ALSO, HELL HAS FROZEN OVER
Cher says she's done.
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Don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out.
Posted by: MOTW | May 02, 2005 at 05:30 AM
$200 million!?!
Someone please shoot me.
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 02, 2005 at 05:38 AM
Can't do that, Fed'. It's not Duck Season.
Posted by: MOTW | May 02, 2005 at 05:40 AM
So when does the mechanical elephant go up for sale on eBay. That thing rocks!
Keep an eye out for it MJK.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 02, 2005 at 05:41 AM
$200 million in ticket sales for the tour!
Sure, that sounds like a lot, but when you figure in roadies, spam sculptures of Elvis riding a centaur, eleven hip replacements, and the t-shirt police, I bet she didn't net more than $90 million.
She'll be back.
Posted by: Christobol | May 02, 2005 at 05:43 AM
So when does the mechanical elephant go up for sale on eBay. That thing rocks!
Keep an eye out for it MJK.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 02, 2005 at 05:43 AM
Still, I'd say she didn't look a day over 243 for that last show
Posted by: Christobol | May 02, 2005 at 05:50 AM
C-bol, it looks like her liposurgeon went a tad too far, don't you think?
Posted by: MOTW | May 02, 2005 at 05:54 AM
C-bol, it looks like her liposurgeon went a tad too far, don't you think?
Posted by: MOTW | May 02, 2005 at 05:56 AM
She did say she wanted to look more angular, MOTW. It's all a matter of taste, and the lack thereof.
Posted by: Christobol | May 02, 2005 at 06:03 AM
Cher is done? Really? Someone stick her with a fork (or a Botox needle) and make SURE she's done.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | May 02, 2005 at 06:04 AM
Yea, I think her liposergeon went WAY too far but that's just my opinion. If I had that kind of money would I have done that? Maybe.
Posted by: Evelyn | May 02, 2005 at 06:06 AM
Say it ain't so babe . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 02, 2005 at 06:09 AM
Coming this summer: the Cher "Ha HA! Just Kidding!" Reunion tour!
Posted by: elle | May 02, 2005 at 06:20 AM
Not even worthy of comment, except a comment stating that it's not even worthy of comment.
Posted by: DougDoots | May 02, 2005 at 06:34 AM
elle, you crack me up.
Posted by: Peri | May 02, 2005 at 06:41 AM
you think she REALLy means it? I hope so.... i read that neil diamond is going out on tour this summer. if it ISNT a farewell tour, this could be tough.
Posted by: queensbee | May 02, 2005 at 06:47 AM
first dave retires.
now cher.
coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Posted by: long tall texan | May 02, 2005 at 07:37 AM
Oh, come on. Cher's got so much plastic in her now that she's not even biodegradable anymore. She could wait and do a comeback tour when we're all geezers and the young 'uns don't know about her.
I'll believe she's really, really retiring when flying pigs bring me a death certificate.
Posted by: Wurm42 | May 02, 2005 at 07:47 AM
cher will never retire. we'll see her again in the 'i'm not dead yet' tour, 20 years from now... and she'll be wearing that outfit she had on in the If I Could Turn Back Time video scaring the crap out of all of us. i'm looking forward to it *grins*
Posted by: kimmie | May 02, 2005 at 08:28 AM
Truly the end of an era.
(pause)
Next?
Posted by: slyeyes | May 02, 2005 at 08:33 AM
We need to set up a blog pool, not dissimilar to the "Ghoul Pool," to guess when Cher makes her "comback."
I mean, she must be in withdrawal right about now. No hotel rooms, no sound checks, no 3,297 costume changes per show - no nothing!
I say she'll be back within a calendar year. What do y'all think?
Posted by: Trystan Shout | May 02, 2005 at 08:35 AM
I don't believe it, and neither should you guys! It's those damn terrorist bastards again trying to trick us into believing she's retiring...
*runs away to the underground bunker*
Posted by: Di | May 02, 2005 at 08:53 AM
this means she's run out of virgin's blood to bathe in! hide your sons and daughters!
Posted by: insomniac | May 02, 2005 at 09:31 AM
Never CAN SAY GOODBYE TOUR= BROAD RECONVENES A GUY TOY
Posted by: igloo | May 02, 2005 at 10:32 AM
Look on the bright side, you can subscribe to the 'Cher News'!! It says so right there at the end of the article.
Let's see, what would be some good news? "New pictures of Cher's natural hair color" "Cher tours with daughter Destiny, donates proceeds to GLBT center" "Cher with new companion, 3 years her senior" ...
Posted by: Candy Tutt | May 02, 2005 at 03:42 PM
Isn't this about the 937th farewell tour for Cher? Pack up, honey, Branson's calling.
Gee, I wish I'd known about Cher News before I squandered all my money donating to NPR.
Posted by: haggis for the soul | May 03, 2005 at 05:57 AM
Will the "Cher News" site look like the Mysore site?
"no new update."
Posted by: AlanBoss | May 03, 2005 at 07:29 PM
TEST
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Posted by: Blue Meanie | December 01, 2005 at 02:43 PM
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Posted by: Blue Meanie | December 01, 2005 at 03:22 PM
Liz’Os – Real Lizard Bits!TM
Posted by: Blue Meanie | December 01, 2005 at 03:23 PM
this is a test
Posted by: peridot | June 13, 2006 at 03:18 PM
yay it worked
Posted by: peridot | June 13, 2006 at 03:20 PM
Nice test, peridot. ;-)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue™ | October 09, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Is he gone yet?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue™ | October 13, 2007 at 08:25 PM
Yeah, dern you, cg!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2007 at 12:35 PM