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April 25, 2005

CULTURAL UPDATE

Apparently in other countries, parades are more recreational.

(Thanks to Loran Waldron)

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Ow.

I think I should have stretched before reading that.

He must be the Morale Officer.

"We got the flag we got the flag Russia!
We got the flag control the flag Russia yeah!"

Third! (Hi, Judi!)

Okay Vlad, everybody knows you're double-jointed. Now get back in line.

Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?

Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?

what he's REALLY thinking:

"Ow, ow. Help? Anyone? Little help over here? Guys? Comrades? Sargeant?"

I guess they need to stretch because they march like the Rockettes. Speaking of a complete lack of segues, did anyone watch Locusts last night? At one point undersecretary of Agriculture Xena looked at her pregnancy test device, which displayed the fully spelled word "pregnant." Undersecretary Xena then examined the pregnancy test box, as if to get the definition.

looks like a GREAT day for a parade too!

freezing drizzle, 32 degrees, with an increasing chance of more freezing drizzle.

The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...

The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...

The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...

"Hey Vlad, does this hat make my head look small?"

Can't you easily make any Ken doll do that too?

I'm just glad that his comrade was holding his rifle for him, otherwise someone could have been seriously hurt.

* rrrriiiipppp*

"Damn !, Okay guys? I did the stunt, now am I part of the club? Where's the vodka you promised me? I think I need it 'cause my 'happy place' got pounded pretty hard on my landing., Guys? .."

ow, ow, ow.

that actually makes me little bit nauseous.

Now his crotch is all wet. And not in a good way.

Looks sorta like he mebbe lost an election bet ... ?

Looks sorta like he mebbe lost an election bet ... ?

I did NOT post twice!

Ivan, you saw it ... tell 'em ... as soon as the pain stops ...

I did NOT post twice!

Ivan, you saw it ... tell 'em ... as soon as the pain stops ...

Russian Officer - "Ok, so I fell for the tongue-on-metal-pole trick - but I really didn't think the testicles-on-metal-plaque trick would work the same way...."

U.O

You're makin' me look bad. See exploding frog thread.

I surrender! I surrender!

So very, very wrong.

There should be a "you'll be sorry" warning on this one!

This shows how tough the russian men really are-this guy is actually marching with his balls, left, left, left right left!

tyler

LOL

Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?

Six hours later the blog re-posts my double post?! Sheesh!

U.O. - I think you're off the hook.

Actually this guy talked back to the Sgt and now he has to drop to his heel and toe and give 'em twenty, up, down, up, down, OOOOOoWWWWW, Sarge, can I stop now?!?!?

The conversation was exactly something like this:

"Hey, buddy. Can you hold my gun for a sec? I gotta do something quick."

"Uh, okay."

"Gahh, errrk, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh yeah, that's good."

"What are you. . . UGH! You sick bastard!! Take this back, right frickin now. Jezus. Have some shame, you freak. Get back here right now, or I'll shoot you with your own gun, you sick bastard."

"Don't knock it till you try it, pal."

(funnier in the native Russian.)

Six hours later the blog re-posts my double post?! Sheesh!

U.O. - I think you're off the hook.

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