DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
(Thanks to Sondra Anderson)
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April 27, 2005
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Posted by: Federal Duck | April 27, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Wow, am I first?
Posted by: Imnotfirst | April 27, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Now we know why Bangi hangs out on this blog... she was probably part of the ring.
Shm on u,Bangi!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 27, 2005 at 11:48 AM
Yes, you are!
*gives you a cookie and a pat on the back*
Posted by: Federal Duck | April 27, 2005 at 11:49 AM
It's not nice to befool Bangladeshi Mother Nature.
*congrats, Sondra*
P.S. Nice to see you again, Fed. Duck!
Posted by: MOTW | April 27, 2005 at 11:50 AM
I hate it when people befool me.
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 27, 2005 at 12:09 PM
Somewhere - Do you think it besmirched their plan?
Posted by: MOTW | April 27, 2005 at 12:13 PM
Befooling always leads to besmirching generally immediately followed by bebombing or becrushing of cars.
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 27, 2005 at 12:15 PM
What Mr. T would say if he were a Bangladeshi:
I pity Befool! I pity Befool!
Posted by: Guin | April 27, 2005 at 12:23 PM
That Khairuzzaman Chowdhury is one tough guy.
Posted by: miss b | April 27, 2005 at 12:24 PM
I know this sounds mean, but I think the guy who smuggled that stuff in got exactly what he deserved, except for one thing - he needs a swift kick in the keester from a steel toed boot. I'm glad that Khair-whatever-his-name-is IS a tough guy.
Posted by: Aunt Nancy | April 27, 2005 at 12:47 PM
Where's Bangi when you need her? I'm curious what the local folks thought of this.
I personally thought it was great. Let the punishment fit the customs declaration.
Posted by: Flash | April 27, 2005 at 01:15 PM
Flash-
I can tell you that her response will not contain the following:
a,e,i,o,u
Posted by: elle | April 27, 2005 at 01:44 PM
Cash-strapped Bangladesh is trying hard to increase domestic revenue ahead of announcing the budget for the 2005-06 fiscal year, beginning next July.
Maybe if the goverment merely confiscated it, then sold it in an auction or some-such, they'd be less cash-strapped.
Posted by: Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel | April 27, 2005 at 01:47 PM
Homer (acting as Mr. Burns' assistant):" Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. Your car has been crushed and is now a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
Posted by: insomniac | April 27, 2005 at 01:57 PM
Mike "Mad's Dork" Weasel,
My thoughts, exactly!
Posted by: Sondra | April 27, 2005 at 06:23 PM
Next time they do something like that, they should talk to me first. I'd gladly trade the scrap metal of mine that's sitting out front for the scrap metal they found.
Posted by: Jimmy | April 27, 2005 at 07:15 PM
"Now...It's garbage." Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison, The Odd Couple.
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 27, 2005 at 08:39 PM
"Time to Take out the TRASH!" Homer Simpson, The Simpsons.
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2005 at 06:37 AM
All I wanted to do when I read that article was cry.... you can't just scrap a Mercedes... WAHHH
Posted by: MzVette | April 28, 2005 at 03:38 PM