ATTENTION, ROCK BANDS LOOKING FOR NAMES

1) Antagonistic Monks
2) Defrocked
3) The Knuckle-Dusters
4) Boonlert Boonpan

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[morty]

I say let 'em fight. How about a cage match? That would be cool....

[morty]

First?...Could it BE? Oh hell ya! First first first....*happy dance - happy dance* Oh yeah baby, boom - shaka laka, uh uh uh. yessss...

(sad isn't it?)

[morty]

First?...Could it BE? Oh hell ya! First first first....*happy dance - happy dance* Oh yeah baby, boom - shaka laka, uh uh uh. yessss...

(sad isn't it?)

[Sarcasmo]

Pretty sad alright, Morty, considering you were second (also third).

[queensbee]

.... and the booners.

[golfwidow]

Were they defrocked, or merely unsuited?

[rowrbazzle]

"If senators can fight in parliament, why can't monks?"

Monks can fight in parliament, but not in the middle of the road.

[ceeg22]

but he was also first, Sarcasmo. And if this guy doesn't know why monks can't fight, I guess that explains why he's defrocked.

[Brainy Jello]

rowr - Nice one.

[Somewhere North]

His religious views were a little askew there. Perhaps I could recommend he join th Taliban where as part of your graduation ceremony to official religious nuthood, they upgrade your knuckle dusters to kalashnikovs.

[MightyThor]

I would have paid to see that brawl...oh wait...all monks do know Kung Fu, don't they?

[Federal Duck]

I had my knuckles dusted once. It's not as exciting as people make it out to be.

[igloo]

I guess this just a simple case of
Monk see, Monk do.

[slyeyes]

Defrocked? So they were fighting AND naked. Not how you normally picture a Buddist monk.

[Punky]

My friends' dog had a test at the vet last week... the result sounded like AGFARB =

"Positive Erlichia"

Good for a band, bad for the dog...

[igloo]

Carl Douglas
Kung Fu Fighting

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those monks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They was funky Boonlert Boonpan from funky Nong Khai
They were chopping them low and they were chopping them high
It's an ancient Bankok art and everybody knew their part
*From a feint into a slip, and hose up to the hip...

*Editors note
The last line has nothing in common with the rest of song. REDACT

[m]

As if *any* of these bands would be a match for Bump of Chicken, or even Medicated becky.

[Eleanor]

What are knuckle-dusters?

[Richard C Haven]

From my wife:

"Trotsky's Armoire"

[Richard C Haven]

From my wife:

"Trotsky's Armoire"

[Jessica R.]

Eleanor,
brass knuckles, a weapon for fist fighting.

[Female Tennis Fan]

Thanks, Jessica - I'm quite familiar with brass knuckles - many of my clients were caught with them! I just didn't know that "knuckle-dusters" was another term for them - It makes them sound so harmless - NOT!

[Sarah]

A Far East Side Story

I always knew those Boonpans were the "bad sort." Just trash.

[Eleanor]

Thanks, Jessica - I'm quite familiar with brass knuckles - many of my clients were caught with them! I just didn't know that "knuckle-dusters" was another term for them - It makes them sound so harmless - NOT!
Posted by: Female Tennis Fan on May 31, 2005 03:55 PM

This post was in fact posted by FCDA.
Thank you for your patience.
That is all.
Carry on.

[alanboss]

Look at those names! This has to be an excerpt from a lost Douglas Adams novel!

[Alex]

I guess they couldn't agree on who got the seat on the one-passenger flight.

[just askin']

Alex,
i wonder if said passenger gets all the peanuts?