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April 22, 2005
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Why is the first line in Piratese? Is that somehow related to lobster farming? Are the lobster farmers ex-pirates?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | April 22, 2005 at 05:24 AM
Prairie Lobsters may not be a great NFARB, but would definitely be a good name for a country-western group.
Marv: was wonderin' the same thing...did National Talk Like a Pirate day begin without my knowing?
Posted by: wha'happened? | April 22, 2005 at 05:31 AM
Just when I thought I didn't need more reason to avoid eating saltwater cockroaches, they come out with pigbarn cockroaches.
There ain't enough butter in the world...
Posted by: Christobol | April 22, 2005 at 05:38 AM
So, does the quarter-pound lobster come with cheese and fries? Can I biggie size that order?
Posted by: casey | April 22, 2005 at 06:01 AM
Menu item change at Red Lobster®
Sty Lobster in lieu of Rock Lobster.
Posted by: igloo | April 22, 2005 at 06:19 AM
Say what you will, nothing will ever bring Bubba back.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 22, 2005 at 06:42 AM
Yes, but will they cough up hairballs?
Posted by: Lairbo | April 22, 2005 at 07:04 AM
I had prairie lobsters on my prairie oysters, but a spray got rid of them.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | April 22, 2005 at 07:23 AM
I had prairie lobsters on my prairie oysters, but a spray got rid of them.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | April 22, 2005 at 07:45 AM
I guess lobsters went hog wild.
Posted by: opiesgirl | April 22, 2005 at 11:11 AM
M/PA -- My bad! At first glance, I thot your post said "Sex Pirates" ... oh, well ...
Mebbe the lead line is in pirate talk 'cuz that's the way Manitobans talk, Eh?
Posted by: U.O | April 22, 2005 at 05:22 PM