THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH WORKING FOR THE MIAMI HERALD
We don't have lockers.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
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March 28, 2005
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Posted by: lstarn | March 28, 2005 at 01:25 PM
Judi,
he,he...you naughty girl!
Posted by: julietine | March 28, 2005 at 01:25 PM
No Lockers?
Wow, i haven't had a locker in 5 years.
Ah High school.
Haven't had a date in 6 years.
Gawd I'm a loser.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | March 28, 2005 at 01:32 PM
Judi - maybe you could rent a locker down at the Greyhound station...?
Posted by: jamester | March 28, 2005 at 01:36 PM
Quick, anyone have an antidepressant for Psycho Joe?
Good thing this thread is only about naked guys in lockers. What if it had been about cheerleaders?
Posted by: sandy beach | March 28, 2005 at 01:37 PM
naked guys hiding in lockers....good times...good times.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 28, 2005 at 01:38 PM
That is a blatently insane article.
I wish i could come up with pranks like that.
Also, Judi, Who were you expecting to find in your locker?
(I'm free for all personal and public appearences, and i'm free of charge)
J/k
8>
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | March 28, 2005 at 01:39 PM
judi, there's always the filing cabinet ...
Posted by: MOTW | March 28, 2005 at 01:40 PM
Anti depressant?
How about about a gallon of moonshine.
Booger.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | March 28, 2005 at 01:41 PM
Judi, when you DO get lockers, please make sure that yours is at least 6'00 tall. Isn't DAVE just under that? We'd want him to be comfy while waiting for you.
Posted by: Dave (not Barry) | March 28, 2005 at 02:12 PM
Judi, we who have met you know who you'd like to find naked in your locker, but I'm not telling.
And this was a great opening sentence:
Ivan Ljubicic was preparing for his third-round match at the Nasdaq-100 Open on Sunday when he found something totally unexpected in his locker, naked fellow player Michael Llodra.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2005 at 02:17 PM
Naked Locker Dwellers wbagnfarb
Posted by: U.O | March 28, 2005 at 02:24 PM
"Haha very funny, Llodra. Ok look man, I know you won your match but this prank is getting old, could you please just hand me the balls. No, no, the TENNIS balls you freak!"
Posted by: tyler | March 28, 2005 at 02:49 PM
Tyler,
LOL....that was funny!!!
Posted by: julietine | March 28, 2005 at 03:22 PM
So - how big was "it"?
Inquiring minds want to know!!!!
Posted by: Female Tennis Fan | March 28, 2005 at 03:37 PM
"He is not a small guy (but) very flexible. Very, very flexible.
Yes, very, very flexible.
Definitely very flexible.
One time we were ... um ... nevermind.
Where were we again?
Oh yes, he is indeed flexible when unhampered by apparel."
Posted by: Ed | March 28, 2005 at 04:15 PM
har tyler.
as for the whole article, just llovelly.
allerative locker lodgers wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2005 at 04:28 PM
Hiding a flexible and naked seven foot tall tennis player in someone's locker is certainly a good prank. I still like the old Galactic Black Hole With Optical Jet in the locker trick though...
Posted by: Christobol | March 28, 2005 at 05:21 PM
This article is lacking something... I know! Pictures! We want pictures!
Posted by: Jessica R. | March 28, 2005 at 05:21 PM
"He is not a small guy (but) very flexible. Very, very flexible."
The article neglected to mention the quart of vasoline.
Posted by: Deontologist | March 28, 2005 at 05:43 PM
If a French tennis guy's in your locker.
It may come as a bit of a shocker.
Though to women he's flexible
And therefore quite sexible
To guys he just seems off his rocker!
Posted by: insomniac | March 28, 2005 at 05:50 PM
adam! ;)
Posted by: judi | March 28, 2005 at 06:10 PM
C-bol ---
really like your photo of the millipede-bustin' lion tamer ... LOL ...
Posted by: U.O | March 28, 2005 at 09:48 PM
What's a Locker?
Posted by: Jack | March 28, 2005 at 11:35 PM
"He is not a small guy (but) very flexible. Very, very flexible."
This sentence just set off my gayness-in-interviews alarm.
Posted by: JJ | March 29, 2005 at 12:36 AM
Just leave this item in the locker . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2005 at 03:12 AM
Don't know what Michael Llodra looks like... Eleanor, any info? Would it be worth seeing him naked?
But I'd be happy beyond words if I found Arnaud Clement naked in my locker...
Posted by: Marie | March 29, 2005 at 04:31 AM
GIS for Michael Llodra
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2005 at 04:48 AM
GIS for Michael Llodra
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2005 at 04:49 AM
in my senior year of high school, I was so thin I could sit inside the teacher's podium. (make what you will of that, pervs and pervettes)
Posted by: insomniac | March 29, 2005 at 07:49 AM
How many A's did that get u Insomniac? ;)
Posted by: Bangi | March 29, 2005 at 07:53 AM
'niac --
... um ... there's gotta be a comment here (or somewhere) about a large, furry, flat-tailed rodent (and its euphemistical usage r.e. other anatomical applications) ... but I don't think I want to explore those options or avenues ...
Posted by: U.O | March 29, 2005 at 07:58 AM
*trying to summmon lustful thoughts about Mrs. Greenberg , the Calculus teacher*
ooh, Lunchtime!
Posted by: insomniac | March 29, 2005 at 07:59 AM
I think judi might have checked out the locker down at the Trailways® and found a suprise to her liking.
Or she may have been Terrorist Mom and is no longer with us.
Posted by: whereisjudi | March 29, 2005 at 08:02 AM
'niac --
I have no idea whatsoever about Mrs. Greenberg's personal physiognomy, but "Calculus" always seemed to have "exotic" connotations for moi ownself ...
Posted by: U.O | March 29, 2005 at 08:13 AM
Merci pour les photos Mahatma!
Well he seems kinda cute... too bad he's slightly...deranged? weird? I don't know which English word is the most appropriate to the situation.
Posted by: Marie | March 29, 2005 at 08:14 AM
Il n'y a pas de quoi, Marie!
Wonder what the other bloglettes would think of your good friend Arnaud Clement?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2005 at 08:19 AM
So ... what?
We're all blurking about the site to get the newest links?
Should they ever happen to arrive, that is ... what's with the banker's hours? Or is Tuesday just a quiet "news" day?
Posted by: U.O | March 29, 2005 at 08:21 AM
Warning to the other blogettes
Arnaud is mine!!!
*turns around*
*realizes she's the only one to find him irresistible*
OK he's rather short and more than 6 years younger than me. But still...
Posted by: Marie | March 29, 2005 at 08:56 AM
Well, Marie, I guess I won't fight you for him. If I see him, I'll stuff him in a locker for you.
Good to see your courage is up . . . or are you drinking again?
Posted by: Deontologist | March 29, 2005 at 03:11 PM
Gee Deon, thanks (hope you'll see him - after all, there are several tennis tournaments in the US)
I've not been drinking (except virtual margaritas from you know where) the lust I feel after watching Arnaud's pics has overcome last week's sadness ;-)
Posted by: Marie | March 30, 2005 at 03:13 AM
I Love you
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