THE MIDDLE EAST
it's flaring up again.
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April 29, 2005
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So much for the "Don't harm the environment" merit badge.
Posted by: Bill the ivory billed Woodpecker | April 29, 2005 at 11:01 AM
3000 dunams of Golan brush??
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 29, 2005 at 11:06 AM
I'm just burning mad about this.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 29, 2005 at 11:11 AM
we have conducted our investigation and have reached the conclusion that the blaze was the direct result of hot chit.
Posted by: local law enforcement | April 29, 2005 at 11:19 AM
Hmmm... Middle East is flaring up. What did they fight the fire with? Preparation H?
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | April 29, 2005 at 11:28 AM
How many helpings of campfire beans did this kid eat beforehand? 'Cos that's one helluva blaze he started.
Posted by: golfwidow | April 29, 2005 at 11:47 AM
That's why my dad always taught us to put the used toilet paper in some other kids backpack.
And we never even went hiking.
Posted by: Christobol | April 29, 2005 at 11:58 AM
So, how 'bout some random ramparts for a Friday afternoon?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 12:13 PM
That's quite a story, about the bra, there, MKJ. How did you happen on that, anyway?
Posted by: Doug | April 29, 2005 at 12:17 PM
Nice one, MJK-
Seems the pharoes(?) liked big un's also!
Posted by: DougDoots | April 29, 2005 at 12:22 PM
"You can ring my beellll, ring my bell . . . "
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 12:23 PM
"You can ring my beellll, ring my bell . . . "
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 12:25 PM
Any real man should have a John Wayne leather toilet paper holder
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 12:37 PM
Someone on another blog told me this reminded him of Bubba Ho-Tep
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 12:42 PM
That stinks.
Posted by: Josh | April 29, 2005 at 12:56 PM
From the Egyptian bra listing:
Obviously some of the magic power of the great pyramid was transferred into this bra while it was laying at the bottom of the pyramid.
Well, duh.
Posted by: Fink-Nottle | April 29, 2005 at 01:13 PM
No? Then howza 'bout a DIY Freaky meat skeleton boy wife beater?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 01:17 PM
. . . but I digress . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2005 at 01:18 PM
This is the reason I carry pinecones and vials of living dung beetles when I'm treking through the back woods.
Posted by: DaBlade | April 29, 2005 at 01:24 PM
3000 dunams of Golan brush in the Nahal Samach nature preserve
...getting back on track...
Why does Qatzrin fire chief, Lahav Yair Elyakim t act like this kid did the right thing? Is the kid mentally challenged, and they don't want him prosecuted?
Posted by: Sondra | April 29, 2005 at 01:28 PM
3000 dunams of Golan brush in the Nahal Samach nature preserve
...getting back on track...
Why does Qatzrin fire chief, Lahav Yair Elyakim act like this kid did the right thing? Is the kid mentally challenged, and they don't want him prosecuted?
Posted by: Sondra | April 29, 2005 at 01:28 PM
That's how the pyramids got so big. Mystery solved. The slaves just had to build pyramids that were quite tiny, and then they put the magic bra on them... 3 months later, boom! Giant Pyramids of Giza!
Posted by: Darth Curt | April 29, 2005 at 01:46 PM
Dat funny, Darth -
Posted by: Gigglebot | April 29, 2005 at 02:12 PM
Darth - yeah, except they ended up with 3 pyramids.
*ponders*
Huh. That IS magic.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 29, 2005 at 03:37 PM
BOT, y'all....
Posted by: EB | April 29, 2005 at 05:11 PM
I guess the Beatles visited the Pyramids -
Obladi oblada life goes on bra...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on bra...
Lala how the life goes on.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | April 29, 2005 at 05:42 PM
*leaves beach at Ipanema and flies off to Great Pyramid to lend a hand...or two. if that lady is gonna drown those puppies, Stupendous Man wants the one with the pink nose*
Posted by: Stupendous Man | April 29, 2005 at 06:22 PM
Fiery Golan Bush wbag ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: U.O | April 29, 2005 at 07:39 PM
Who knew a guy in a park could simulate a missle attack with a TP explosion?
Posted by: Alex | April 29, 2005 at 11:34 PM
Of course you don't leave garbage behind!
'Garbage' being defined as that which is not biodegradable. As even any child who doesn't yet understand biomatter knows, TP degrades so well, it's nearly molecules once it gets wet.
I bet this guy would would have set fire to his lunch too:
"That apple core would just sit there forever! I had to burn down the forest!"
"Something would have eaten the apple core, you idiot."
"Ew, no! That's just nasty. They never mentioned that in hiking club."
An appropriate punishment would involve him *always* having to use flaming TP.
Posted by: marlodianne | April 30, 2005 at 01:52 AM
A thirty-inch burrito. D'ye think he's compensatin' for somethin'?
Posted by: killy | May 01, 2005 at 04:34 AM
frustrated men... no wonder the middle east is flaring up again... ;)
read what Israeli women fill about morning sex: "It’s highly unlikely anyone will convince me of the joys of morning sex. But this fails to deter any of the men who insist I’m attractive as I awake."
Posted by: Al Z. Voie | May 02, 2005 at 12:14 AM
This boy was not only playing with matches but used toilet paper as well. Maybe it's just me but it's a rule of mine to not burn or touch anything that has been used as toilet paper.
Posted by: jeff | May 02, 2005 at 12:50 PM