THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using frozen sausage.

(Thanks to many, many people)

Comments

[MOTW]

a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

Ah, yes of course. I can clearly see the need for anonymity where flying frozen sausage is involved.

[Darth Curt]

Flying Frozen Sausage WBAGNFARB

[Brad]

Hilarious. My friend in the UK sent me this one this morning. He thought it was funny because of a moment we shared last time he was out here in SoCal. No, not that kind of moment, and it had nothing to do with sausage!

I had just picked up Louis at LAX, and was driving down Century Blvd, when an SUV cut in front of us and slowed down, which I had anticipated and began braking to be cautious and still had to pound the brake pedal to the floor to keep from hitting him.

So as Louis is almost bracing for a collision, I say, "Dude, reach in the glove compartment and get my gun." and he turned five shades of white, which is really white for an English bloke (see recent tan pictures of Tony Blaire if you don't believe me). I was kidding of course. We laughed hysterically for 20 minutes while we moved 200 feet south on the 405.

[MOTW]

Brad, after reading your amusing anecdote, I sincerely hope you are not the same as Brad SMFTC ... He is blind and often made cracks about driving. Haven't heard from him in ages.

[insomniac]

i guess this is what the Brits call 'head-bangers'.

[DougBo]

We've got frozen flying sausage and Spam, Eggs Sausage and Spam, Eggs sausage spam and porkchops and spam, spam spam spam spam bacon eggs and spam, spam spam pancakes eggs spam and spam, spam spam spam spam spam eggs spam sausage and spam....

[casey]

MOTW, that's weird, I was just thinking whatever happened to SMFTC this morning.

[Sondra]

What about the baked beans? That's no got much spam in it.

[Sondra]

What about the baked beans? That's not got much spam in it.

[DougBo]

Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

[the happy penguin]

spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam...spamitty spam, oh wonderful spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!

[Sondra]

Haven't you got anything that hasn't got Spam in it?

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...

[DougBo]

ya know, I've been posting on and off for years, and anytime I mention the MP Spam skit this happens.
How very cool.

[kibby F5�]

DougBo, we're just a captive audience - and incredibly BORED!

I've often worried about Flying Frozen Sausages. I, and I think you'll agree with me, would not be upset to see this species become extinct.

Them, along with Cher and Barry "What's-his-name".

[U.O]

This may be a good spot (if there is one, actually) to mention my experience of earlier today ...

I was in B&N, and the kiddie book area had a storyteller there, entertaining the tots and shilling books ...

Music accompanied the program:

We all live in a Yellow Submarine ...
A Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine ...
We all live in a Yellow Submarine ...

Hey, I'm just sharing -- my earwig is your earwig ...

[Federal Duck]

Does this remind anyone else of the burrito scene in Anchorman with Jack Black?

Where are you, Ron?

I'm in a glass cage of emotion!!!