TRADING UP

Maybe now his mom'll want to, too.

(Thanks to golfwidow)

Comments

[Addicted to 24]

You Rock Judi

[Addicted to 24]

I live in Seattle and trust me for Skyline this is nothing

[Addicted to 24]

You Rock Judi

[Somewhere North]

Who buys their teenage son a BMW? Have parents completely lost their minds? A teenage BOY with a car that does 250mph. Maybe she really, really wanted him dead/jailed. He just found a creative way to get arrested.

[MKJ]

Buster you are SO grounded! No golf for a week!

[judi]

who has an EXTRA bmw for gods sake?

[cubie]

can someone say he's got too much time on his hands?? he sounds like a real brat, his mother should trade him in for a better model

[MM]

Another example of how kids are negatively affected by the pop culture. The teen is obviously misguided: the Bentley may be expensive, but a German car has much better handling...

[lobstersaver]

BMW? H*ll, I would have been happy with anything over the '92 Mercury Tracer STATION WAGON that I had to drive. Yeah, I can totally see why he was upset.

[reneviht]

judi: His mom does want to trade up, but now that the article's out, she doesn't think she'll get a good price for her son.

[Sarcasmo]

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to upgrade the M3 to a Bentley.

[golfwidow]

Sweet. I got Claired.

[Darth Curt]

Hey Lobster... that's nothing. I drove a 1976 Audi Fox Station Wagon (I graduated in 1992). My parents bought it used in 78 for my Sister, and then it got handed down thru my other 3 siblings until it got to me. I had to start it like a Cesna. The key no longer worked the ignition at all. I loved that car.

[funniegrrl]

Man you people are spoiled ... I didn't have a car AT ALL until I bought my first (a $400 '73 Pontiac LeMans, aka "the land yacht") in 1988 at the age of 27.

'sall relative I guess ...

[funniegrrl]

Man you people are spoiled ... I didn't have a car AT ALL until I bought my first (a $400 '73 Pontiac LeMans, aka "the land yacht") in 1988 at the age of 27.

'sall relative I guess ...

[christofer]

I had a car. But it didn't run. Had to push it to school. Uphill. Both ways.

[Christobol]

Car? Sure, it was just a box of razor blades with marbles glued to the bottom, but it was a car to me.

[Rick]

I don't get this. "police are CONSIDERING charges?" How about insurance fraud? How does that sound?

[Sarcasmo]

Baby Blue '79 Ford Fairmont (in 1994). Heck yes, it was a babe magnet.

[lobstersaver]

Darth,

Touche.

I do have to admit, though, it was always fun trying to merge onto the parkway, only picking up enough speed to putter along after turning off the radio and heater. Plus, I never had to worry about speeding b/c the car really couldn't go much over 50.

[pogo]

'55 Ford Crown Vic (the original Crown Vic)in 1965. Her name was Rocinante. (Check your literary references there.) Many "firsts" occured in that car. Wish I still had it.

[Christobol]

Dark blue '67 Ford Fairlane 500 (in '85). Heck yes, it was a babe magnet (polarity reversed).

[Sarcasmo]

Polarity Reversed

*snork* me too c'bol, me too.

[Mr.Fishair]

"Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN."

"Yo moma's so poor, she drives a BM"

(man, somebody's moma's gonna kick my a@@)

[Christobol]

"Yo mama's so poor, she drives the Continental GT instead of the Arnage sedan, which is, like $80K more, you know."

[Sarcasmo]

Yo mama's so fat, poor, and stupid she sits in an RV on her front lawn nursing a monkey and hanging out with a bunch of reptiles.

Boo-yah.

[Sarcasmo]

Also, she's on a hunger strike.

That is all.

[DougBo]

Poverty sucks.

[igloo]

Apparently, so does the Monkey.

[U.O]

pogo -- COOL car ... Her? name ... I thot Rosinante was male? ... been a long time since I discovered him/her/it ... mebbe Rocinante is the feminine spelling ... (Dang! Did not mean (not knot mein) to get into spell-check mode ... )

It is certainly big-hearted of this kid's mother to let her son have a fancy car ... does that make her a Big Mother? (Or merely a Dumb Mother ...?)

[Sondra]

First car - in 1973, a 1968 MG B, Brittish racing green - weighed 1,200 lbs, I could push start it by myself - guess how I know?

[AlanBoss]

A '68 Dodge Dart. Rust. And I do mean rust. In the winter I had to let it warm up for 20 minutes or it wouldn't make it off the street.

[warcrygirl]

Brainy Jello, I had a B210 (station wagon) too! Only it was my second car (my first being a beat-up Honda that was more bondo than red) and I called it The Burgandy Bomber. The driver's seat was just springs; I had to put a towel over it in the summer so I wouldn't burn the backs of my thighs. When I wore shorts the short-leg would get caught on one of the springs and go SPROINNNNNG! everytime I would get out of it.

[Yo Momma Jokes]

Awesome site - gotta love yo momma!