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May 25, 2005

HEALTH CARE ANALYSIS OF THE DAY

"If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

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Very useful advice... I wish I'd had it in college.

There is no way I am going to touch this one.

Would you like fries with that sir?
Perhaps we could supersize it?.

What is most disturbing is the link after the story:

Read more stories on this topic as well as view related video clips and sites.

Does that imply this happen a lot in the Phillipines?

They said to take pictures of the snake after it bites you, but they didn't say what to do if you're the one biting down on the snake.

I wonder if you're s'posed to make a video, or sumpin'.

sean: maybe so, but i checked and can't find it... sorry!

"Burgers and fries. Burgers and fries."
That's all I seem to eat anymore. There must be something else."
"Hey, I know. How about a hot dog."
"Damn, all the stores are closed."
"Oh, well. After a couple of drinks, I'm sure to come up with an alternative."

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

Ruf - I think you mean hot dogs.

ooo- evil spirits dick[s] bagnfarb?

New Phillipine National Anthem:

"Oh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner... oh, wait...what's this?" *slice*

The only thing I can say is, I totally agree with the doctor. The funny thing is, I didn't have to go to school for 12 years to come to that conclusion.

♫Oh , I wish It were an oscar myer weiner.
That's what I truly wish it'd be,
For If It had been an oscar myer weiner..
This blog would not make fun of me!♫

I think my winker is possessed by evil spirits. Fer instance, when I wake up in the morning or in certain social situations, my winker seems to have mind of its own. It does whatever it wants to do and I can't control it. This morning when I woke up it was doing the Lambada. Last Saturday when I was out at a bar it started doing the Maniac Dance. Frankly, I'm a little bit scared.

So...*looks over shoulder* ...how many of us, I mean you, clicked on the 'Read More Stories On This Topic' link???
SICKOS!!!!
Plus, what a letdown: "There are no more stories on this topic." I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

We had a guy in college who did this. They say he was "very depressed." Well, duh.

For us geezers:

Dr. Stanz: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!

Mayor: Is that true?

Dr. Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.

This is one of those stories where WTFBBQ would actually not apply... I would hope.

So many possible posts; so little time! And to think I didn't submit the story of the two German guys who severed one guy's "special friend" and both chowed down. I thought it was too gross for this very intellectual blog.

Mebbe the pizza place wouldn't deliver?

"Hey baby, wanna go kill up to several minutes naked?"

"I wouldn't have sex with you even if you cut off and consumed your own penis!"

"Well of course you wouldn't! I wouldn't have a penis then, you silly wench!"

"But that's not why I'd refuse. I'd refuse out of spite."

"Well! We'll just see about that!"

Heck of a day to be eating a hot dog for lunch, dammit.

..if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!
if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!
if you're crazy and you know it,
there's no better way to show it,
if you're crazy and you know it,
slice your d*ck!

Heck of a day to be eating a hot dog for lunch, dammit.

I'm a girl, but I'm thinking that, if I'm in that much pain, I don't have much of an appetite. So go him for finishing what he started. As it were.

One staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Ya think?

Jeff, Redds - It was the protection grid.

In an hour's time, he downed three cans of Diet Dr. Pepper and smoked three cigarettes

The above line is in Punky's link and it raises the question,
and the problem with that is......?

Brainy Jello- They should change the name of the town from 'Lucknow' to 'Eunuchnow'....


Diet Dr.Pepper/cigarettes...
i fail to see a problem here.
are they menthol?

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