ATTENTION, PERVS
Sometimes you get what you deserve(s).
(Sorry)
(Thanks to everyone in the world, so don't tell us it's not funny.)
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June 29, 2005
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"We treated him as if he were hazardous material."I suspect he'll recieve that treatment very often in the future.
Posted by: reneviht | June 29, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Glad they hosed him off first
Posted by: Wacked Without an H | June 29, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Brown-noser.
Posted by: M.C. | June 29, 2005 at 12:36 PM
Still searching for a Tom Cruise joke, but it just isn't coming
Posted by: Wacked Without an H | June 29, 2005 at 12:37 PM
No way am I gonna click on the video link.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 29, 2005 at 12:40 PM
No way am I gonna click on the video link.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 29, 2005 at 12:40 PM
With apologies to the "Late, Great Otis Redding".
Sitting in a pile of dung
I'll be sitting when my darlin comes
Watching the sh*t roll in
Then I watch 'em wipe away again, yeah
SORRY
Posted by: igloo | June 29, 2005 at 12:44 PM
Now THAT is funny!!! Man's face peering up at me when I'm just about to pee/fart/____ on it??? GAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
*peer*
Posted by: Targetgirl (aka Humor Police) | June 29, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I think this guy may be punishment-proof... or the Tidy-Bol man has lost his boat and become very strange.
Posted by: insomniac | June 29, 2005 at 12:46 PM
I can't believe no one has said this yet.
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 29, 2005 at 12:49 PM
Holy crapoli! That's just sick.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 29, 2005 at 12:50 PM
Thank you , Suzy Q...
A contortionist man, named Moody
Was obsessed with other folks doody
"I'm kind of craphole-y
My meals are E.Coli
And I'm put on Dave's blog by judi."
Posted by: insomniac | June 29, 2005 at 12:57 PM
Darn. I should have used 'Gaaaaack!'
Sounds so much better than 'Ewwwwwwwwww'
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 29, 2005 at 12:57 PM
The suspect fell asleep the minute he got to his jail cell.
He was pooped.
*rim shot*
Posted by: GDogg | June 29, 2005 at 12:59 PM
thank YOU, insom! :)
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 29, 2005 at 01:03 PM
Could someone please finish this haiku...
I went for a poop
"Hey mister, whatcha doin'?"
_________________.
Posted by: snif | June 29, 2005 at 01:06 PM
snif - "Eating turds and spray"?
Posted by: M.C. | June 29, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Bet his nickname is "ole sh*& head"
Posted by: PeeJay | June 29, 2005 at 01:09 PM
I think this guy deserves a punishment that fits the crime...
...whatever that might be. Ideas? Never mind. You guys will only come up with some.
Posted by: M.C. | June 29, 2005 at 01:11 PM
Bubba: Whatcha in fer?
Gary: Porto-pot diving.
Bubba: Hmmmmmm?
Gary: Are you gonna rape me?
Bubba: Yeah I guess so, that's where I was going
anyway.
Gary: Uh-Oh. Thought at least, gaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!
Posted by: PeeJay | June 29, 2005 at 01:14 PM
Talk about being knee-deep in puns.
Posted by: elle | June 29, 2005 at 01:34 PM
Thanks MC...I had a brain fart moment...
Posted by: snif | June 29, 2005 at 01:55 PM
snif - 'I had a brain fart' might have worked even better. ;-)
Posted by: M.C. | June 29, 2005 at 02:07 PM
Charged with "criminal trespass"? How about charging him with "LOONEY!?
And I think "criminal trespass" is kinda stretching it. After all, was there a No Trespass sign up?
NA? Didn't think so....
Posted by: kibby F5� | June 29, 2005 at 02:48 PM
"Police charged Moody with criminal trespass"
I'm with you Kibby... How about charging him for Turd Burglaring? Sorry. Just me being feceses again.
Posted by: DaBlade | June 29, 2005 at 05:48 PM
'80S FLASHBACK TIME: BARF OUT! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! GRODY, GRODY TO THE MAX, FER SURE!
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | June 29, 2005 at 11:05 PM
When I was an investigator, I had to attend a Homicide Investigation Conference. During the strange cases portion of a presentation, they showed the crime scene photos of an accidental death at a National Park restroom facility that was of the "outhouse" persuasion. This guy had stripped naked and jumped through the hole to play around. When he grabbed the plastic bag he had tied to help get him out, it just happened to break and he was eventually overcome by the fumes and killed. They told us what the name of the psychosis is for people who like to do that kind of stuff, but the name escapes me now. Strange coincidence with the perv in Dave's posting? I think not.
Posted by: Les is Moore | June 30, 2005 at 02:58 AM
I suppose you could say he was really "shi*faced!"
Posted by: Amy | June 30, 2005 at 03:29 AM
I'm sure they rinsed him off with an antiSEPTIC.
Posted by: Lou Bricant | June 30, 2005 at 04:16 AM
I think the proper punishment would be to just leave him there and close down the outhouse.
Posted by: slyeyes | June 30, 2005 at 04:30 AM
Note to self:
Don't eat and read blog at same time again.
Posted by: rufus | June 30, 2005 at 06:46 AM
as if those porta pottys werent creepy enough places. now i not only have to double check the door lock and clean the sitting area but i have to actually look into that scary dark hole to see if anyone is in there. ugh!!! i think i'll swear off outdoor events
Posted by: crossgirl | June 30, 2005 at 07:23 AM
actually i'll be 'relieved' if no one sees this...
("Lean On Me")
Some times in our lives
We all have needs
We have to follow
But if are pervs
What we desire
Might be a bit nasty to swallow!
Sh*t on me
If you got time
And don't mind my watching
For it won't be long
Before I'm going to need
Some serious washing!
Please don't be so shy
I've seen 'em all
I don't really care how
If you empty your bowels
I promise not to point or stare now.
can't finish, sorry...
Posted by: insomniac | June 30, 2005 at 07:26 AM
maybe he misheard the expression 'when the s**t hits the fan', thought it was, 'when the s**t hits the MAN', and wanted to try it out.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 30, 2005 at 07:29 AM
snif:
'Scared sh!tless I was!"
Posted by: Candy Tutt | June 30, 2005 at 07:48 AM
I'm thinking that before they pulled him out of there, they should have invited every guy in the vicinity to come in and take a leak. Of course, that might be what he wanted.
Maybe something involving snakes turned loose in the tank with him might be more appropriate.
Posted by: Flash | June 30, 2005 at 10:55 AM