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April 26, 2005

AND THE SO-CALLED "DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY" DOES NOTHING

Snails from Space!

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HA!

Wasn't this a MadTV bit? Or am I thinking of Sesame Street's Pigs In Space.....

I see your HA! and raise you HA! HA!

Yummy! SpaceCargo

"The slimy space travelers began their slow descent back to Earth leaving a trail in their wake which could be seen for hundreds of miles."

some haiku

"Send snails in orbit!"
said Givi Gorgiladze
spaceship escargot

"I will be able
to pick them up and observe"
they sojourn in space

I wonder does Givi
know that "Snails from Space" would be
good name for a band?

Okay, is it just me, or is the guy in the "Stidy" cartoon (on the left column of the news24 site) blatantly groping the female next to him?

You're both groping the female next to him.

Scientists' theories are reeling
When snails get that zero-g feeling
If a snail's loose in space
You'll see its slick trace
On the walls,and the floors and the ceiling!

Scientists' theories are reeling
When snails get that zero-g feeling
If a snail's loose in space
You'll see its slick trace
On the walls,and the floors and the ceiling!

*argh*

No worry Insom. It was actually worth reading twice. ;)

StuffinMad- Choice as usual.

Keep up the good work here!

Mad Mud

Mud Mad

Drunk Breakfast

Brain Bad

"Three-and-half hours after the Soyuz lands, I will be able to pick up the snails and observe them".

Just guessing here, but I'd put money on "they still look like snails"...

Don't they remember that scene from "Alien" where the snail burst out of John Hurt's chest?

Don't tempt fate!

Ah, yes, Jamester ... but these snails will be different (NTTATWWT) ... these will be ...

Snails from Space!

U.O: No they won't, mate. I've flown in an airplane, that doesn't make me "Jamester of the upper atmosphere".

Leastwise, when I so identify myself I don't get discounts on movie tickets or anything...

I says the whole thing be a crock, and we melt some butter...

what is NTTATWWT?

teenage girl who shouldn't be on this blog: NTTATWWT is an acronym for "Noting Ternairy Trends About Tetrahedral Well-Woven Threads."It was first used in research papers in topologic geometry, but the theory extends so neatly to other topics that it's used very frequently in blogs, chat rooms, etc.

Not That There's Any Thing Wrong With That.

But in this case I believe there is something wrong with the fact that you are not in school young lady.

But, fortunately for you, this is a Family Blog and I'm all for a Higher education, so at least while you here, you can't escape learning! HA!

Also, Yep. What Reneviht said.

Another victory for the Society for the Pointless Study of Snails.

Snails from Space

CBS's Movie of the Week, next week; starring Yasmine Bleath.

And here I thought that the space shuttle was supposed to carry cargo...not S-cargo...

Dave B(ickle)- ROTFLMAO!!!

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's delicious.

Snails in space?

Bad idea.

This post is just for fishair

Observations from snail experiments:
Not knowing which way was down, the snails moved very slow and left a slimey trail.
Conclusions: Bringing snails into space was a waste of time and money.

HA! LMAO!

Well, you know what they say.

"April" Showers, thank goodness.

(sssssshhhhhh!)

Snails in space
adidas in heat
lawyers in love
peaches en regalia
moonlight in vermont
bush in the white house
autumn in new york
steve martin in "the jerk"
fly in the ointment
turd in the punchbowl

blog in trouble

"My God, it's full of snails..."

So sly - having seen the multi-talented Yasmin in other meomorable media events......will she be using the snails as uuuuuu a kind of fail safe for the critical "areas" in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

So sly - having seen the multi-talented Yasmin in other meomorable media events......will she be using the snails as uuuuuu a kind of fail safe for the critical "areas" in case of a wardrobe malfunction.

O-tay, Jamester, how about Snails from Saute' Pan into Melted Butter ?

(Which wbagnfarb?)

reneviht - LOL!

Topologic Geometry wbagnfarb

UO - much better! How about we add some trout?

Rainbow, Steelhead, Cutthroat, Brown or Kilgore?

U.O - Large Mouth

U.O - Large Mouth

Bass

Largemouth, Smallmouth, White, Striped, Rock, Sea or Sam ...

Hi Sondra..Now I'm hungry! Is it lunchtime in Guatemala. U.O. You are really on a roll!.......I..no..not buttered...nev...pass the snails please.

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