ATTENTION, TOURISTS
If you're going to Helsinki, go now.
(Thanks to MOTW and queensbee)
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King Wingbipeekaboo is not planning on going to Helsinki.
Posted by: King Wingbipeekaboo HCGSPTFCS | May 26, 2005 at 03:57 PM
King Wingbipeekaboo never goes anywhere without
the KingWing, does he???
Posted by: Eleanor | May 26, 2005 at 03:59 PM
"Our suppiles are wiped out."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 26, 2005 at 04:21 PM
And make sure to take the Indipod with you. That way when there's no more tp there, you can take it on the run.
eeewwww..
*ducks to avoid flying rolls*
Posted by: Kim Possible | May 26, 2005 at 04:22 PM
There is a definite opportunity here for black marketeers (assuming they talk like this in Finland):
Buyer: So, what have you got for goods?
Seller: I got some bootleg whiskey, a couple Beretta 9-mils, and a dozen packages of Charmin triple roll.
Buyer: How much for the Charmin?
Seller: $100 a package.
Buyer: What, are you trying to wipe me out or something? That's alot of money for paper!
Seller: You could use your paper money to wipe with.
Buyer: I'll take the Charmin.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 26, 2005 at 04:23 PM
Hmmm...the potential to move in on a prime market and rake in the dough, hand over fist, so to peak...(I make toilet paper, if I didn't mention it elsewhere)
Posted by: BigMur | May 26, 2005 at 04:32 PM
That's the only logical way for these threads to go, Stupendous Man, as they always start out in the toilet. Well, except for the ones in the gutter...
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | May 26, 2005 at 04:42 PM
...and when you get there, don't go at all.
Posted by: bbescuela | May 26, 2005 at 06:01 PM
That is sure to put the "Hel" in Helsinki
Posted by: slyeyes | May 26, 2005 at 06:05 PM
So, Big Mur, Do conversations at parties tend to go...
Guest: So, what do you do for a living?
Big Mur: I make toilet paper.
Guest: Oh...uhm...hmmm. Oh! There's my friend!
NTTAWWT. I mean, where would we be without you?
Posted by: alanboss | May 26, 2005 at 07:28 PM
I always get "stopped up" on trips anyways, and my shelter is well stocked with two-ply just in case. I may suffer horribly from radiation poisoning, but I'll be squeaky clean otherwise.
Posted by: DaBlade | May 27, 2005 at 03:07 AM
..becaause you certainly cant go when you get there.....[sorry]
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2005 at 03:07 AM
and might i add that i am flushed with pride that you posted my submission...
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2005 at 03:09 AM