A NEW WAY TO GET A VIRUS
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April 18, 2005
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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It looks like we're ushering in a new era of pornography.
Posted by: John | April 18, 2005 at 07:48 AM
First (a first for me)
Posted by: Chris | April 18, 2005 at 07:49 AM
Oh shoot, someone beat me to it.
Posted by: Chris | April 18, 2005 at 07:50 AM
It looks like we're ushering in a new era of pornography.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Taste a rainbow!"
Posted by: SteveB | April 18, 2005 at 07:50 AM
fret not, christopher.
you will, one day, have the opportunity to NOT be first again.
Posted by: mom | April 18, 2005 at 07:53 AM
Let me be the first to say: Ewwwwwwww
Posted by: philintexas | April 18, 2005 at 07:53 AM
Looks like porn.
Smells like fish.
Tastes like chicken!
Posted by: tyler | April 18, 2005 at 08:06 AM
Everybody's doin' it,
Doin' it, doin' it,
Lickin' their PC
And chewin' it, chewin' it.
Some say it's dandy.
Some say it's candy.
But it's not.
Posted by: Dartful Codger | April 18, 2005 at 08:25 AM
Key Quote: I proposed the new paradigm of Edible User Interfaces ...
So, if this stuff costs a nickel a taste, and I taste four pairs of nickels worth, would that be two paradigms?
Posted by: U.O | April 18, 2005 at 08:32 AM
OOPS. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Mr.Fishair | April 18, 2005 at 08:34 AM
HOWever ... since I know what's been on my screen -- from various laughter-induced spewings and/or projectile vomiting -- I'm NOT gonna lick my screen ... I don't think so, Tim ...
Posted by: U.O | April 18, 2005 at 08:35 AM
HOWever ... since I know what's been on my screen -- from various laughter-induced spewings and/or projectile vomiting -- I'm NOT gonna lick my screen ... I don't think so, Tim ...
Posted by: U.O | April 18, 2005 at 08:35 AM
Ummm. U.O- pretty sure that four nickles only equals ONE paradigm.... EIGHT nickles is two paradigms.
Posted by: silver | April 18, 2005 at 08:45 AM
Sadly, this blog is where I get most of my technological updates. Not the GOOD ones, mind you, but the ones I pass along to other people.
Posted by: silver | April 18, 2005 at 08:47 AM
How wierd, that picture of that guy licking his screen, that looked just like me as soon as I saw that sexy 70's Dave pic! Except, of course, I'm not a guy. And Dave didn't taste like anything. Or smell like anything. At least as far as I know.
Posted by: casey | April 18, 2005 at 08:47 AM
Oh, please. I tried licking Angelina Jolie the other day and she just tasted like glass.
Posted by: Balanchine | April 18, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Don't try licking Ann Coulter, though. She tastes bitter.
Posted by: Tracy | April 18, 2005 at 08:58 AM
Mummyyyyyyyyyyy....Tommy ate the moniter again
Posted by: bangi | April 18, 2005 at 09:04 AM
My reaction can best be expressed by the next to the last yellow smiley-face things in the link on the right side of the blog. I don't dare speculate what is going on with the last one...
I realize the last statement is incomprehensible. Just look at the stupid smiley things.
Posted by: Spud | April 18, 2005 at 09:05 AM
Last post makes even less sense since I noticed that the link on the right of the blog changes each time you reload. I give up.
Posted by: Spud | April 18, 2005 at 09:10 AM
this whole world is going to hell!
Posted by: old fart | April 18, 2005 at 09:13 AM
What's that bean counter counting, Multi-colored Rat Doots? WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Sondra | April 18, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Is anyone else still hung up on Dave's thighs from the previous post?
(Oh, great, it is just me...)
Posted by: wondering | April 18, 2005 at 09:52 AM
silver -- four pairs of nickels ...
Posted by: u.o | April 18, 2005 at 10:33 AM
... not pears or pares ...
[I swear! I only touched the post key once, way back up there ... I dunno how that double happened ... unless it was just 'cuz I said "pairs" ...]
Posted by: u.o | April 18, 2005 at 10:36 AM
Tracy, if I tried that my tongue would freeze. Or rot.
Posted by: Balanchine | April 18, 2005 at 12:45 PM