Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Oh, that's okay, KDF....you know I don't eat fish anyway!
:p
Man, I'm not having a very good pet month...first Abby is diagnosed with kidney and pancreas problems, and today my darling pup Kumquat (I HEAR YOU LAUGHING OUT THERE SO STOP IT!) had to have surgery. He's fine, though...he had a tumor on his side (benign, so they just did a biopsy and then left it) and a tumor in his mouth (they had to surgically remove that one). Plus they cleaned his teeth while he was under. Poor baby, he's all tuckered out and sore. But I'm glad he'll be okay now.
*cries and wravels*
What...didn't you also know that there's no rest for the teary wraveler??
... and I said 'Leave her? I just flounder!' HAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, how's it goin guys? Nice to meet you clover.
Now who is knbtc? Someone else new, or what?
Good lord, I heinz and I still don't know what's going on. At least, no matter how many noobs show, I have a gold plated Kilt-Pass so I can come here anytime without being bothered about who I am. That can not be said for the MB. I've been hassled a couple times when I showed up there and acted like I was an old hand.
Oh, and most importantly, a belated HAPPY KILTAVERSARY to everyone, whether or not you were there for the start of this thing.
Sweet. Actually, the worst time it happened, Bumble stuck up for me. She told the person to shut up and that I had much more seniority than they did.
But I don't hang there so much anyway. It's kind of strange to think that a place so familiar seems so strange. So many new faces, kind of makes me feel old. (If that's possible for a 22-year-old) Just an overall weird experience for me. And to think, I was prolific there at one time. The scourge of the cyber age, if you will.
Vegetation Management is on hiatus, as of about 1545 hours MDT today ... I'm headed home fer a week of R&R ... plane ride in the early a.m. ... week went perty OK, tho, considerin' all the railroad trains out there, zippin' past me about eight feet away, @ 70 mph ...
yup ... that's the plan ... June 1 becomes "onset of retirement" fer moi ownself ... prolly be about 25 percent werk and the rest of the time will be ... werk ...
Honey Do lists, restoration/repairs/remodelin' and that ilk ... with enuf time fer fishin' 'n' huntin' 'n' readin' 'n' writin' 'n' photographin' between stages actual employment ...
Dunno if I can stand that pace ... may hafta go back to werk to feel like it's a vacation ...
We're here to stay, while folks at the Main Blog will come and go. Nobody deserves hostility when playing there, but neither should anyone expect to necessarily be remembered if they've been gone a long time. Memories are fleeting, and groups tend to bond with the folks who are consistently there with them.
I think mebbe that's a Canadian nickel beside the sandwich ... which nickel, BTW, is really only worth about one penny, US ... merely sayin' ... it looks like the Queen on the coin ...
*hasn't got NE Canadian specie available for comparison ... might even be a quarter ...*
Okay, upon re-reading this, I fear my purpose and seniment may be misconstrued...I in NO WAY meant to imply that anyone but myself was a high-maintenance chick with a comparable high-maintenance chick drink. The image in my head when I wrote that was of me munching my sistah's biscotti (oh, stop it with the euphemisms you pervs!) and feeling a yen for my favorite coffee concoction.
Sorry for any confusion there! And now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
(while hoping that the tornado warnings going around all over town will actually amount to nothing...keep your fingers crossed for me)
- anything you can think of, no matter how absurd, weird or bizarre, is already out there (cocktail mice, anyone?) in this creative and chaotic world
- today's electronic tools enable anyone to describe and post their absurd/weird/bizarre concepts for anyone to see on a website, unfiltered by editors, publishers, censors or anyone else
- these same tools allow anyone with a desire to find something that relates to whatever they might imagine at any given moment to identify and retrieve at least one description or image of that very thing
- thus, when inspired by something said here, all it takes is entry of the right search terms into G00gle. "Dragon care", for instance. If you are not able to find something suitably related to what you are thinking, it is highly likely that you are just not using the right search terms. Because, like I said, the stuff is out there (in more ways than one). Further, it is likely that something way more absurd/weird/bizarre than what you had hoped for will be found.
My short treatise on searching the net is now conlcuded cocnudled cnolduced over.
I knew your question was rhetorical, but I enjoy expounding on the things it is possible to do and discover today that were not possible a mere couple of years ago. The world is being changed profoundly just by having access to all this stuff!
Think of it. Within minutes, I can reach out and grab funny stuff from anywhere in the world and use it to make friends I've never met who are hundreds or thousands of miles away laugh. How great is that?
*Turns on 'It's Friday and I have the weekend off' music*
*Starts margarita machine*
*Puts on some fiesta music on the kilt hi-fi*
*Dons the 'coffee-fairy' outfit that went over so well last time*
*Shakes morracas and booty*
a. Now it's time to eat pretzels!
b. Now, where's someone who can untie a knot with his tongue?
c. Sharon gets down on Tango.
d. I'm out of pervie remarks already, but I just really wanted to say Tango again.
e. Along with the Coffee Fairy costume, we need Adonis, plus a Dragon pretzel. That's plenty right there. :)
Ohmigawd....Neo, have I mentioned recently how much I adore you? (I adore you, too, s-girl, but neo just made me *SNORK* until my face nearly turned inside-out!)
*snorkity-snork*
........*eagerly waits for answers for neo's questions*
When I saw eagerly, I read eaglely. I can picture a dragon floating, scanning the ground for prey (like an eagle.) So I'm a leeeetle bit afraid to come out from under this couch right now. Especially since I think dragons snork fire.
Daisy, you just gotta open the fourth. If all else fails, copy the url and paste it directly into your browser address box, and then hit "Go" or Enter.
Actually, I tried to pick the shreds up and reassemble them, but so far I am only able to manage:
Kit Denigrate Floe
Kin Derogate Filet
Kite Dateline Frog
Keno Digerati Felt
Kitten Dogear File
Kin Dotage Fertile
Kite Denial Forget
Kite Delta Foreign
Krone Digital Fete
Knee Digital Forte
Kitten Dialog Free
... and so on, but I can't get the pieces all back together the way they were.
Still working on it, though.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 20, 2007 at 09:09 AM
I'm a bit partial to Kiltie Degenerate Fete, but that's just me.
Posted by: KDF | March 20, 2007 at 09:17 AM
*snork*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2007 at 09:53 AM
kentucky dried flounder? (worst restaurant ever!!!-comic book store guy)
Posted by: insomniac | March 20, 2007 at 11:43 AM
*SNORK!*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 20, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Ew, you *snork*ed on the flounder!
Posted by: KDF | March 20, 2007 at 04:48 PM
kay, that just adds flavor. ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2007 at 05:22 PM
*crams for astronomy exam*
No rest for the weary traveler.
*sigh*
Posted by: Bumble | March 20, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Oh, that's okay, KDF....you know I don't eat fish anyway!
:p
Man, I'm not having a very good pet month...first Abby is diagnosed with kidney and pancreas problems, and today my darling pup Kumquat (I HEAR YOU LAUGHING OUT THERE SO STOP IT!) had to have surgery. He's fine, though...he had a tumor on his side (benign, so they just did a biopsy and then left it) and a tumor in his mouth (they had to surgically remove that one). Plus they cleaned his teeth while he was under. Poor baby, he's all tuckered out and sore. But I'm glad he'll be okay now.
*cries and wravels*
What...didn't you also know that there's no rest for the teary wraveler??
*ducks*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 20, 2007 at 07:11 PM
... and I said 'Leave her? I just flounder!' HAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, how's it goin guys? Nice to meet you clover.
Now who is knbtc? Someone else new, or what?
Good lord, I heinz and I still don't know what's going on. At least, no matter how many noobs show, I have a gold plated Kilt-Pass so I can come here anytime without being bothered about who I am. That can not be said for the MB. I've been hassled a couple times when I showed up there and acted like I was an old hand.
Oh, and most importantly, a belated HAPPY KILTAVERSARY to everyone, whether or not you were there for the start of this thing.
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 08:20 PM
ado, "knbtc" is "know nothing bozo the clown", which i guess was too much to type. ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Got that from the email. So that was you?
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 08:42 PM
... I've been hassled a couple times when I showed up there and acted like I was an old hand ...
hmmmmmmmm ... nope ... I got somethin' (non-contagious) ... but it's not fittin' fer offerin' ...
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 20, 2007 at 08:58 PM
I know, I will always be a junior member of the MB, no matter how long I hang there. It's cool UO.
So how's everything in the weed elimination biz?
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 09:04 PM
i think if ado gets hassled on the MB, he should come over here and round up the posse. :)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2007 at 09:28 PM
Sweet. Actually, the worst time it happened, Bumble stuck up for me. She told the person to shut up and that I had much more seniority than they did.
But I don't hang there so much anyway. It's kind of strange to think that a place so familiar seems so strange. So many new faces, kind of makes me feel old. (If that's possible for a 22-year-old) Just an overall weird experience for me. And to think, I was prolific there at one time. The scourge of the cyber age, if you will.
But thanks for the strongarm invitation.
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 09:40 PM
Vegetation Management is on hiatus, as of about 1545 hours MDT today ... I'm headed home fer a week of R&R ... plane ride in the early a.m. ... week went perty OK, tho, considerin' all the railroad trains out there, zippin' past me about eight feet away, @ 70 mph ...
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 20, 2007 at 09:42 PM
But that's why they employ you, uncle. 'Cause you gots brass b***s. Did they let you go parttime then?
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 09:47 PM
Well, I gotta go. TTYL.
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Actually, the worst time it happened, Bumble stuck up for me. She told the person to shut up and that I had much more seniority than they did.
Posted by: Adonis | 08:40 PM on March 20, 2007
Huh. I don't remember that.
But I'd do it again, darn it! And if Ado were still around, I'd give him a pouncing like he never had before.
*sends out love waves (but not this kind) to all kilties*
Posted by: Bumble | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 PM
Ado' - when y'all get back ...
yup ... that's the plan ... June 1 becomes "onset of retirement" fer moi ownself ... prolly be about 25 percent werk and the rest of the time will be ... werk ...
Honey Do lists, restoration/repairs/remodelin' and that ilk ... with enuf time fer fishin' 'n' huntin' 'n' readin' 'n' writin' 'n' photographin' between stages actual employment ...
Dunno if I can stand that pace ... may hafta go back to werk to feel like it's a vacation ...
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 20, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Awwww....thanks, Bumble!
*smooch!*
*waves to Adonis*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 21, 2007 at 12:24 AM
Greetings, ALL Kilties, old and new.
We're here to stay, while folks at the Main Blog will come and go. Nobody deserves hostility when playing there, but neither should anyone expect to necessarily be remembered if they've been gone a long time. Memories are fleeting, and groups tend to bond with the folks who are consistently there with them.
Just the way it is.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 21, 2007 at 07:07 AM
Good Morning! I hate spring and I wish everything would go back to being dead
Posted by: Sarah J | March 21, 2007 at 12:54 PM
{{{sarah}}}
hi guys...anybody hungry?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 21, 2007 at 01:23 PM
Oh GAWD, s-girl...that's the most obscene sandwich I've ever seen. I mean....are those crab cakes on there???
....I'll split it with you. :p
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 21, 2007 at 02:32 PM
*snork*
I like the way they put the penny at the bottom on its edge to give you a size perspective, because no one could figure out how big it is otherwise!
I think if you just took out one slice of bread it would be fine. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 21, 2007 at 02:46 PM
*misses German bakeries and Schokocremecroissants for breakfast*
Mmmmm...
Posted by: Bumble | March 21, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Main blog cautionary
tailtale.(Judi is remarkably consistent, no?)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 21, 2007 at 04:09 PM
*SNORK!!!* @ "flashing their bits"!!!
Man...that made me laugh so loud people here are looking at me strangely.
Not that this is different from any other day, mind you...
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 21, 2007 at 04:31 PM
at least they didn't say "dangly" bits.
and sharon, those did appear to me to be crab cakes, and yes, we can split it. there's plenty!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 21, 2007 at 04:45 PM
Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum!
*grips a knife in one hand and a fork in the other in gleeful anticipation*
*reconsiders....*
*chucks knife and fork over shoulder and dives in!*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 21, 2007 at 07:06 PM
I think mebbe that's a Canadian nickel beside the sandwich ... which nickel, BTW, is really only worth about one penny, US ... merely sayin' ... it looks like the Queen on the coin ...
*hasn't got NE Canadian specie available for comparison ... might even be a quarter ...*
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 21, 2007 at 07:39 PM
Sheesh!
It was just a freaking coin to give some dumass the perspective on the size of the sammich!!!!
Sorry I mentioned it.
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 21, 2007 at 09:58 PM
geez, this place is dead
nobody here but me an the crickets
noisy little bastards
Posted by: TCK | March 21, 2007 at 11:28 PM
but as long as i got the place to myself...
hmmmmm
*drinks straight from the beer tap, no glass*
*pees off the balcony*
*carves "TC was here" in the wall with handy swiss army knife*
Posted by: TCK | March 21, 2007 at 11:31 PM
oooh, that was excellent aim, darlin!
wanna carve SG was here, too?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 21, 2007 at 11:38 PM
chirp!
Posted by: the cricket | March 21, 2007 at 11:57 PM
i wrote "SG was here" when i peed off the balcony :)
Posted by: TCK | March 22, 2007 at 12:00 AM
well, geez, i'm just so flattered now
*SNORK!*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 22, 2007 at 12:03 AM
and impressed?
you should be impressed
it aint as easy as it looks you know
Posted by: TCK | March 22, 2007 at 12:06 AM
yeah, well.. practice makes perfect, tiggerpoo.
n it looks like a phucking G.W. quarter to me!
(see?! it's Much Nicer when we keep our negative shite to ourselves!)
Posted by: ticked cricket | March 22, 2007 at 08:17 AM
So that's what it says! Looks more like it says "SG wash eye", which was kind of scary, frankly....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 09:18 AM
*slips some Chille-drin(tm thingie)™ into the Kiltie water cooler*
............
*takes a loooooooooooooooong drink of water*
*grins*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 09:26 AM
*senses structural strife*
TC, that balcony is not easily p'd off... what did you do??
Posted by: cloverleaf | March 22, 2007 at 09:28 AM
*Tosses another straw into the pitcher of Chill-ade®™©, and starts
suckingmaking the levelgo downdrop.*Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 09:55 AM
that balcony is not easily p'd off
*SNORK!*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 22, 2007 at 10:29 AM
*distributes straws*
*also biscotti, 'cause I have some and it's reeeeally gooooood*
tee hee, Blue said "tosses"
Posted by: KDF | March 22, 2007 at 10:49 AM
How nice it is to come here in the morning and see everyone being ticked off at me.
Maybe I'm not fit to be a Kiltie since y'all are so perfect.
I'll pass on the "chill pills".
See ya around, but not here.
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 22, 2007 at 10:57 AM
*Leaves light on and mints on pillow for the return of always-welcome Kilties*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:44 AM
*adds KDF's biscotti to mint on pillow*
YUM!! Now all I need is my high-maintenance-chick-drink to go along with it!
*heads off to class dreaming of iced decaf mochas*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 12:47 PM
*SNORK!!!*
Okay, upon re-reading this, I fear my purpose and seniment may be misconstrued...I in NO WAY meant to imply that anyone but myself was a high-maintenance chick with a comparable high-maintenance chick drink. The image in my head when I wrote that was of me munching my sistah's biscotti (oh, stop it with the euphemisms you pervs!) and feeling a yen for my favorite coffee concoction.
Sorry for any confusion there! And now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
(while hoping that the tornado warnings going around all over town will actually amount to nothing...keep your fingers crossed for me)
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 01:16 PM
A bit to the left, if you would, Sharon.
*Aaaahhhhhh*
Thanks.
Posted by: A Yen | March 22, 2007 at 01:37 PM
My pleasure.
Wait....actually that was your pleasure! I still want my iced mocha!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Go!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 02:46 PM
That....that was...was.....
YESTERDAY!!
*sob!*
Then again, Blue...you should know better than to tease a dragon.......
*starts stoking the fires*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 02:52 PM
*wanders through, sees nobody is looking, eats sandwich, pockets coin*
Posted by: know nothing bozo the clown | March 22, 2007 at 03:42 PM
*wonders if she should mention to knbtc that we have an angry security dragon on the premises*
Nah!
*pops popcorn and settles in to watch*
Posted by: neophyte | March 22, 2007 at 03:46 PM
WHO ATE MY CRABCAKE SAMMICH???
*sees a weeeeeeeeeee little clown picking teeth with coin*
*readies flames.......*
Annnndd.......FOOOOF!!!
*rears back, startled, as steam from dragon-nostrils causes major hair catastrophe*
Damn.
*sprints with most un-dragonlike haste and exits stage right in search of smoothing hair-care products*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Bright side: somehow, somewhere, there is now a grilled crabcake sandwich.
*loves Sharon some de-*FOOF*ing creme*
Posted by: cloverleaf | March 22, 2007 at 04:06 PM
*sigh*
Rain today. I'm still *FOOF*ed.
*hangs *FOOF*ed head in shame*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 07:07 PM
Sharon - dare I suggest a specialist for your, um, unique needs?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 09:34 PM
Oh. My. GAWD!!
There are bigger, worthier geeks out there than I. How DO you find these things, Blue??
*can't stop *snork*ing*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 22, 2007 at 10:37 PM
G'
monirng moonring mnornigHi, there!Sharon, to address your question:
- anything you can think of, no matter how absurd, weird or bizarre, is already out there (cocktail mice, anyone?) in this creative and chaotic world
- today's electronic tools enable anyone to describe and post their absurd/weird/bizarre concepts for anyone to see on a website, unfiltered by editors, publishers, censors or anyone else
- these same tools allow anyone with a desire to find something that relates to whatever they might imagine at any given moment to identify and retrieve at least one description or image of that very thing
- thus, when inspired by something said here, all it takes is entry of the right search terms into G00gle. "Dragon care", for instance. If you are not able to find something suitably related to what you are thinking, it is highly likely that you are just not using the right search terms. Because, like I said, the stuff is out there (in more ways than one). Further, it is likely that something way more absurd/weird/bizarre than what you had hoped for will be found.
My short treatise on searching the net is now
conlcuded cocnudled cnolducedover.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 08:23 AM
*flashes all Kilties' Senior Advanced G00gling credentials toward New Jersey*
Well... um... duh!!!
I know, I said "flashes"
*juggles cocktail mouse, Dragon *FOOF* Hair Creme™, and Persephone's treasure chest in impressive fashion*
*drops hair creme on Kilt carpet as frozen mouse thaws and runs away with the treasure*
Crap!
I HATE it when that happens.
Is there any coffee left?
Posted by: KDF | March 23, 2007 at 11:31 AM
But of course!
Posted by: Bumble | March 23, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Well, if that's how you feel about it:
Duh!
And, duh!
And, while we're at it, duh!
And, the duh! of all duh!s....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 12:39 PM
*quadruple *SNORK* @ Blue*
And, *sniff*, Bumble... that may be the most magnificently beautiful picture I have ever seen.
*collapses into a deliciously dark, rich, flavorful, caffeinated, dizzy Homer Simpson-like stupor*
mmmmmmm, coffffffeeeeeeeeee...
Posted by: KDF | March 23, 2007 at 12:49 PM
*snork*
*SNORK*
snork!
SNORK
Okay, Professor Blue, I'll let you off the hook for answering a purely rhetorical question THIS time, but only because you gave me multiples.
Multiple *SNORKS*, I mean! Multiple *SNORKS!!!*
sheesh
*snags a cuppa from KDF*
*satisfies the inner woman*
Tee heeee......
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 01:14 PM
oops
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 01:24 PM
I SAID OOPS, DAMMIT!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 01:25 PM
*rolls eyes*
Doofus.
*ducks*
Posted by: KDF | March 23, 2007 at 01:26 PM
Hmph. That's better.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 01:26 PM
*ducks and gooses KDF*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 01:28 PM
Oh no, just when I thought my Tourette's had subsided.
YIPES!
Posted by: KDF | March 23, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Glad it was satisfying for you, Sharon. ;-)
I knew your question was rhetorical, but I enjoy expounding on the things it is possible to do and discover today that were not possible a mere couple of years ago. The world is being changed profoundly just by having access to all this stuff!
Think of it. Within minutes, I can reach out and grab funny stuff from anywhere in the world and use it to make friends I've never met who are hundreds or thousands of miles away laugh. How great is that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Ummmmm..........
*stretches arms out wide to both sides*
THIS great!!
:)
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Okay...I just can't hold this pose any longer. My arms are too damn tired.
*lowers arms and heads to the Couch 'o Pantsless Fridays*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 09:43 PM
Just how many heads has a dragon got, anyway? ;-)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Pantsless Fridays are my favorite Fridays.
Posted by: Adonis | March 23, 2007 at 10:48 PM
*SNORK* @ Blue.
*waves to Adonis*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 10:52 PM
*Turns on 'It's Friday and I have the weekend off' music*
*Starts margarita machine*
*Puts on some fiesta music on the kilt hi-fi*
*Dons the 'coffee-fairy' outfit that went over so well last time*
*Shakes morracas and booty*
Posted by: Adonis | March 23, 2007 at 10:53 PM
Heeeeeey!!! It's party time!
Posted by: Adonis | March 23, 2007 at 10:54 PM
I know I have two sets of music on, but they're in separate rooms and they compliment each other.
*sits on the Couch 'O Waitin' for the party to show up*
Come on people, what more do you need than a coffee-fairie costume?
Posted by: Adonis | March 23, 2007 at 11:12 PM
There are FAAAAR too many answers to that (and yes, most of them outRAGEously pervie). So does the coffee-fairy have any Kahlua?
*tries to "get down" to one tune and "tango" to the other*
*accidentally ties self into a pretzel-like knot*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 23, 2007 at 11:43 PM
Hmmm. Which pervie remark shall I use?
a. Now it's time to eat pretzels!
b. Now, where's someone who can untie a knot with his tongue?
c. Sharon gets down on Tango.
d. I'm out of pervie remarks already, but I just really wanted to say Tango again.
e. Along with the Coffee Fairy costume, we need Adonis, plus a Dragon pretzel. That's plenty right there. :)
Posted by: neophyte | March 24, 2007 at 02:02 AM
oooh...a Tango party!
hey Ado, could ya shake your morracas again? i missed it the first time. ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 24, 2007 at 07:46 AM
Ohmigawd....Neo, have I mentioned recently how much I adore you? (I adore you, too, s-girl, but neo just made me *SNORK* until my face nearly turned inside-out!)
*snorkity-snork*
........*eagerly waits for answers for neo's questions*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 24, 2007 at 09:09 AM
ya know, since i've met you
pervywonderful people, i tend to view things around me with an entirely different perspective.and now i won't be able to look at pretzels anymore without *snork*ing.
thanks, guys!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 24, 2007 at 09:31 AM
triple snork @ Blue's duh's (couldn't open the fourth)
and snork @ Tango man
That's all. Carry on.
Posted by: daisymae | March 24, 2007 at 12:13 PM
When I saw eagerly, I read eaglely. I can picture a dragon floating, scanning the ground for prey (like an eagle.) So I'm a leeeetle bit afraid to come out from under this couch right now. Especially since I think dragons snork fire.
Posted by: neophyte | March 24, 2007 at 05:14 PM
*SNORK!*
*FOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
....oops.
*pats out wee curling flame on Neo's head*
Um...sorry 'bout that. I forgot to switch from draconic mode to human mode. But it's all better now!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 24, 2007 at 06:09 PM
Daisy, you just gotta open the fourth. If all else fails, copy the url and paste it directly into your browser address box, and then hit "Go" or Enter.
(I so dislike not being able to finish things).
*Adores all things Kiltie*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2007 at 06:12 PM
*Makes note to beware of low-fooming dragons*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2007 at 06:14 PM
... tried that, 'Blue ... din't werk fer me, either ...
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 24, 2007 at 08:04 PM
OK ... werked now ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(You'd think, bein' a lawyer, he'd figger out a way to change his name ... eh?)
Posted by: O'theU(manity) | March 24, 2007 at 08:06 PM
Su-weeet! I always wanted curls and flame red hair!! *looks in mirror*
I'm smokin'!!
Posted by: neophyte | March 24, 2007 at 09:02 PM
Hee hee hee.....you always were, darlin'!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | March 24, 2007 at 09:33 PM
*Rescues Neo from fiery catastrophe*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2007 at 09:46 PM
Came across this link while searching for the above. Too weird not to post.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2007 at 09:50 PM