Leetie - who is Bruce Boxleitner married to? someone who was on the prairie, anyway..
Posted by: insomniac | June 23, 2005 at 07:35 AM
Fountain of Unexplainable Success?
Posted by: jamester | June 23, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Didn't we blog this many months ago?
Or am I just psychically linked to David Hasselhoff?
If it's the second one, please kill me now.
Posted by: qetzal | June 23, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Laura Ingalls is married to "Manly." Not Mr. Hasselhoff, he's actually exceeded Manly's manliness, then gone way off the deep end (airborne, you know).
I'll never eat salmon (or wear a full eskimo-style-fursuit)again without thinking of DH (and getting the "ooga chaka" earworm). Thanks Dave.
Posted by: Targetgirl | June 23, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Hasselhoff, Boxleitner, same thing.
Posted by: Leetie | June 23, 2005 at 07:45 AM
Ponce De Leon : David Hasselhoff :: Fountain of Youth : Respect
Ahhh, jumping with the Masaii - good times, good times...
Posted by: Higgy | June 23, 2005 at 07:46 AM
hrm... let's see. Ponce de Leon spent all of his life searching for the fountain of youth and never found it. So I'll have to go with 'talent'
Posted by: KOW | June 23, 2005 at 07:49 AM
oh dear. I just actually clicked on the link. This is what happens when you try to answer SAT qustions too rapidly without looking at ALL of the information presented. I'm changing my answer to 'sanity', if it's not too late.
Posted by: KOW | June 23, 2005 at 07:59 AM
It's OK, KOW. I think it's safe to say that if the bloglets were collectively taking an SAT, we'd be in the room of kids who get extra time, if you catch my drift.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 23, 2005 at 08:02 AM
I think "Bit the Salmon" will be the new "Jumped the Shark"
Posted by: Russell | June 23, 2005 at 08:09 AM
I think Judi posted this as a way to help us lose those 117 trillion pounds. I know it helped me.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 23, 2005 at 08:23 AM
And I think so far Higgy wins the analogy contest with "respect." I love it.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 23, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Ponce De Leon : David Hasselhoff :: Fountain of Youth : In-Kit-Car Toilet
Posted by: M.C. | June 23, 2005 at 08:35 AM
Russell: YES.
Posted by: Targetgirl | June 23, 2005 at 08:36 AM
What did I do to deserve that. I will never double-blog again...I swear it.
-Azamiel
Posted by: Azamiel | June 23, 2005 at 08:38 AM
Pat? I'll take "Hasselhoff" for 200.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 23, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Sorry -no analogies on the "new" SAT.....
Posted by: Kathy P | June 23, 2005 at 08:54 AM
I got almost a quarter of the way through the video before the cyanide pill finally took effect.
Posted by: Tamara | June 23, 2005 at 09:06 AM
Ponce De Leon : David Hasselhoff :: Fountain of Youth : Fetid Pool of Schtinkencrap*?
*German for "poo" G
Posted by: Funny Name | June 23, 2005 at 09:16 AM
It finally worked. I found the trigger that causes suicide and/or psychotic episodes in those who take Paxil. I've gone to jump off a building...:D.
Posted by: Kyle | June 23, 2005 at 09:19 AM
I love that video. I watch it all the time.
Yes, you may send over the men with the straightjackets now.
Posted by: Shannon | June 23, 2005 at 09:41 AM
I love that video. I watch it all the time.
Yes, you may send the men in the white coats to take me away now.
Posted by: Shannon | June 23, 2005 at 09:42 AM
Oh geez, and that double posts on top of everything. Someone give me my penance ...
Posted by: Shannon | June 23, 2005 at 09:48 AM
*hands Shannon a wet noodle*
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | June 23, 2005 at 10:04 AM
Being a follower, I finally linked to the video - I lasted 46 seconds!!!
That is all.
Carry on.
Posted by: Eleanor | June 23, 2005 at 11:08 AM
AN...30 lashes even...
Posted by: Cynthia | June 23, 2005 at 11:40 AM
SCHTINKENCRAP!?!?....achtung baby!:D
Posted by: Cynthia | June 23, 2005 at 11:51 AM
Actually, one of my family's "favorite" collective memories is when David Hasselhoff visited the NICU where my sister spent the first three months of her life. He held her and my mom took pictures, then he sent her (my sister) a signed photo. Of course, this was during his "Knight Ridder" days, so it's okay that my mom was so excited, right?
My dad, on the other hand, uses it as an excuse to watch "Baywatch". ("Hey, remember when we met that guy? Oh, good, here comes Pamela.")
Posted by: Aaargh | June 23, 2005 at 12:20 PM
This ranks right up there with that vid from a few days ago with the Aisan guys in fig leaves.
And to think that in Germany, he's bigger than Elvis.
Posted by: alanboss | June 23, 2005 at 06:29 PM
... as David Hasselhoff is to The Picture of Dorian Gray!
Posted by: insomniac | June 23, 2005 at 07:50 PM
K-Fed can learn a lot from Hasselhoff. Oh, wait, he already has.
Posted by: scat | January 27, 2006 at 11:29 AM
David Hasselhoff was in Knight Rider and Baywatch. Bruce Willis was in Moonlighting with Cybil Sheppard (sp?)
Posted by: daisymae | January 27, 2006 at 12:09 PM
*BLUSHING*
Yes, you're right about that!
Posted by: Giddy | January 27, 2006 at 01:35 PM
I'm such a tv crush-whore. Yes, I loved Hasselhoff in Knight Rider and I loved Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. And I'm getting old. hehehe
Posted by: Giddy | January 27, 2006 at 01:36 PM
David Hasselhoff = "Bernie Walters!"
(NEone who gets this quite obscure dramatic reference deserves ... um ... something really good, as an award from moi ownself ...)
(Clue: Robert Anderson, but if you gotta google it, you're cheating ...)
Posted by: U.O | January 27, 2006 at 06:40 PM
Hmmm....you'd have to be a REAL money-whore to be caught dead even doing something like that video.
In Canada, we have a word for that..."fromage"
Posted by: Markymarc43 | January 31, 2006 at 01:30 PM