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The Canadian results are in!
Key Quote: Crane has a VIP Flush that moves 725 grams, but a change in the bowl from another model moves it down to 350 grams. One Eljer Patriot flushes 425 grams, another 150. One American Standard Cadet moves 750 grams, but two others flush 125 and 150 grams.
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I knew it.
Tofu tastes like sh!t.
Posted by: rita | April 27, 2005 at 04:57 AM
At least they didn't use golf balls.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 27, 2005 at 05:07 AM
Ah-HUH! Now you know what Marwan was doing at Home Depot.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 27, 2005 at 05:13 AM
250 grams for the average male!
Doesn't that convert to like a ¼ mile.
Posted by: igloo | April 27, 2005 at 05:20 AM
would Logs of Curd bagnfarb?
Posted by: casey | April 27, 2005 at 05:35 AM
VIP Flush?
Very Important Poop?
Posted by: igloo | April 27, 2005 at 05:39 AM
Myself and MOTW already knew this.
**adds 25th golfball to toilet and flushes**
Posted by: dougbo | April 27, 2005 at 05:41 AM
Now there's a man who we can all idolize.
Bill Gauley: Too much time (and fake poop) on his hands
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | April 27, 2005 at 05:46 AM
"A prodigious load both for toilet and user"
I have to figure out a way to work this into a conversation.
Posted by: Mike | April 27, 2005 at 05:57 AM
750 gms = 1 lb 12 oz. rough(age)ly.
So 'VIP' flush must stand for Very Impacted Person.
Posted by: insomniac | April 27, 2005 at 06:05 AM
rita,
I spewed coffee all over my computer. Great observation.
rufus
Posted by: rufus | April 27, 2005 at 06:23 AM
Glad to help, rufus. My daughter is a devout (and annoying) vegetarian. So, in my passive-aggressive way, the comment was aimed at her. Really passive-aggressive, since she doesn't read this blog.
Posted by: rita | April 27, 2005 at 06:57 AM
Quote: "The test protocol for the MaP tests is to flush soybean curd formed into 50-gram “logs”...
Ewwwwwwww......Way too much information.
Posted by: Gagging at my desk | April 27, 2005 at 07:39 AM
The saddest thing is that I read the whole story....
Wonder what that says about me?
Posted by: Higgy | April 27, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Toilets for breakfast Again!?!
I'm going out for breakfast!
Posted by: Sondra | April 27, 2005 at 09:46 AM
Words fail me.
Posted by: Cynthia | April 27, 2005 at 01:38 PM
... they are undone by the enormity of the task ...
Is that another way of saying, "It was too big a job ..." ???
250 grams is average for adult male ... deposits ...
So, using Doug and Bob McKenzie's metric/English conversion formula -- in reverse -- we find:
250 minus 30 = 220 divided by 2 = 110 ... ounces of "byproduct" ...
that's ... six pounds, 14 ounces, tuppence!!!
Now that's overloading !!!
Posted by: U.O | April 27, 2005 at 01:44 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor the testing headquarters served bean curd for lunch that day?
Posted by: Dartful Codger | April 27, 2005 at 05:57 PM
I got one of those golfball flushing toilets about a year ago and I'm pleased to report that I haven't had a single golfball related plug up since.
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 27, 2005 at 07:28 PM
OK, Dave, I think a Mansfield Quantum should be on your shopping list.
Posted by: Frogstein | April 28, 2005 at 08:59 AM