HEALTH CARE ANALYSIS OF THE DAY
"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
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May 25, 2005
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Very useful advice... I wish I'd had it in college.
Posted by: Karly | May 25, 2005 at 07:09 AM
There is no way I am going to touch this one.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | May 25, 2005 at 07:09 AM
Would you like fries with that sir?
Perhaps we could supersize it?.
Posted by: igloo | May 25, 2005 at 07:12 AM
What is most disturbing is the link after the story:
Read more stories on this topic as well as view related video clips and sites.
Does that imply this happen a lot in the Phillipines?
Posted by: John | May 25, 2005 at 07:13 AM
They said to take pictures of the snake after it bites you, but they didn't say what to do if you're the one biting down on the snake.
I wonder if you're s'posed to make a video, or sumpin'.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | May 25, 2005 at 07:15 AM
sean: maybe so, but i checked and can't find it... sorry!
Posted by: judi | May 25, 2005 at 07:20 AM
"Burgers and fries. Burgers and fries."
That's all I seem to eat anymore. There must be something else."
"Hey, I know. How about a hot dog."
"Damn, all the stores are closed."
"Oh, well. After a couple of drinks, I'm sure to come up with an alternative."
Posted by: igloo | May 25, 2005 at 07:21 AM
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: rufus | May 25, 2005 at 07:21 AM
Ruf - I think you mean hot dogs.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 25, 2005 at 07:22 AM
ooo- evil spirits dick[s] bagnfarb?
Posted by: queensbee | May 25, 2005 at 07:24 AM
New Phillipine National Anthem:
"Oh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner... oh, wait...what's this?" *slice*
Posted by: Punky Brewster | May 25, 2005 at 07:29 AM
The only thing I can say is, I totally agree with the doctor. The funny thing is, I didn't have to go to school for 12 years to come to that conclusion.
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 25, 2005 at 07:34 AM
♫Oh , I wish It were an oscar myer weiner.
That's what I truly wish it'd be,
For If It had been an oscar myer weiner..
This blog would not make fun of me!♫
Posted by: igloo | May 25, 2005 at 07:35 AM
I think my winker is possessed by evil spirits. Fer instance, when I wake up in the morning or in certain social situations, my winker seems to have mind of its own. It does whatever it wants to do and I can't control it. This morning when I woke up it was doing the Lambada. Last Saturday when I was out at a bar it started doing the Maniac Dance. Frankly, I'm a little bit scared.
Posted by: random thunking | May 25, 2005 at 07:40 AM
So...*looks over shoulder* ...how many of us, I mean you, clicked on the 'Read More Stories On This Topic' link???
SICKOS!!!!
Plus, what a letdown: "There are no more stories on this topic." I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 25, 2005 at 07:49 AM
We had a guy in college who did this. They say he was "very depressed." Well, duh.
Posted by: Gary | May 25, 2005 at 08:05 AM
For us geezers:
Dr. Stanz: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!
Mayor: Is that true?
Dr. Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.
Posted by: Reddsuss | May 25, 2005 at 08:06 AM
This is one of those stories where WTFBBQ would actually not apply... I would hope.
Posted by: Master Chief | May 25, 2005 at 08:15 AM
So many possible posts; so little time! And to think I didn't submit the story of the two German guys who severed one guy's "special friend" and both chowed down. I thought it was too gross for this very intellectual blog.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | May 25, 2005 at 08:43 AM
Mebbe the pizza place wouldn't deliver?
Posted by: U.O | May 25, 2005 at 08:47 AM
"Hey baby, wanna go kill up to several minutes naked?"
"I wouldn't have sex with you even if you cut off and consumed your own penis!"
"Well of course you wouldn't! I wouldn't have a penis then, you silly wench!"
"But that's not why I'd refuse. I'd refuse out of spite."
"Well! We'll just see about that!"
Posted by: Christobol | May 25, 2005 at 08:49 AM
Heck of a day to be eating a hot dog for lunch, dammit.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 25, 2005 at 09:04 AM
..if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!
if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!
if you're crazy and you know it,
there's no better way to show it,
if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!
Posted by: insomniac | May 25, 2005 at 09:04 AM
Heck of a day to be eating a hot dog for lunch, dammit.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 25, 2005 at 09:07 AM
I'm a girl, but I'm thinking that, if I'm in that much pain, I don't have much of an appetite. So go him for finishing what he started. As it were.
Posted by: golfwidow | May 25, 2005 at 09:16 AM
One staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
Ya think?
Posted by: Trystan Shout | May 25, 2005 at 10:44 AM
Jeff, Redds - It was the protection grid.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 25, 2005 at 11:08 AM
In an hour's time, he downed three cans of Diet Dr. Pepper and smoked three cigarettes
The above line is in Punky's link and it raises the question,
and the problem with that is......?
Posted by: Eleanor | May 25, 2005 at 02:35 PM
Brainy Jello- They should change the name of the town from 'Lucknow' to 'Eunuchnow'....
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 25, 2005 at 02:48 PM
Diet Dr.Pepper/cigarettes...
i fail to see a problem here.
are they menthol?
Posted by: Hmm... | May 25, 2005 at 02:51 PM