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My guess is that Nicole ate the last non-fat mocha latte yogurt supplement suppository
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | April 22, 2005 at 05:27 AM
What is the world coming to when spoiled children can't even get along?
Posted by: Christobol | April 22, 2005 at 05:34 AM
YES! IT'S FINALLY OVER!
huh? new season? new bimbo?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: long tall texan | April 22, 2005 at 05:36 AM
I am just devastated! In show business terms, this would rank up with Kukla, Fran and Ollie breaking up. Abbot leaving Costello. Bogart splitting with Bacall.
Oh the Humanity. The horror of it all!
And...
Why would a Paris Hotel break up with another person? What is up with that?
Posted by: igloo | April 22, 2005 at 05:36 AM
I just wasted 45 seconds of my life reading that article... 45 seconds that I will never get back.
Posted by: Di | April 22, 2005 at 05:37 AM
I just wasted 45 seconds of my life reading that article... 45 seconds that I will never get back.
Posted by: Di | April 22, 2005 at 05:39 AM
a haiku
simple life - perhaps
viewing this show results in
the negative wood
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 22, 2005 at 05:41 AM
I'm thinking Yoko Ono is somehow involved with this...
Posted by: Drew | April 22, 2005 at 05:44 AM
manilow may be insipid, diamond, sappy, but these two are just annoying. if we dont watch them at all, maybe they will JUST GO AWAY!! who cares if they dont talk to each other anymore, duh, i was doing that stuff in like, 8th grade. bleah. grow up, and go away.
Posted by: queensbee | April 22, 2005 at 05:55 AM
Sad. Tragic in fact. First the Beatles, then then Jen & Ben, now Paris and Nicole separate.
Shouldn't this go under signs of the apocalypse?
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 22, 2005 at 06:00 AM
paris hilton=iron sh*t pal
Posted by: igloo | April 22, 2005 at 06:14 AM
I read the news today oh, boy
We'd thought Nicole and Paris had it made
And though their rift was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh when
I saw the photograph
They'd always seemed to get along
But now we're forced to see our times have changed
And while the people stood and stared
They’d seen her face before,
In fact they'd seen a whole lot more...
I saw a film today oh, boy
Paris multitasking on the phone
My senses wished to turn away
But I just had to look
She's using naked as her hook,
She’d love to turn you on...
Woke up, fell out of bed,
Put a crown upon her head
Found her way downstairs and fired a maid,
And looking up she noticed she was late.
Found her mink and grabbed a hat
Puked her eggs to not get fat
Ignored all the signs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke up and she had him killed
Ah
I read the news today oh boy
Nicole and Paris's Simple Life's no more
And though I'd never seen the show
Somehow I'll miss them ho's,
At least we know how many ho's it takes to fill the TV season in the fall.
She’d love to turn you on...
Posted by: Christobol | April 22, 2005 at 06:28 AM
Well, Nicole just lost one fan. She better work everything out with Paris right now or I'm not watching that show anymore.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 22, 2005 at 06:48 AM
So, is this the end of The Simpletons, as we know it?
Will Nichole go on to develop her own show, based on the outakes from the original series?
Yawn... Enquiring minds don't really give a d*mn!
Posted by: Flash | April 22, 2005 at 07:24 AM
So, is this the end of The Simpletons, as we know it?
Will Nichole go on to develop her own show, based on the outakes from the original series?
Yawn... Enquiring minds don't really give a d*mn!
Posted by: Flash | April 22, 2005 at 07:25 AM
Oh, neato! Finally, I can post about an article and use all the new curse words I've been learning!
Posted by: antiroach | April 22, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Uh, insert "idea" in above post. That's it, I'm ending my friendship with myself. I know what I did and that's all I'm going to say about it!
Posted by: antiroach | April 22, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Not that it matters; but.... Is Nicole African-American or not?
I know she's Lionel Richie's daughter, but is adopted. She honestly looks like she could be Paris' biological sister.
Just kinda curious.
Posted by: trying not to be unPC | April 22, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Wah, wah, wah, wah. However will my life go on.
*rolls eyes and continues breathing*
Posted by: opiesgirl | April 22, 2005 at 11:15 AM
Yo mama so fat....
Oh, wrong post.
Anyway, can you say "PUBLICITY STUNT"?
Posted by: DougBo | April 22, 2005 at 11:29 AM
Flash — may I quote your "yawn" comment?
Posted by: etc. | April 22, 2005 at 01:10 PM
At least Ren and Stimpy are still together.
Posted by: Ross | April 22, 2005 at 05:31 PM
Who?
Posted by: U.O (as in: Uninterested Observer) | April 22, 2005 at 05:34 PM
First, Jen and Brad, then Charlie and Denise, now this. How can I go on?
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 23, 2005 at 10:23 AM
U.O. [snort] ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 23, 2005 at 10:24 AM
I think nicole should better work everything out with Paris. Now she lost me as a fan.
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