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TOO MUCH BASS! I got a nasty nic.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | April 01, 2005 at 05:43 AM
free their stubble whilst listening to their favourite music
And it comes in His and Hers models! What more could a consumer ask for?
Posted by: MOTW | April 01, 2005 at 05:45 AM
I'm waiting for the iPod Toothbrush and the iPod Navel Fuzz Zapper, myself.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 01, 2005 at 05:47 AM
My only complaint is that if the "Her" needs a shaver so she can shave at any point in the day, whenever that stubble gets too long, there's something a little wrong here.
Posted by: DanielSon | April 01, 2005 at 05:47 AM
I am teaching Creative Writing students how to use a blog. Please comment.
Liz Randall
Posted by: liz randall | April 01, 2005 at 05:49 AM
as long as they dont shave whilst listening to tunes whilst riding on public transportation.....
Posted by: queensbee | April 01, 2005 at 05:49 AM
Thanks for seeing me, Doc. I also suffer from an ear hair malady. Is this the product for me?
Posted by: andy lichter | April 01, 2005 at 05:50 AM
"Hey Baby, wanna shave my back hair?"
"Ewwwwww. No!"
"You can listen to Chumba Wumba while you do it."
"Oh, okay! Mind if I take of my shirt?"
Posted by: Christobol | April 01, 2005 at 05:50 AM
So now I need my cell phone, pager, IPod, IPoo and IShaverPod. Unfortunately my belt can't hold up that many accessories so I am forced to drag my pants behind me as I walk....
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 01, 2005 at 05:50 AM
A great gift idea!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 01, 2005 at 05:54 AM
Re: iPoo. In some places, your nose serves as a GPS device for finding the nearest facility.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 01, 2005 at 05:56 AM
Products by iFools?
Posted by: slyeyes | April 01, 2005 at 05:58 AM
I'm singin' whilst I shave
Just singin' whilst I shave!
What a glorious feeling,
I'm so happy, I rave
Not a cell in my brain
I belt out my refrain
I'm singin', just singin' whilst I shave.
Latest hit song by Barry Manilow
Posted by: MOTW | April 01, 2005 at 06:06 AM
Now, sly, what an excellent idea.
iGloo - tent building kit for those frequent polar cap expeditions.
iDo - electronic calming device for those suffering from wedding day jeebies.
iBlew - reassurance device for those needing to apologize to someone.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 01, 2005 at 06:07 AM
iI - for the sailor with a sore throat who can't voice his assent to an order.
Posted by: MOTW | April 01, 2005 at 06:12 AM
MOTW- ay yi yi!
Posted by: Blogchik | April 01, 2005 at 06:18 AM
*lame math joke*
ii = -1
*the nickname for Illinois Institute of Technology
(IIT) is 'minus T'*
Posted by: insomniac | April 01, 2005 at 06:46 AM
Daylight Shaving Time
Posted by: Esther | April 01, 2005 at 06:51 AM
Well, I never.......
You know a blog lacks class when every other thread involves candid discussion about excretory functions.
Posted by: Judith Martin | April 01, 2005 at 06:59 AM
Cue Music...
Just Get Your Nicks...On Route 66...
Posted by: Cody Pendent | April 01, 2005 at 07:02 AM
excuse me while iVomit
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | April 01, 2005 at 07:02 AM
People, People. Notice the date? Although, after having seen many of the sites posted on this blog, this could be an actual for real product as opposed to an April 1 product. I'm personally waiting on the I-Clip attachment for my toe nails.
Posted by: Zaphod | April 01, 2005 at 07:04 AM
You know, Judith, if you've never, you should try it. Might relieve some of the tension.
Oh, and all your shavings are belong to us.
Posted by: Jenny from the Hub | April 01, 2005 at 07:05 AM
Where's the iBooger? Can't I listen to my tunes while doing that?
Posted by: Higgy | April 01, 2005 at 07:06 AM
Jenny,
I might consider it, if you'll send me a picture of you naked.
Posted by: Judith Martin | April 01, 2005 at 07:09 AM
I always keep my iToot with me.
Posted by: Leetie | April 01, 2005 at 07:14 AM
You guys do know it's April Fools, right?
Posted by: William F. Cook | April 01, 2005 at 07:23 AM
Stupid is as stupid does, Mr. Cook.
Posted by: Forrest Gump | April 01, 2005 at 08:03 AM
Every day is April Fools here at the Dave Barry (not Berry) Blog.
Posted by: hayduke lives | April 01, 2005 at 08:49 AM
It would seem that the possibilities are endless for IPOD attachments. How about a vibrator attachment so you can listen to music and.. well you know. they could call it the i-OHHHH.
Posted by: Just Curious | April 01, 2005 at 08:49 AM
What a nifty little idea. I think we could all use an express shave every now and then.
Posted by: Dawnya | April 01, 2005 at 08:55 AM
Dave, this post is an April Fool's joke, right?
It is, isn't it?
Is it?
I feel helpless.
Posted by: Dumb Brunette | April 01, 2005 at 09:17 AM
I was dissapointed by the "Pocket Party" at the bottom of the page.
Posted by: hmmmm | April 01, 2005 at 09:39 AM
Apparently this was posted on the Apple Japan site for the first half of April 1...
Posted by: McBruce | April 01, 2005 at 10:02 AM
Isn't IO the really volcanic moon of Jupiter? Well, I guess it's appropriate then...
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | April 01, 2005 at 10:35 AM
As a card-carrying member, and president of the itty bitty bladder club, I thought the ipoo was a GREAT idea.
Posted by: wilbotsgirl | April 01, 2005 at 01:27 PM
Thank God, because, you know, trying to operate a radio and a razor seperately was so confusing.
Posted by: Sondra | April 02, 2005 at 07:29 AM