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April 29, 2005

THE MIDDLE EAST

it's flaring up again.

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So much for the "Don't harm the environment" merit badge.

3000 dunams of Golan brush??

I'm just burning mad about this.

we have conducted our investigation and have reached the conclusion that the blaze was the direct result of hot chit.

Hmmm... Middle East is flaring up. What did they fight the fire with? Preparation H?

How many helpings of campfire beans did this kid eat beforehand? 'Cos that's one helluva blaze he started.

That's why my dad always taught us to put the used toilet paper in some other kids backpack.

And we never even went hiking.

So, how 'bout some random ramparts for a Friday afternoon?

That's quite a story, about the bra, there, MKJ. How did you happen on that, anyway?

Nice one, MJK-
Seems the pharoes(?) liked big un's also!

"You can ring my beellll, ring my bell . . . "

"You can ring my beellll, ring my bell . . . "


Any real man should have a John Wayne leather toilet paper holder

Someone on another blog told me this reminded him of Bubba Ho-Tep

That stinks.

From the Egyptian bra listing:

Obviously some of the magic power of the great pyramid was transferred into this bra while it was laying at the bottom of the pyramid.

Well, duh.


No? Then howza 'bout a DIY Freaky meat skeleton boy wife beater?

. . . but I digress . . .

This is the reason I carry pinecones and vials of living dung beetles when I'm treking through the back woods.

3000 dunams of Golan brush in the Nahal Samach nature preserve

...getting back on track...


Why does Qatzrin fire chief, Lahav Yair Elyakim t act like this kid did the right thing? Is the kid mentally challenged, and they don't want him prosecuted?

3000 dunams of Golan brush in the Nahal Samach nature preserve

...getting back on track...


Why does Qatzrin fire chief, Lahav Yair Elyakim act like this kid did the right thing? Is the kid mentally challenged, and they don't want him prosecuted?

That's how the pyramids got so big. Mystery solved. The slaves just had to build pyramids that were quite tiny, and then they put the magic bra on them... 3 months later, boom! Giant Pyramids of Giza!

Dat funny, Darth -

Darth - yeah, except they ended up with 3 pyramids.

*ponders*

Huh. That IS magic.

BOT, y'all....

I guess the Beatles visited the Pyramids -

Obladi oblada life goes on bra...
Lala how the life goes on...
Obladi Oblada life goes on bra...
Lala how the life goes on.

*leaves beach at Ipanema and flies off to Great Pyramid to lend a hand...or two. if that lady is gonna drown those puppies, Stupendous Man wants the one with the pink nose*

Fiery Golan Bush wbag ... um ... nevermind ...

Who knew a guy in a park could simulate a missle attack with a TP explosion?

Of course you don't leave garbage behind!

'Garbage' being defined as that which is not biodegradable. As even any child who doesn't yet understand biomatter knows, TP degrades so well, it's nearly molecules once it gets wet.

I bet this guy would would have set fire to his lunch too:

"That apple core would just sit there forever! I had to burn down the forest!"

"Something would have eaten the apple core, you idiot."

"Ew, no! That's just nasty. They never mentioned that in hiking club."

An appropriate punishment would involve him *always* having to use flaming TP.

A thirty-inch burrito. D'ye think he's compensatin' for somethin'?

frustrated men... no wonder the middle east is flaring up again... ;)
read what Israeli women fill about morning sex: "It’s highly unlikely anyone will convince me of the joys of morning sex. But this fails to deter any of the men who insist I’m attractive as I awake."

This boy was not only playing with matches but used toilet paper as well. Maybe it's just me but it's a rule of mine to not burn or touch anything that has been used as toilet paper.

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