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June 27, 2005
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first?
Posted by: WriterDude | June 27, 2005 at 10:19 AM
second!!
That's one big over-the-shoulder boulder-holder!
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 27, 2005 at 10:20 AM
That chick with the 9 inch miniskirt could probably use one of these bras.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 27, 2005 at 10:20 AM
Wait, didn't I see one of these advertised on eBay?
Posted by: Chianca At Large | June 27, 2005 at 10:21 AM
Finally! Also...
Baseball Scout: Doesn't that hurt them?
Dottie Hinson, milking cows: They don't seem to mind.
Baseball Scout: Well, it would bruise the hell outta me!
Posted by: WriterDude | June 27, 2005 at 10:24 AM
"Lukas was able to find models for the new lingerie in the Normandy region of France."
Probably on ebay.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 27, 2005 at 10:27 AM
Merci Google . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 27, 2005 at 10:38 AM
Oh great. You just know that cow lingere is going to be big business in the more "agriculturally attractive" areas of the world. NTTAWWT
"C'mere Dolly...."
"But officer, the cow was askin' fer it. Didja see how she was done up in that thar tight little bra?"
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 27, 2005 at 10:46 AM
For the record: I did NOT click on the slideshow.
[I'm saving that for when I get home]
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | June 27, 2005 at 10:47 AM
If you mix "Moo" and "Bra" would you have a "Broo"?
Posted by: elle | June 27, 2005 at 11:17 AM
Yeah, he looks about what I would expect a Frenchman whose job it was to design cow lingerie to look like.
Posted by: bilge | June 27, 2005 at 11:25 AM
I don't have any opinion about cow bras , but I do have the opinion that zebras are the size Dolly Parton wears.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | June 27, 2005 at 11:43 AM
too late. things are already ugly.
Posted by: queensbee | June 27, 2005 at 12:26 PM
Somewhere in New Zealand, a man has just slapped his forehead in amazement, and is hunkered down over a drawing board, feverishly desgning lacy underthings for sheep.
Posted by: MrToad | June 27, 2005 at 01:30 PM
And what of the noose effect when the udder fills?
Posted by: Sondra | June 27, 2005 at 03:07 PM
MrToad beat me to the punch! Was just thinking, can sheep lingerie be far behind? (My boyfriend is from New Zealand, so these questions haunt me...)
Posted by: RealMcCoy | June 27, 2005 at 05:08 PM
3 words: Not enough coverage.
(Or maybe I'm thinking of that eBay gal)
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:16 PM
3 words: Not enough coverage.
(Or maybe I'm thinking of that eBay gal)
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:16 PM
3 words: Not enough coverage.
(Or maybe I'm thinking of that eBay gal.)
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:18 PM
3 words: Not enough coverage.
(Or maybe I'm thinking of that eBay gal.)
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:19 PM
3 words: Not enough coverage.
(Or maybe I'm thinking of the eBay gal.)
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:21 PM
Too many words.
Never trust the "website not responding" prompt and retry again and again. :-P
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:44 PM
Too many words.
Never trust the "website not responding" prompt and retry again and again. :-P
Posted by: Suzanne R | June 27, 2005 at 07:45 PM
That chick with the 9 inch miniskirt could probably use one of these bras.
Suzy Q: my thoughts exactly.
Cow Lingerie: GNFARB?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2005 at 04:51 AM