ATTENTION, CERTAIN MEN
Help is at hand. So to speak.
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
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June 29, 2005
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We females will still know exactly how long once things get going...
You can only hide so long....
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 29, 2005 at 07:17 AM
It's a wonder all right...we'll wonder where it went once the undies come off...
Posted by: snif | June 29, 2005 at 07:19 AM
Ooh, I do not like the theme we are working on today.
No, wait-- yes I do!
Men: please do not purchase these. Thank you.
Posted by: Tamara | June 29, 2005 at 07:21 AM
So, being a guy, I went straight to the part where they reported 'too tight' or 'watch out for the wdgie'. You know, the important stuff....
Sorry. You can eave these off the Christmas list..
Posted by: Rich | June 29, 2005 at 07:24 AM
"Is thateth a codpiece in your pantalones, or be thee just happy to see me?"
"I am secureth in my size and need no codpiece, wench!"
"pssst. he weareths the pushup briefs."
"Quiet knave! It is merely to supporteth my girth whilst foxing!"
*foxes run by, snickering*
Posted by: Federal Duck | June 29, 2005 at 07:26 AM
It's going to be one of those old-songs-I-didn't-even-like-stuck-in-my-head days, I guess. For some reason, at the moment it's:
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down . . .
Posted by: Maud | June 29, 2005 at 07:30 AM
Now if they'd just sew a fake nipple on the front, the effect would be complete.
Posted by: Brad | June 29, 2005 at 07:35 AM
How it feels: "Like wearing your mother's underwear."
Ummmmmm???
Posted by: nomad | June 29, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Always attracted to a man who looks like he carries his lunch in his pants.
Posted by: Amy | June 29, 2005 at 07:39 AM
"Like wearing your mother's underwear."
WTF!? TMI!
reallydon'twanttoknowhoheknows.....
Posted by: kibby F5� | June 29, 2005 at 07:41 AM
"Snugger Cuts and the Demanding Undies" could bagnfa(all girl)rb
Posted by: RussellMc | June 29, 2005 at 07:50 AM
I read the phrase "lift and separate" and cannot stop laughing.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 29, 2005 at 08:44 AM
Kilmeny ~ Sounds painful.
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 29, 2005 at 08:50 AM
The lift and separate bit startled me. I unfortunately got a mental image of something like a guy I saw on TV once who'd had his tongue split, only in this case, not the tongue. Then I realized what was being separated was the twins. I'm still puzzled, tho. I myself do not possess these appendages, but judging by how sensitive some persons I have known have been about theirs, I do not think they would want them lifted, much less separated, by their briefs.
Posted by: Maud | June 29, 2005 at 09:02 AM
Oh, put a sock in it!
Posted by: slyeyes | June 29, 2005 at 09:04 AM
I am buying several pairs, and giving them out for Christmas this year. Just so I can hear people say "what the hell...?"
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | June 29, 2005 at 09:18 AM
I prefer the foil-wrapped cucumber (zucchini?) as featured by Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | June 29, 2005 at 09:26 AM
Victoria, you're right, it was. But it reminded me of guys in high school whose pants were really really tight (and I realize I'm dating myself by admitting that). There was lifting and separating going on, all right, mostly the guys from their dignity.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 29, 2005 at 10:27 AM
"lift and separate"
"LIFT AND SEPARATE?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"
Posted by: alanboss | June 29, 2005 at 10:19 PM
"Photographs by Damien Donck for Newsweek"
Maybe it was only me,
but I found this, right under the photo, particularly hilarious.
Posted by: Idle WarShip | June 30, 2005 at 10:02 AM