ATTENTION, TOURISTS

If you're going to Helsinki, go now.

(Thanks to MOTW and queensbee)

Comments

[King Wingbipeekaboo HCGSPTFCS]

King Wingbipeekaboo is not planning on going to Helsinki.

[Eleanor]

King Wingbipeekaboo never goes anywhere without
the KingWing, does he???

[Brainy Jello]

"Our suppiles are wiped out."

[Kim Possible]

And make sure to take the Indipod with you. That way when there's no more tp there, you can take it on the run.
eeewwww..
*ducks to avoid flying rolls*

[Aunt Nancy]

There is a definite opportunity here for black marketeers (assuming they talk like this in Finland):

Buyer: So, what have you got for goods?
Seller: I got some bootleg whiskey, a couple Beretta 9-mils, and a dozen packages of Charmin triple roll.
Buyer: How much for the Charmin?
Seller: $100 a package.
Buyer: What, are you trying to wipe me out or something? That's alot of money for paper!
Seller: You could use your paper money to wipe with.
Buyer: I'll take the Charmin.

[BigMur]

Hmmm...the potential to move in on a prime market and rake in the dough, hand over fist, so to peak...(I make toilet paper, if I didn't mention it elsewhere)

[Marvin]

That's the only logical way for these threads to go, Stupendous Man, as they always start out in the toilet. Well, except for the ones in the gutter...

[bbescuela]

...and when you get there, don't go at all.

[slyeyes]

That is sure to put the "Hel" in Helsinki

[alanboss]

So, Big Mur, Do conversations at parties tend to go...

Guest: So, what do you do for a living?
Big Mur: I make toilet paper.
Guest: Oh...uhm...hmmm. Oh! There's my friend!

NTTAWWT. I mean, where would we be without you?

[DaBlade]

I always get "stopped up" on trips anyways, and my shelter is well stocked with two-ply just in case. I may suffer horribly from radiation poisoning, but I'll be squeaky clean otherwise.

[queensbee]

..becaause you certainly cant go when you get there.....[sorry]

[queensbee]

and might i add that i am flushed with pride that you posted my submission...