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April 23, 2005

OK, SO THERE ARE NO FINGERS IN WENDY'S CHILI

But that does not mean that consumers can let their guards down.

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Did the snake pop out of the can suddenly making a "boing" sound?

Also, "Snake Fingers" would be a good name for a Wendy's side dish. So long as it tasted like chicken.

I canned believe this. This is snout something you hear everyday.

Okay so a google search turns up this fine item . . .

What did the can do to deserve that? Why didn't they just cut the snake's head off and spare the poor innocent can?

Grandpa looks better than ever. And he set all those Olympic track and field rcords when he still had his teeth.

Grandpa looks better than ever. And he set all those Olympic track and field rcords when he still had his teeth.

What is a "squeel" ... and why would I want one ...?

Moreover, why would you want a dozen of them? They seem to sell these theings by the gross.

The tiny nation of Pretoria? Somebody better get over to Spooner St. and stop the president from annexing Joe's pool before it's too late.

A snouted snake snorts soda...canned cobra coke?

there are no fingers in the chili Dave??

..damn

mmmmmm, canned snake.....aummgmmmmgmm

Now all of the snake's buddies, who were watching this little drama unfold from a safe distance, have decided to undertake a major evolutionary shift. They're going to disguise their previous triangular-shaped heads to look like rusty cooldrink cans. The next person who comes along to rescue one will receive a quick cobra kiss on the arm and then....

I wonder if snakes think people taste like chicken.

Top of Page:
"Eat and Don't Die"

Good advice from the South African President.
I'm pretty sure I was fed snake by an old Miccosucci woman.

So, is it OK to have the chicken, um, fingers again? They taste just like chicken.

Used to, anyway.

Snakes don't have fingers..... coincidince?????

W Canned Cobra Coke BAGNFARB?

Yes.

This smacks of a Captain Jalal publicity stunt.

But would Captain Jalal get this much free publicity if he merely bit the top off a soda pop can?

Who is Captain Jalal? Like Captain Hook?

If snakes had fingers, I'll run, but not in a maraphon, because I'm fat, like my mom.

Dangit.

I thought for sure the woman had unconvered the real reason why I am always getting "the finger" at Wendy's.

I'm sure it couldn't have been related to my spontaneous comments every time I ordered something in the driveup and, instead of getting what I ordered, got whatever it was they decided I ought to have. No way it could have been that.

That finger was real.

(And somewhere, a finger donor expecting to become wildly rich beyond is dreams is quietly muttering "damn, damn damn!" ...)

Nice to meet you too, sara. I introduce viruses to unsuspecting grandmothers.

Twenty-first century dinning out
Will leave queasy diners in doubt
New things that you
Can find on the menu
Are digital chili and canned cobra snout.

SLOWLAYNE!

How are you, man? Long time no post.

I'm a little surprised this hasn't shown up yet ... this thread has made this an earwig for me ... so i'll share with y'all ...

Rain coming down and the roof won’t hold her
Well I lost my job and I feel a little older
Car won’t run and our love’s grown colder
Maybe things will get a little better in the morning
Maybe things will get a little better

The clothes need washing and the fire won’t start
Kids all crying and you’re breaking my heart
Whole damned place is falling apart but
Maybe things will get a little better in the morning
Maybe things will get a little better

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
Bony fingers, bony fingers

I’ve been broke just as long as I remember
Well I get a little money; I gotta run and spend her
When I try to save it pretty woman come and take it
Maybe things will get a little better in the morning

 

Maybe things will get a little better

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
Bony fingers, bony fingers

Grass won’t grow and the sun’s too hot
The whole darned world is going to pot
You might as well like it cause I’m all that you’ve got
Maybe things will get a little better in the morning
Maybe things will get a little better

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?

Bony fingers, bony fingers

Rain coming down and the roof won’t hold her
Well I lost my job and I feel a little older
Car won’t run and our love’s grown colder
Maybe things will get a little better in the morning
Maybe things will get a little better

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
Bony fingers, bony fingers

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
Bony fingers, bony fingers

ATTN: Locusts is starting. That is all.

U.O, you go, man. Hoyt Axton (and you used a lotta brain cells for a lotta years remembering the words). That's old. You sure you don't have an autographed copy of the Bible?

I am going to liven up this deserted weekend Fogeyville by telling everyone that Dart eats worms on a regular basis and ask what kind of decent human would do that.

So here we go: Dart eats worms on a regular basis. What kind of decent human would do that?

D.C. --

tnx muchly 4 being impressed with my geezer memory, but I gotta burst the bubble and confess ... all I hadda do was take that refrain that kept running thru my head every time the "finger in the chili" thread was brought back for one more go-round ... and google it ...

Well, okay, I remembered MOST of it ... but had a little help ... and yeah, it WAS a long time ago ... half a lifetime ... or more ... for moi ownself ... that's old, innit?

and no, I'm not much into autographs ... I don't think fast enuf ... when his Daveness was commenting on my shirt, I din't think to have him sign it ... or to get someone to take a photo of him with it, either ... old and slow ... c'est moi!

and la vie.

Hello! I am Prince Buto. One of our mutual friends has indicate to me that you have interest in doubling your money in new business ventures. I have inside market on patented new Soda Can Snout Cobra Trap and Bonus Fishwhistle!! Please send me your bank account number and e-mail for valuable materials! Happy Coca Cola Blessings and peace sign.

hmm, I almost think that's spam, but can't bring myself to hate him.
And that e-mail is very familiar...
But anyone who includes a bonus fishwhistle with a soda can snout cobra trap is ok in my book. Is that a valid addy, Prince? I am definitely interested in doubling my money, because then I could almost buy a new soda can snout cobra trap (w/ bonus fishwhistle).

value addered, Marvin. har

As an alert consumer, I try not to let my guard down ... not in public at least.

value addered, Marvin. har

As an alert consumer, I try not to let my guard down ... not in public at least.

The people at Burger King started these rumors about Wendy's and Ronald McDonald began to initiate more lies.
But nobody talks about the ears in the chef salads,or the toes in the relish.
You see there's alot out there just waiting for you.
This began when the big pizza makers started counting rat hairs back in the 1970's.It turned out all of them had rat hairs.

The people at Burger King started these rumors about Wendy's and Ronald McDonald began to initiate more lies.
But nobody talks about the ears in the chef salads,or the toes in the relish.
You see there's alot out there just waiting for you.
This began when the big pizza makers started counting rat hairs back in the 1970's.It turned out all of them had rat hairs.

William - all of them had rat hairs

Who? The pizza makers or the pizzas?

William - all of them had rat hairs

Who? The pizza makers or the pizzas?

I came up with a solution for the rat hair in the food problem yeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrs ago - Shave yer rats!

BTW - Shaved Rats - WBAGNFARB?

where are you ???? i am being sentimental, and rememebering when I learned your music taught me ....while I was young and easily in love... your music is incredible....still.
I'm a great affectiontto....
I am excited to hear new stuff from you.
P.S. i am an horrible speller

Do you know ???

where are you ???? i am being sentimental, and rememebering when I learned your music taught me ....while I was young and easily in love... your music is incredible....still.
I'm a great affectiontto....
I am excited to hear new stuff from you.
P.S. i am an horrible speller

Do you know ???

where are you ???? i am being sentimental, and rememebering when I learned your music taught me ....while I was young and easily in love... your music is incredible....still.
I'm a great affectiontto....
I am excited to hear new stuff from you.
P.S. i am an horrible speller

Do you know ???

Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.

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