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If there were food or oil in Paris, Kofe would be right on it.
Posted by: Brad | June 21, 2005 at 05:40 AM
If there were food or oil in Paris, Kofe would be right on it.
Posted by: Brad | June 21, 2005 at 05:40 AM
shouldn't there be a third one in Paris?
Posted by: ceeg22 | June 21, 2005 at 05:41 AM
Tipiyokti!
Posted by: Drew | June 21, 2005 at 05:43 AM
Not to worry...it won't last.
Hi, I think you're cute
Wow, you're name is Paris too?
Cool, let's get married.
Posted by: snif | June 21, 2005 at 05:49 AM
BFD.
Posted by: queensbee | June 21, 2005 at 06:04 AM
vic
i love it...bettern' the original!
Posted by: Cynthia | June 21, 2005 at 06:06 AM
Key Quote: "We'll do a little bit of American [food] and a little Greek."
*wonders what they don't like about short Greeks*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | June 21, 2005 at 06:11 AM
I feel another haiku coming on...
Why am I famous?
I'm not sure, I do nothing
I'm a slut...that's hot!
Posted by: snif | June 21, 2005 at 06:13 AM
My guess is she decided to marry this Paris guy so she wouldn't have to change her name. hehe...blonds.
Posted by: tyler | June 21, 2005 at 06:14 AM
Victoria, that's hot.
Posted by: Peaceful1 | June 21, 2005 at 06:14 AM
snif inspired haiku:
Paris and Paris,
cute name pair must we ponder,
where to get married?
Posted by: tyler | June 21, 2005 at 06:24 AM
Victoria... Ugh.
I don't feel so good.
I don't like soapy burgers.
Posted by: Tamara | June 21, 2005 at 06:34 AM
if she takes his name there'll be two Paris Latsises!
Paris H. becomes Mrs. Latsis
For him she will save all her 'hotses'
For the groom it's a shame
If his party seemed tame,
I hope he's received all his shotses!
Posted by: insomniac | June 21, 2005 at 07:20 AM
yet another profound haiku...
Hi, my name's Paris
And your name is, like, Paris
We both, like, have the same name
Posted by: snif | June 21, 2005 at 08:15 AM
Who are Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole?
Posted by: slyeyes | June 21, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Vici: The video was totally hilarious.
Why can't she go away now.
Posted by: opiesgirl | June 21, 2005 at 09:43 AM
I like where the reporter said ANYONE related to that story "had their priorities straight." Oh please. All involved, including the reporter should be sold off to some kind of Star Trek plutonium mining slavery ring.
Posted by: BobNDougFan | June 21, 2005 at 10:25 AM
Does anyone else think it's weird that a)they both have the same first name, and b) they're both named after the capitol of France, but _neither_ of them is French? *puzzles* I agree with opiesgirl. I think she should just go away now. She's not even pretty, and those are _not_ her real breasts. Also, she wears enough eye makeup to paint a house.
Posted by: Desert Rose | June 21, 2005 at 10:27 AM
AND not enough clothes to make a postage stamp. In fact, I think I saw her in a postage stamp once.
Posted by: BobNDougFan | June 21, 2005 at 10:41 AM
*laughs* That must have been during her "modest" period, Bobndoug, which I missed because I blinked.
Posted by: Desert Rose | June 21, 2005 at 12:16 PM
It was while she was auditioning for a part and wanted to look "professional." Oh crap! She sucked me into talking about her! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: BobNDougFan | June 21, 2005 at 12:27 PM