YOU KNOW HOW, WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING HEAD LICE, YOUR HEAD STARTS TO ITCH?
If you do: Do NOT read this story.
(Thanks to Mike Leone, who will pay)
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April 27, 2005
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*scratch scratch* Uh oh, I think I uncovered the first one...
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | April 27, 2005 at 06:21 AM
I was buying it until I got to the bottom:
The Nation
Phuket
Posted by: �LabSpecimen� | April 27, 2005 at 06:26 AM
ewwwww! take a bath!
Posted by: queensbee | April 27, 2005 at 06:26 AM
When my daughter came home from school with lice, I gave her the nickname "Flick"
Coming home with maggots? She'd get the nickname "Maggie"?
Posted by: Wacked Without an H | April 27, 2005 at 06:27 AM
And you thought Copacabana was a bad earworm..Uh oh..sorry..
Posted by: Sean | April 27, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Apparently, when you work for The Nation, you can just throw a "Phuket" down anywhere you want in your writing. Though it does make a nice closing.
Phuket.
Posted by: Christobol | April 27, 2005 at 06:38 AM
i am happy to have something, better than nothing.
Posted by: wani | April 27, 2005 at 06:40 AM
i am happy to have something, better than nothing.
Posted by: wani | April 27, 2005 at 06:42 AM
Maybe this guy could hook up with Jonah White, bait farmer and inventor of " Billy Bob Teeth " whose worm farm went up in smoke ..Maybe we'll see " Temtan's Ear " as the next gag novelty..
Posted by: Sean | April 27, 2005 at 06:49 AM
Bugs, lice, squirming fly larvae - no. Nice sexy human tongue (still attached to a living, breathing, preferrably hot, human body) - yes.
Phuket.
Posted by: boo_augustus | April 27, 2005 at 06:50 AM
It's really a sad comment on the state of this blog that I have to clearly indicate I'm not referring to, for instance, a cow's tongue fresh from the butcher shop or my dog's tongue fresh from those places dogs often put their tongues, lest someone immediately jump to such a conclusion. I suppose it's (not "its") a small price to pay.
Phuket.
Posted by: boo_augustus | April 27, 2005 at 06:55 AM
What is the state of this blog? Florida?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 27, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Brings to mind Funkadelic's " Maggot Brain "
Posted by: Sean | April 27, 2005 at 07:12 AM
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.
That is all.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | April 27, 2005 at 07:24 AM
Ear Maggots
GNFARB
Posted by: dougbo | April 27, 2005 at 07:28 AM
Boo - we would never think such things...well, about you we might... good thing you clarified!
Now I have to go remove my ears with the BBQ tongs....
Posted by: Higgy | April 27, 2005 at 07:31 AM
EEEWWWWWW!
A total gross out!
I will not be returning to this thread today.
That is all.
Posted by: Eleanor | April 27, 2005 at 07:35 AM
Crap! Now I can't stop scratching my head OR my ears!
Posted by: Alex | April 27, 2005 at 08:11 AM
He should stick his head in "one of the versions of the Mansfield Quantum" That oughtta clean out his ears.
Posted by: Sondra | April 27, 2005 at 10:10 AM
He should stick his head in "one of the versions of the Mansfield Quantum" and flush several times.
That oughtta clean out his ears.
Posted by: Sondra | April 27, 2005 at 10:10 AM
OMGWTFGRBRANBBQ!!!
Posted by: U.O | April 27, 2005 at 02:18 PM
Damn! Damn! Damn! I KNOW better than to ignore judi's warnings! I KNOW better!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 27, 2005 at 08:20 PM
"We believe flies might have gone inside his ears to lay eggs, which hatched into larvae,causing the itching."
MIGHT? What what other plausible theories are there? He put them in himself?
Posted by: R/C | April 29, 2005 at 12:46 PM