CULTURAL UPDATE
Apparently in other countries, parades are more recreational.
(Thanks to Loran Waldron)
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April 25, 2005
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Ow.
I think I should have stretched before reading that.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 25, 2005 at 04:52 AM
He must be the Morale Officer.
"We got the flag we got the flag Russia!
We got the flag control the flag Russia yeah!"
Posted by: Christobol | April 25, 2005 at 04:55 AM
Third! (Hi, Judi!)
Posted by: Trystan Shout | April 25, 2005 at 05:04 AM
Okay Vlad, everybody knows you're double-jointed. Now get back in line.
Posted by: MKJ | April 25, 2005 at 05:04 AM
Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?
Posted by: Trystan Shout | April 25, 2005 at 05:07 AM
Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?
Posted by: Trystan Shout | April 25, 2005 at 05:17 AM
what he's REALLY thinking:
"Ow, ow. Help? Anyone? Little help over here? Guys? Comrades? Sargeant?"
Posted by: long tall texan | April 25, 2005 at 05:18 AM
I guess they need to stretch because they march like the Rockettes. Speaking of a complete lack of segues, did anyone watch Locusts last night? At one point undersecretary of Agriculture Xena looked at her pregnancy test device, which displayed the fully spelled word "pregnant." Undersecretary Xena then examined the pregnancy test box, as if to get the definition.
Posted by: everysandwich | April 25, 2005 at 05:20 AM
looks like a GREAT day for a parade too!
freezing drizzle, 32 degrees, with an increasing chance of more freezing drizzle.
Posted by: long tall meteorologist | April 25, 2005 at 05:21 AM
The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...
Posted by: Kevin | April 25, 2005 at 05:49 AM
The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...
Posted by: Kevin | April 25, 2005 at 05:50 AM
The Russians show their commitment to democracy by creating a Ministry of Silly Walks...
Posted by: Kevin | April 25, 2005 at 05:50 AM
"Hey Vlad, does this hat make my head look small?"
Posted by: muhead | April 25, 2005 at 06:00 AM
Can't you easily make any Ken doll do that too?
Posted by: D'Artagnan | April 25, 2005 at 06:01 AM
I'm just glad that his comrade was holding his rifle for him, otherwise someone could have been seriously hurt.
Posted by: Wacked without an H | April 25, 2005 at 06:09 AM
* rrrriiiipppp*
"Damn !, Okay guys? I did the stunt, now am I part of the club? Where's the vodka you promised me? I think I need it 'cause my 'happy place' got pounded pretty hard on my landing., Guys? .."
Posted by: insomniac | April 25, 2005 at 06:27 AM
ow, ow, ow.
that actually makes me little bit nauseous.
Posted by: OriginalEnigma | April 25, 2005 at 06:49 AM
Now his crotch is all wet. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Sondra | April 25, 2005 at 06:55 AM
Looks sorta like he mebbe lost an election bet ... ?
Posted by: U.O | April 25, 2005 at 07:47 AM
Looks sorta like he mebbe lost an election bet ... ?
Posted by: U.O | April 25, 2005 at 07:48 AM
I did NOT post twice!
Ivan, you saw it ... tell 'em ... as soon as the pain stops ...
Posted by: U.O | April 25, 2005 at 07:50 AM
I did NOT post twice!
Ivan, you saw it ... tell 'em ... as soon as the pain stops ...
Posted by: U.O | April 25, 2005 at 07:51 AM
Russian Officer - "Ok, so I fell for the tongue-on-metal-pole trick - but I really didn't think the testicles-on-metal-plaque trick would work the same way...."
Posted by: Higgy | April 25, 2005 at 07:53 AM
U.O
You're makin' me look bad. See exploding frog thread.
Posted by: Sondra | April 25, 2005 at 07:54 AM
I surrender! I surrender!
Posted by: U.O | April 25, 2005 at 07:55 AM
So very, very wrong.
There should be a "you'll be sorry" warning on this one!
Posted by: sct72 | April 25, 2005 at 08:52 AM
This shows how tough the russian men really are-this guy is actually marching with his balls, left, left, left right left!
Posted by: tyler | April 25, 2005 at 09:41 AM
tyler
LOL
Posted by: Sondra | April 25, 2005 at 10:17 AM
Jeez, that guy joined the military? Was the ballet company full up? No openings at Cirque du Soleil? Nothing going on with the circus?
Posted by: Trystan Shout | April 25, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Six hours later the blog re-posts my double post?! Sheesh!
U.O. - I think you're off the hook.
Posted by: Trystan Shout | April 25, 2005 at 11:59 AM
Actually this guy talked back to the Sgt and now he has to drop to his heel and toe and give 'em twenty, up, down, up, down, OOOOOoWWWWW, Sarge, can I stop now?!?!?
Posted by: Annie | April 25, 2005 at 02:36 PM
The conversation was exactly something like this:
"Hey, buddy. Can you hold my gun for a sec? I gotta do something quick."
"Uh, okay."
"Gahh, errrk, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh yeah, that's good."
"What are you. . . UGH! You sick bastard!! Take this back, right frickin now. Jezus. Have some shame, you freak. Get back here right now, or I'll shoot you with your own gun, you sick bastard."
"Don't knock it till you try it, pal."
(funnier in the native Russian.)
Posted by: ss | April 25, 2005 at 03:26 PM
Six hours later the blog re-posts my double post?! Sheesh!
U.O. - I think you're off the hook.
Posted by: killy | May 01, 2005 at 04:44 AM