ATTENTION, PORNO CROSS-STITCHERS
We don't want your kind in Upper Hutt.
(Thanks to Ross Marks)
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June 25, 2005
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Posted by: jaws | June 25, 2005 at 09:43 AM
How does she meet people?
"Hi, I'm an artist."
"Wow, cool. What do you do, oil or watercolor?"
"No, neither. I do risque needlepoint."
"Huh. Those are two words I didn't see together."
"Yeah, and I've been censored!"
"Huh. I feel conflicted."
"Me too."
Posted by: jaws | June 25, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Is it just me, or does that carefully placed censoring hand miss an awful lot? one of her ramparts is showing, as well as a portion of her nether regions.
Posted by: BeaverHousen | June 25, 2005 at 10:03 AM
Does anybody see a new use for their old Etch-A-Sketches?
Posted by: go_fish | June 25, 2005 at 10:05 AM
Jsut wait until you see what she can do with construction paper, popsicle sticks, and glue...
And don't get me started on her crocheting.
Posted by: Spooner | June 25, 2005 at 10:44 AM
go_fish --
Watchu mean new use for Etch-A-Sketches ... ???
Posted by: U.O | June 25, 2005 at 10:46 AM
boom-schwacka uh uh
ooh baby
boom boom schwacket
baby do you wanna see my etchings?
uh huh schwacka oh yeah
boom boom
baby I wanna see all your etchings
doo-doot, doot- doo doo schwacket
givem to me givem to me ohhhhhh!
schwacket
yeah baby, I'm gonna give you all my etchings
boom-boom
hey, the hell is this? What are these?
Umm... etchings?
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 25, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Now you know why Carol Brady was so attached to that mangy piece of needlework she was always doing throughout the entire series of The Brady Bunch.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 25, 2005 at 11:13 AM
This was in Christchurch and I missed it??
Boom schwackett.
That is all.
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 25, 2005 at 01:03 PM
Angela Meyer (to herself):Knit two, purl one...
Husband: Honey!!
AM(irritated): What??
Husband: Where's the remote?
AM: How should I know? Look at what you made me do!! This one will have to be Jewish ,too!!
Posted by: insomniac | June 25, 2005 at 01:08 PM
There are some funny people around here. I have absolutely nothing to add. Not even a quick burp.
Posted by: Burp! | June 25, 2005 at 02:15 PM
Although the other end is starting to twitch.
Posted by: Burp! | June 25, 2005 at 02:17 PM
Oh, the sheer bliss of life in suburbia...next week, we are working with clay...so don't miss out on a very large and in charge time...
Posted by: cubie | June 25, 2005 at 03:08 PM
A most righteous Upper Hut fellow
And smutty crochet made him bellow
But the erotic stitching
Soon had him itching
For a handcrafted, x-rated pillow
Posted by: slowlayne | June 25, 2005 at 04:43 PM
Ha! Nice one slowlayne!
Personally, I don't like to view porn when I go to art shows. That is what computers are for!
Posted by: silver | June 25, 2005 at 05:17 PM
I miss New Zealand...
I spent a semester there. It's quite lovely. Certainly better than where I am now...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 25, 2005 at 06:18 PM
You would think that, if they didn't have a problem with it in Christchurch, they wouldn't have a problem with it anywhere.
Posted by: alanboss | June 25, 2005 at 08:28 PM
Alan.. Christchurch is in the South Island, and Upper Hutt (Wellington) is in the North Island. We're far more relaxed in general. About some stuff anyway.
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 25, 2005 at 09:02 PM
Last!
Posted by: monty_zoom | June 27, 2005 at 10:00 AM
Dang!
Monty just got edged out for the Last post!
Posted by: Idle WarShip | June 30, 2005 at 08:21 AM