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Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | April 27, 2005 at 06:46 AM
(Sigh) I miss college.
Posted by: Bucket | April 27, 2005 at 06:46 AM
I get a rash just thinking of Harvard.
Posted by: Balanchine | April 27, 2005 at 06:49 AM
A 36-hour beer supply made available right after the party will do wonders towards easing the discomfort of a party rash.
Deanna Dong sounds like some kind of bad MIT prank name for a Harvard student.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 27, 2005 at 06:51 AM
"..Irritation in clinic logs"..“Afterwards, my nipples really hurt.." Wow..Irritated logs and sore nipples...Party on Dudes..
Posted by: Sean | April 27, 2005 at 06:55 AM
"Even now, my skin hurts a bit when I apply pressure"
Amazing.
Does it hurt when I do this? (smacks upside the head)
Student: Doc, it hurts when I apply pressure.
Doc: Stop applying pressure. Idiot.
Posted by: casey | April 27, 2005 at 07:05 AM
"Even now, my skin hurts a bit when I apply pressure"
Amazing.
Does it hurt when I do this? (smacks upside the head)
Student: Doc, it hurts when I apply pressure.
Doc: Stop applying pressure. Idiot.
Posted by: casey | April 27, 2005 at 07:06 AM
"Mather HoCo Social Chair Walker C. Stanovsky ’06"
What exactly is a "Social Chair Walker"?
Posted by: Darth Curt | April 27, 2005 at 07:07 AM
Hey! Sis done good.
Posted by: Ding | April 27, 2005 at 09:17 AM
"...said the rash of skin irritations is..."
Rash of irritations
Puh - leeez
Posted by: Sondra | April 27, 2005 at 10:15 AM
News story quote of the week so far:
“Afterwards, my nipples really hurt,” said a male sophomore in Mather House who asked not to be named. “I loved Mather Lather, but this is kind of weird.”
Posted by: sct72 | April 27, 2005 at 01:12 PM
Yeah, I can attest that Facebook is raging completely out of control. I'm in a group called "I Love Emeril LaGasse."
Posted by: Doug | April 27, 2005 at 01:41 PM
Ms. Deanna Dong = Men and Gonads
Posted by: insomniac | April 27, 2005 at 02:01 PM
We値l work to prevent it next year.
Sounds like the guy who beat his head against an Ivy-clad brick wall ... said it felt so good when he stopped ...
DUH fer DUMB!
If it makes you itch, DO NOT DO IT!!!
Best preventative measure known in the medical field ...
Posted by: U.O | April 27, 2005 at 02:29 PM
They say that if your (not you're or ewer) palm itches, you're (not your or ewer) going to get something. I say if your nipples itch, you've already got it.
Posted by: Dartful Codger | April 27, 2005 at 05:44 PM
D.C. --
LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: U.O | April 27, 2005 at 07:23 PM