ATTENTION, ROCK BANDS LOOKING FOR NAMES
1) Antagonistic Monks
2) Defrocked
3) The Knuckle-Dusters
4) Boonlert Boonpan
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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1) Antagonistic Monks
2) Defrocked
3) The Knuckle-Dusters
4) Boonlert Boonpan
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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I say let 'em fight. How about a cage match? That would be cool....
Posted by: morty | May 31, 2005 at 07:34 AM
First?...Could it BE? Oh hell ya! First first first....*happy dance - happy dance* Oh yeah baby, boom - shaka laka, uh uh uh. yessss...
(sad isn't it?)
Posted by: morty | May 31, 2005 at 07:38 AM
First?...Could it BE? Oh hell ya! First first first....*happy dance - happy dance* Oh yeah baby, boom - shaka laka, uh uh uh. yessss...
(sad isn't it?)
Posted by: morty | May 31, 2005 at 07:38 AM
Pretty sad alright, Morty, considering you were second (also third).
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 31, 2005 at 07:45 AM
.... and the booners.
Posted by: queensbee | May 31, 2005 at 07:46 AM
Were they defrocked, or merely unsuited?
Posted by: golfwidow | May 31, 2005 at 07:46 AM
"If senators can fight in parliament, why can't monks?"
Monks can fight in parliament, but not in the middle of the road.
Posted by: rowrbazzle | May 31, 2005 at 07:49 AM
but he was also first, Sarcasmo. And if this guy doesn't know why monks can't fight, I guess that explains why he's defrocked.
Posted by: ceeg22 | May 31, 2005 at 07:55 AM
rowr - Nice one.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | May 31, 2005 at 07:58 AM
His religious views were a little askew there. Perhaps I could recommend he join th Taliban where as part of your graduation ceremony to official religious nuthood, they upgrade your knuckle dusters to kalashnikovs.
Posted by: Somewhere North | May 31, 2005 at 08:23 AM
I would have paid to see that brawl...oh wait...all monks do know Kung Fu, don't they?
Posted by: MightyThor | May 31, 2005 at 08:26 AM
I had my knuckles dusted once. It's not as exciting as people make it out to be.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 31, 2005 at 08:26 AM
I guess this just a simple case of
Monk see, Monk do.
Posted by: igloo | May 31, 2005 at 09:05 AM
Defrocked? So they were fighting AND naked. Not how you normally picture a Buddist monk.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 31, 2005 at 09:05 AM
My friends' dog had a test at the vet last week... the result sounded like AGFARB =
"Positive Erlichia"
Good for a band, bad for the dog...
Posted by: Punky | May 31, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Carl Douglas
Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those monks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
They was funky Boonlert Boonpan from funky Nong Khai
They were chopping them low and they were chopping them high
It's an ancient Bankok art and everybody knew their part
*From a feint into a slip, and hose up to the hip...
*Editors note
The last line has nothing in common with the rest of song. REDACT
Posted by: igloo | May 31, 2005 at 09:14 AM
As if *any* of these bands would be a match for Bump of Chicken, or even Medicated becky.
Posted by: m | May 31, 2005 at 09:17 AM
What are knuckle-dusters?
Posted by: Eleanor | May 31, 2005 at 10:38 AM
From my wife:
"Trotsky's Armoire"
Posted by: Richard C Haven | May 31, 2005 at 10:40 AM
From my wife:
"Trotsky's Armoire"
Posted by: Richard C Haven | May 31, 2005 at 10:48 AM
Eleanor,
brass knuckles, a weapon for fist fighting.
Posted by: Jessica R. | May 31, 2005 at 11:19 AM
Thanks, Jessica - I'm quite familiar with brass knuckles - many of my clients were caught with them! I just didn't know that "knuckle-dusters" was another term for them - It makes them sound so harmless - NOT!
Posted by: Female Tennis Fan | May 31, 2005 at 11:55 AM
A Far East Side Story
I always knew those Boonpans were the "bad sort." Just trash.
Posted by: Sarah | May 31, 2005 at 12:03 PM
Thanks, Jessica - I'm quite familiar with brass knuckles - many of my clients were caught with them! I just didn't know that "knuckle-dusters" was another term for them - It makes them sound so harmless - NOT!
Posted by: Female Tennis Fan on May 31, 2005 03:55 PM
This post was in fact posted by FCDA.
Thank you for your patience.
That is all.
Carry on.
Posted by: Eleanor | May 31, 2005 at 03:16 PM
Look at those names! This has to be an excerpt from a lost Douglas Adams novel!
Posted by: alanboss | May 31, 2005 at 07:09 PM
I guess they couldn't agree on who got the seat on the one-passenger flight.
Posted by: Alex | May 31, 2005 at 08:28 PM
Alex,
i wonder if said passenger gets all the peanuts?
Posted by: just askin' | June 01, 2005 at 12:26 AM