A GIANT LURCH FORWARD FOR BEER CONSUMERS

Gizmodo links to this important product announcement from Grolsch. (Mmmm, Grolsch.) According to the free translation I got here, the advertisement says this:

Grolsch introduces in the week for the Queen's Birthday the Grolsch look brace. With this innovatieve gadget, you make with one click a brace of your look!

The Grolsch look brace has been developed from the idea, that a can indeed more compactly is and you it more easily take along, but less well drinks then a bottle. With the Grolsch look brace, you keep the use ease of the can and there the drinkgenot becomes.

A brace of our look! (Burrrrppp) Yes!

Comments

[lstarn]

first

[Guin]

I think Yoda has been writing Grosch's translations for them.

[sandy beach]

Key quote from translation above:

...as a result of which you rather have yourself hands for other activities.

I wonder what other activities you rather have yourself hands for.

[Sarcasmo]

I hate when something "less well drinks then a bottle"

[Lairbo]

All your Grolsch are belong to us.

[lstarn]

I used Google to translate from English to German and then from German to French and then from French back to English with the following result:

Grolsch introduces the bracket of sight Grolsch into the week for the anniversary of the queen. With this one apparatus innovatieve, you form a bracket of your sight with clicking! The bracket of sight Grolsch was developed by the idea which does that with A indeed more in a compact way and you long to take it to him is easy, but well then a bottle drinks smaller. With the bracket of sight of Grolsch to hold to you Gebrauchmuehelosigkeit the box and there becomes that drinkgenot.

[Christobol]

Plus, Grolsch is a beer which was named after its makers drank way too much of it one night.

[Sarcasmo]

Pabstbier means Pope Beer?

So, Pabst Blue Ribbon, was the original Pope beer, right?

[Lairbo]

"Gebrauchmuehelosigkeit" WBAGNFARB, doncha think?

Also "drinkgenot"

[MM]

Is that a putative lurch or a purposeful, tell-tale one?

[opiesgirl]

Huh?

[sandy beach]

Sarcasmo--"Papstbier" and "Pabstbier" are not the same thing. Not even close.

[Mr.Fishair]

Hehe, Sandy funny.

Yeah, there's clearly alot of and between them.

[Random Street Lunatic]

Grolsch smalsh.
GIMME A DOLLAR FO SOME BOOZE, DAMMIT!

[sarcasmo]

It's even worse than I thought Papstbier sounds painfully close to an annual physical. I'm thinking the ladies are not going to be rushing out in droves to buy this stuff.

[Brainy Jello]

MKJ - Having a hard time with the post button today?

[J]

God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.

[MKJ]

Brainy: What do you mean 'today'? It's been double posting for a while, I only clicked once, AARRHGH!!!

[LL]

Hello, Lloyd. A bit slow tonight, isn't it?

[Keisha]

I hate that, when something "clicks you on the blikje".
But I'm so happy I'm not the only one who entertains myself translating from English>German>French>English. Good times!

[MKJ]

That thing's not getting anywhere near my blikje . . .

[antiroach]

Can one get a brace of your look for one's monkey?

[igloo]

blikje=like bj

[pianogrl]

Maybe you'd get better results if you tried translating from Dutch to English. Just a thought!

[pianogrl]

...Or maybe not...

"With the Grolsch look brace, you keep the use ease of the can and at that becomes the drinkgenot of a bottle added. The intention piece click drink you on the can and the can now as a brace bottle. The look brace can be hung round the neck, through which you have your hands free for other activities. The look brace can grind become uses superior."

[MKJ]

Anyone remember the 'Flick my Bic' ads during the 70's? They wouldn't get away with that now . . .

[MKJ]

Anyone remember the 'Flick my Bic' ads during the 70's? They wouldn't get away with that now . . .

[J.T.]

Hey LL-
"You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back, Lloyd, one by one."

[J.T.]

"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and all the irreperable harm that it's caused me."

[DougBo]

The Shining!!

[slyeyes]

you make a clamp of your can with one click

That sounds dirty.

*snicker*

[karmadonor]

Finally, a technology that combines the flat, fast-warming flavor of canned beer with the awkward, impatient fumbling of your first condom.

[U.O]

All your base are belong to brace ...

[Rob]

WTH is a drinkgenot?

[AlanBoss]

To all of the translators....

Ahhh! That explains it!

[blob]

drinkgenot is dutch for drinking pleasure. By the way, this thing, if you hadn't figured it out, is a plastic extension that you click onto the beer can. People prefer to drink beer out of a bottle, and this thing lets you pretend to be drinking out of one, without having to carry around all that glass.
Dutch people rejoice!

[insomniac]

A French website referenced my wife's homepage and the links therein. It said 'Liens de (her name)' .The translating program turned this into 'Bonds of (her name)' which sounded vaguely kinky.

[sct72]

From the Babelfish/Altavista tran:

"The Grolsch Blikbeugel have been developed from the idea that blikje are indeed more compact and you it more easily take along, but drinks less nicely than a flask."

Drinks less nicely than a flask! But more than a brace of our look, no doubt!

[Abo]

Where can I buy some Popebeer? What is about the pope. Is it him allowed to drink beer?