THE FINE ARTS
Some big things are happening.
(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr, out there in the field being alert)
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Posted by: NotInBaghdad | March 31, 2005 at 12:30 PM
My first First! OK, I'm happy now.
Posted by: NotInBaghdad | March 31, 2005 at 12:31 PM
I would love to see that that sculpture become Newcastle's new mascot. What a way to feminize european football. Just not in a conventional way.
Posted by: Smithie00 | March 31, 2005 at 12:34 PM
I just love April Fools Day!
Posted by: sandy beach | March 31, 2005 at 12:35 PM
"The Goddess could even be grazed with sheep to keep her grass in trim."
I just had to point out this masterful line. That is all.
Posted by: NotInBaghdad | March 31, 2005 at 12:35 PM
But will they be Perky?
Posted by: igloo | March 31, 2005 at 12:38 PM
"Visitors will be able to roam all over the Goddess's curvy body thanks to a network of paths."
Sounds like some of our blogettes fondest dreams.
I will not name names.
Posted by: frommyeviltwin | March 31, 2005 at 12:41 PM
****speechless*****
(only b/c this is a family friendly blog)
Posted by: DougBo | March 31, 2005 at 12:44 PM
He's going to make this woman/goddess from a slag heap? Goddess is not the first word that came to my mind but I totally understand why they'd need the grazing sheep.
Posted by: Peri | March 31, 2005 at 12:45 PM
And how come a flaming penis that isn't really a penis in Wageningen is facing the axe when this deliberate penis is being called art?
Posted by: Peri | March 31, 2005 at 12:49 PM
re:40 ft!
*pro-bono*~snork~
*to be frank*
*We still really wanted those veins*
*penis sports*
what a masterpiece of quotes.....
Posted by: russell | March 31, 2005 at 12:53 PM
The 100' breasts site has so many great one-liners I wouldn't even know where to begin - so I won't!
And then there's that whole penis thing - but what's up with all the question marks in the article???
sandy!!!! nice to see you!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2005 at 12:57 PM
I was the Fore-man!
Posted by: John Holmes | March 31, 2005 at 12:58 PM
Someone should alert the Prime Minister of Spain about this
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 31, 2005 at 01:01 PM
Spain's Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez "Chester" Zapatero.
Good one MKJ!
Posted by: DougBo | March 31, 2005 at 01:07 PM
UAF Civil Engineering Head
I think this job should belong to Harry R. Allcock but that's just me.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | March 31, 2005 at 01:16 PM
As famous as the Angel of the North?"?
Quick show of hands, how many of our blogbuds have heard of the Angel of the North sculpture on the border of Scot and England?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2005 at 01:17 PM
Never heard of it before today.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | March 31, 2005 at 01:20 PM
And thus we see an illustration of the 4th Law of Penis Dynamics: The moment they build a bigger penis, a bigger woman will arrive to be unsatisfied by it.
Posted by: Christobol | March 31, 2005 at 01:20 PM
how come these artists don't have to get real jobs?
Posted by: jamester | March 31, 2005 at 01:25 PM
Oldest rule in the book, Jamester.
If you have a big wank or big hooters, you don't have to get a "real" job.
Posted by: Christobol | March 31, 2005 at 01:36 PM
I used to have a REAL job.
*sigh*
but, then I got fired.
Posted by: long tall texan | March 31, 2005 at 01:41 PM
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Posted by: tyler | March 31, 2005 at 01:53 PM
I've got the perfect bra for her.
Posted by: Mrs. Bickerson | March 31, 2005 at 01:54 PM
Once gravity gets ahold of those 100ft knockers, they'll turn back into slag heaps.
The main problem is keeping it erect *snork*
Posted by: slyeyes | March 31, 2005 at 02:30 PM
If you have a big wank or big hooters, you don't have to get a "real" job.
And if you have both, man, are you ever set for life, or what.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | March 31, 2005 at 02:56 PM
"Having an enormous penis rain down on your audience is a success on so many levels"
I wish I had a nickel for every time I was asked to do that.
Posted by: Sheepboy | March 31, 2005 at 02:57 PM
Dave, thanks for reminding me that tomorrow is april fool's.
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | March 31, 2005 at 03:18 PM
One other thing.
I had NO idea this was a family friendly blog.
I'm willing to bet i've said some stuff that little kids shouldn't hear.
In fact, on rare occasions, i say stuff that no one should hear.
So, if i offended anyone...
Thank you.
I really tried hard.
8>
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | March 31, 2005 at 03:22 PM
From another dictionary:
slag: A scoriaceous or cindery pyroclastic rock.
Does that clear it up for you?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | March 31, 2005 at 04:56 PM
We at NAANBODS, or National Association of the Advancement of Natural Bodyparts are disappointed at the glorification of unnatural body parts with these bodaciously humongous breasts and penises. This will unfortunately trigger more bad porn from the schlockmeisters of San Fernando Valley.
Posted by: Dr. Gary Feelgood | March 31, 2005 at 05:02 PM
The Goddess could even be grazed with sheep to keep her grass in trim
I can't decide who is luckier the sheep or the godess.
Posted by: Mad "about Weasel" Scientist | March 31, 2005 at 05:17 PM
This is NOT a family friendly blog. The disclaimer at the bottom of the page is purely for entertainment purposes!
Posted by: Jessica R. | March 31, 2005 at 05:27 PM
and of course there will be a gift shop in the titan momma's .... well yall figure it out...
Posted by: philintexas | March 31, 2005 at 05:50 PM
They should have named the statue Queen Titikaka(hope I spelled that okay)
Posted by: opiesgirl | March 31, 2005 at 09:16 PM
i am shocked. such terrible stories.
ahh. april fools daay....
Posted by: queensbee | April 01, 2005 at 02:56 AM
Is it in yet?
Posted by: Cody Pendent | April 01, 2005 at 06:41 AM
Actually I saw the Angel of the North when I was on vacation last summer. Not my version of art. Bloody rubbish actually.
Posted by: kingw MBE LP | April 01, 2005 at 09:15 AM